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Every Queening Chair I Ever Made...

Is not on this list but here are a few of them. I should be arrested for the promotion of "face abuse" around the world. Lots of ...

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Musical Face Sitting Chairs...

Its a new game I'm developing.  :) 

You can always tell when my submissive is out of town, I quickly and easily get bored and start doing stupid silly things like this. I'll never understand how some people, kinky or vanilla, gay or straight and any variation or combination between, can maintain an out-of-town relationship. 

I'd go crazy nuts...okay...even crazier nuts then I am already.  :) 

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Here's how much the President, Vice President and members of Congress get paid, even during a government shutdown...

President: $400,000, plus expense allowance of $50,000, a $100,000 non-taxable travel account and $19,000 for entertainment.
Vice President: $243,500 per year.
Speaker of the House: $223,500
Majority and Minority Leaders: $193,400
All other Representatives (including Delegates and Resident Commissioner from Puerto Rico): $174,000
Chief Administrative Officer: $172,500
Clerk of the House: $172,500
Sergeant at Arms: $172,500
Chaplain: $172,500
Legislative Counsel: $172,500
Law Revision Counsel: $172,500
Parliamentarian: $172,500
Inspector General: $172,500
Director, Interparliamentary Affairs: $172,500
General Counsel to the House: $172,500
Here's a breakdown of the annual salary of members, officers and officials of the Senate:
President pro tempore: $193,400
Majority and Minority Leaders: $193,400
All other Senators: $174,000
Secretary of the Senate: $172,500
Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper: $172,500
Legislative Counsel: $172,500
Legal Counsel: $172,500
Parliamentarian: $171,315
Chaplain: $160,787

By the way, Federal Minimum Wage is $7.25 an hour, as it has been since July 2009. 
These greedy fucking politicians have not raised it in...10 years. 


Now that Trump Made America Great Again by Making Mexico Pay for His Wall...

What's that you say?

Mexico told Trump to go fuck himself and refused to pay for the wall?

The government has been shut down for almost a month because Trump lied about making Mexico pay for the wall that only he and a few brain-dead morons think is a good idea? 

Whats that you're telling me? People aren't getting their paychecks, TSA employees are absent, the FDA isn't inspecting food and drugs, soon 38 million impoverished people will not be receiving their food and housing assistance, city buses will stop running and no new IPOs can be issued, people can't open new businesses because the offices that issue EIN numbers for LLCs are closed, and National Parks are overflowing with hooligans running over rare Joshua Trees in their 4x4s and ruining a very delicate ecosystem due to the Forest Rangers being sent home and our nation is at risk because the Coast Guard and Border Patrol are either at home or being forced to work for free and...I could go on for hours, or weeks and months.

That's a lot of fucking...."winning". 
Fuck Donald Coward Bone Spurs Traitor Trump.  :)  


But back in the sane world....Don't you hate it when people place stickers on light poles.  :)



They call it a wine cellar...for me it would be a punishment room...but it would still be called the "Whine cellar" :) 

Monday, January 14, 2019

Check Out this Pimping Caddy. :)

Nah...I was joking. I got bored, & as I have so much left over wood, decided to make Caddies (Caddy's?) & was doing a play on words so the photos will get picked up by search engines.   

I had a squishy little orgasm when I saw the photo below...
Or maybe I just peed myself again.  :) 

Story of my life.
And its a "Short" story as well.  :) 

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Pygophilia - Callipygian - Steatopygia - Ass Booty - Badunkadunk.


pygophilia : A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to the human buttocks.


cal·li·pyg·i·an ˌkaləˈpijēən/ : Having well-shaped buttocks.



ste·at·o·py·gi·a/ : accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.


Skinny - Scrawny - No Ass - White Chick - Meaning...
Me!  :) 

Aaughh! I've been Outed! :)

I finally found a perfect girl,
I could not ask for more,
Shes deaf and dumb and oversexed,
And owns a liquor store.   :)


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