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Friday, April 19, 2019

Fuck Censorship!! ABC Investigation Reveals Conflicting Porno-Stances Within Australian Society.

ABC Investigation Reveals Conflicting Porno-Stances Within Australian Society.

"This is supported by a 2010 study published in the journal Violence Against Women that found that 88 percent of porn scenes in popular movies contained some form of “physical aggression” by men against women. This typically takes the form of slapping, gagging, choking, and other forms of vigorous contact — all of which the co-performers are typically shown enjoying."

Here's a thought...why not let grown adults decide what they want to read, see, hear, view, film, share, fantasize about and act out. The aforementioned gagging, choking, slapping sounds like some vicious abuse and oppression of women, subjecting us to this filth right?

Except...

Box Office: 'Fifty Shades Freed' Pushes The Trilogy Past $1 Billion Worldwide.

Fifty Shades of Grey has topped best-seller lists around the world, including those of the United Kingdom and the United States. The series had sold over 125 million copies worldwide by June 2015 and has been translated into 52 languages, and set a record in the United Kingdom as the fastest-selling paperback of all time.

So, if grown and mature, sensible adult women, who are the vast majority of the fans of the 50 Shades phenom, and spent well over One Billion of their hard earned dollars on it, enjoy the fantasy and hope for the reality of...gagging, choking, slapping and whatever else...what business is it of anyone else and especially any government organization?

The "Nanny State" should....fuck off. :)

My No Pants Fascination....How it all Came to Be. :)

Visualize me as a wee lass of a strict, uptight and proper fundamentalist upbringing...forced to wear disgusting scratchy, itchy leotards and tights under my skirts. And by "skirts" I mean floor length dresses that swept up dust 'cuz they were so long. We can see the lasting impression this had on me by the following two examples, the "whore guide" and one of yours truly. :)

Through my early years I'd see cartoons, TV shows, and jokes about "no pants"...which would usually involve old guys with sock garters and no pants. I just thought it was hilarious. There was nothing sexual about it as that was a rather repressed era where anything "sexual" was not allowed on TV...so that never even entered my mind. The first 25 seconds of this Letterman clips speaks volumes. When I'd stay up late, hiding from my parents, sneaking into the living room when I was supposed to be in bed to watch "sinful" late night TV...and I first saw Letterman with his "Worldwide Pants" corporation, I'd stuff my face into a pillow and giggle until I just about peed myself.

Which of course this all eventually lead to....a fascination and penchant for "No Pants" but with a different intent and purpose.

In conclusion I would just like to summarize and emphatically state that....there was absolutely no fucking point to this entire blog post. :)

New Clothing Line Allows Men to Proclaim They’re “Cuckolds” Who Share Their Wives.

Some Fluffer sent me this link. Its just something I'm passing on out of amusement...it has nothing to do with me personally. I would however be curious how many people would wear this sort of "self-outing" clothing in everyday life. :)

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Sugarcookie Posts Guide to Bypassing UK’s Age-Verification System.

By the way....these are "Sugar Cookies".

My fat ass outta know! :)

Reddit Bans Ads For ‘Adult-Oriented Products and Services’ and...No Pants. :)

Reddit Bans Ads For ‘Adult-Oriented Products and Services’

Recently on the Censorship Bandwagon...

Tumblr

Instagram

Google+...which did censor content, but is now gone.

Facebook, which has always censored posts...unless its "fake news" from Russians, of course.

That basically leaves Twitter, of the "major" social media sites that still allow nudie pics.

Sorry Ass Suns-o-Bitches.

What good is "social" media if grown adults can't "socialize" in a "social" setting in the manner with which they deem enjoyable? What sort of business model is it when a few old puritan uptight frigid grandmas decide what you, as an adult, can post, read, view, share and see? What can be done about this? Why am I asking so many questions? What if nobody reads this? What if I just keep on asking questions and can't stop? What happens then? Can anybody hear me? :)

Hey, I said "No Pants"....I didn't say it was *me* without pants.

So, I was not lying, okay. :)

Nothing else to see here people.

End of post.

All done.

That's it.

Go home.

Nothing to see down below.

Don't look below this line.

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What?

You're still here?

Whats your problem?

You can't follow directions?

I said...go home.

Damn it to hell! :)

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

8 Myths And Beliefs About The Penis, Analyzed By Sex Experts.

J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) is Bringing the 70s Fashion Back. :)

I am not a fashion plate, a fashionista, a clothes horse (love a Taco plate, Fashionatrixes & clothes whores) but I do like the way she looks here. Love the hair, accouterments, shades, beads, jewelry, belt, bells, whistles and trimming, and of course the jeans. I might have to actually get up, get decent, be civil, act human, go out into the world and buy some...pants. :)

But first....a word from our sponsors. :)

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Plays Bach In Shadow Of Border Crossing.

"In culture, as you all know — as you did, and do, and will do — in culture, we build bridges, not walls," Yo-Yo Ma said as he played Bach in celebration of the relationship between the border cities of Laredo, Texas, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.

Would you cuckold your husband and make him watch you take stronger and muscular men in bed?

(I just found this interesting as it popped up under one of my alert feeds.) :)

David Beatty, 40 years in the lifestyle - wife is still a hot wife

Have been in a happy cuckold marriage for 40 years. Stacey has never allowed me to watch her fuck another man. In the early days of our marriage when we tried swinging I was always present in the same house or hotel but never in the same room. Same with her other sexual relationships.

I’m always part of the vetting process - which is much easier in the cellular phone and social media age than it was when we started in the early 80s.

I meet her lovers when she’s meeting them for the first time and I hang out until satisfied that the guy is normal, safe, and sane. If she’s turned on by the guy she will start flirting, exposing herself, innocently touching his back or thigh, and allowing him to kiss and fondle her. All in my presence. She likes rugged blue collar men who are fit and confident. So in most instances, she ignores me and turns all of her attention to him. I become a voyeur. I start to imagine them in bed and I can build a fairly accurate and erotic picture in my mind as I watch them with one another. As I watch them touch on the dance floor or at the table / bar, it’s easy to imagine them in bed.

On more than one occasion, I’ve walked with them back to the hotel while they were all over one another - lots of touching and kissing. I’ve even been in the same elevator when he has started kissing my wife, and feeling her pussy through her pants or usually up her dress or skirt. I’ve heard her moan at his touch and kiss. I’ve been in the same hotel suite while she had sex and I’ve heard the love making. It was (is) an amazing turn-on that also evokes jealousy, excitement, and embarrassment all rolled up in one.