Friday, August 18, 2017

Where Is My Male Sex Robot?

 

 
^^ What in the blistering living fuck is this? ^^ :)


 

If men are so smart....

Why do they wear pants with a zipper....sharp pointy interlocking metal teeth...right next to their most sensitive organs?   :)

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

This...all of it.

 






 
 
 

Golf Balls?

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his trousers, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."  :)

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Cuckold.

 
 

cuck·old  noun  1. the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
verb1. (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
That's what the word means. Everything else is just people adding to it, putting a twist on it, ordering up a side order of some fetishized kink. 
 
The husband is a cuckold if his wife has sex with other men or a man. Period. It has nothing to do with cock size, what he thinks, whether or not he's there, whether or not he even knows about it. It has nothing to do with whether or not he's white, or black, or wearing panties, or takes it up the butt. His  confidence is not in question, nor his stature, not his income...and it doesn't matter who pays for dinner. 
 
Cuckoldry exists in the animal kingdom as well...to the extent that some animals are "serial monogamists". No doubt a multitude of the *assumed* progeny and offspring of some men, do not have his DNA, as that sperm was supplied by another male.
 
Chastity, spanking, fluffing, 24/7 servitude, obeisance, obedience, female domination, male submission, bisexual acts, homosexual acts, and a plethora of other examples....while all a praiseworthy occupation of time and energy (laughs to self) are like the added condiments that go with a....hamburger. 
 
The *hamburger* is the meat itself. It may or may not come with bread, it may or may not come with some sort of....*special creamy sauce". A pickle you say? Sure...add a pickle or two, just for fun.
 
Gloryholes?
Stockings?
French Maid?
Ball and gag?
Clothespins?
Collars?

Sure...add those if you are so inclined....but the only things it takes to make a man into a cuckold are.
 
1. Wife.
2. Lover.
That's it....and I approve this message.  :)

Assorted Smut - A Chicken - And Homophobia.

BREAKING Approval rating for inflated #TrumpChicken now at 98%.
 
 
 
 
Shouldn't that be "Gay Server of Buffalo Wild Wings"?
I mean...I've never seen a "Gay Buffalo" before.  :)
 



 
 
 

5 hot sex positions to try when you want it rough.

 

Indian women are posting photos of themselves out after midnight in a campaign against victim blaming.

Indian women are posting photos of themselves out after midnight in a campaign against victim blaming.

#AintNoCinderella: Why Indian women are posting midnight photos.