Monday, June 28, 2021

Queening Chairs with Dual Access...

  I designed this Queening chair to allow access either from the front or the back so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond a small pillow. There is 2" of padding on the seat, base cushion and backrest, and covered in a water resistant pleather vinyl fabric. I made this one wider and taller than usual to accommodate those of a larger frame, however it has to be stated, there is *no* one size fits all.  :)  

Queening Chairs

 




 


Why Queening Chairs Matter...

    


Comfort. For "Her". And sometimes you. Yes, I freely admit I am totally biased on this topic. I use them, design them, make them and sell them. Of course I'm biased. I love them, and know all women would. Do I want you to buy one, Damn Skippy I do...so my bias is upfront, honest and in your face.  :)

Speaking of...in your face, or rather to be more accurate, *on* your face, back to the comfort thing. I recently read a post from a guy asking about them and then stating that *he* preferred her squatting over his face. Sure, okay, and he's missing the entire point. The point is squatting makes the thighs ache within moments. Plus its hard on the knees, and ankles, and for some people their back. So if any sort of face sitting chair or stool is properly designed, she is essentially in the same position, meaning her pussy is planted firmly on your face...but she's able to relax, lounge, lean forward, or backwards, or sit side saddle if you freaks prefer, front service, back service, oral worship, and...no neckaches for the orally servicing tongue slave. 

So, you know, for guys like the aforementioned, stop being self absorbed, self centered, and sexually greedy and...make arrangements so *she* can enjoy those protracted tongue lashings, the labia lickings, the vulva rapturous orgasmic explosions of pussy-on-fire fulfillment. She'll thank you, and so will your bank account from *not* having to see an...orthopedist. :)



  

Side note for single and looking guys, with all due respect, describing us, women, adult human beings, with such terms as "MILF" or "Domme", in ads, as a sole descriptor, as in "Looking for Dominant MILF", or anything in such a fashion, might not be doing you any favors. We are well rounded creatures, with a myriad of interests, with very full lives comprising careers, education, sometimes kids, parents, friends, a history, a future, hopes, dreams and hobbies. We are extremely complex and very complicated, and are more than just a BDSM label or title. Using one word descriptors makes us sound like...a "thing", like some sort of object that one orders up at a drive-thru window, or from Amazon. Just something to consider.  :)

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Okay so...no news flash here, but not everything on the Internet is historically or scientifically accurate. Take the meme below for example. From what I can tell, the artwork is done by a guy who used the moniker Namio Harukawa, and who apparently lived from 1947 to 2020, meaning he was *not* alive in 1901, ergo, the text on the meme is purely fiction. 


Caesars Palace, right after being built in 1966. Back when Vegas was still interesting, for nightlife, for adults, smoldering, seedy, salacious, sexy and an action packed town. 



Apparently GOP Granny, thinks all young people are Antifa.

 

The Jungle Bubble. I don't have a strong desire to go to Thailand right at the moment, but would love one of these in my back yard.  :) 

 

US embassy flies the Pride Flag in Russia, where ‘gay propaganda’ is illegal.


 

Welcome to the factory, where they value the work that gets done, over your life.



 

Workers standing next to the chain used for the Titanic's anchor, circa 1910.
Just for those of you into "whips and chains", to salivate over with your "chain" envy.   :) 


The Bestest of all the Happy Good Boys!!  :)

 

Friday, June 25, 2021

Stupid Saturday Stuff. :)

   

 
Want to know what I think? I think Brandeis University...should shut their politically correct, cow cunted, whore mongering, glory holy fluffing, ass fucked fucking faces...the fuck up.  :) 



"Realistic"? Sure...assuming you're a smoking hot hottie, with a rocking bod, near a tropical island, surrounded by multi-million dollar yachts.  :) 

 


You mean you can...just walk into someone's home, plant a flag and take it over? And here I am, an idiot, paying a mortgage and stupid things like that.  :) 



 

I don't know...with some guys, we'd end up with way too shallow rows.  :)




 

No girls allowed? 

 

No way in hell I'd drive across/through this. 
Iceland.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

This is not for publication but I do enjoy interesting pen pals. Send me a email sometime.

To the (unnamed by request) person that sent me the message: "This is not for publication but I do enjoy interesting pen pals. Send me a email sometime" as a blog post, and requested I not post it as a blog post...how the hell am I supposed to send you my e-mail...when I don't know what *your* e-mail address is?  :)     vanessachaland at Gmail.com 

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Blog Post. A Post on my Blog. Bloggy, Bloggish Postage. :)

All men are not created equal in some ways....deal with it.  :) 

















Chair sculpted from wood.

 


Pride house in Chicago. 

 

Ah yes, the good old days of...Barrel Bondage Blowjobs and ButtFuckery?  :) 




Decriminalization of same-sex sexual intercourse in the United States. 




 

Finally got a picture of the Alpha Chad who has been stealing all the girls from the Neckbeards.

 


 

How To Speak 'Murican.


I freely admit it's kind of lame, but stumbling across a UFO chicken hut made my day.



 

Swedish fans excited about a sports match.
Good for them...to have the balls to wear clothes, that almost show off their balls. ) 

 


If it makes no sense, if it will oppress someone, if it will cost money, ruin lives, slow progress, disempower someone, especially women, if it will make someone poorer, if its against common sense, if it violates someone's rights...a Republican will *always* do it.  :) 

  


But of course he did. If it makes no sense, if it will oppress someone, if it will cost money, ruin lives, slow progress, disempower someone, especially women, if it will make someone poorer, if its against common sense, if it violates someone's rights...a Republican will *always* do it.  :) 

 

And then, the flip side. College student uses $600 of her unused meal plan money to feed and care for the homeless community in St. Louis. You know, an *actual* human being, displaying good values, basic empathy, humanitarianism, benevolence, altruism, grace and class.  :)


Ruins of 13th century Castle Coeffin, built on the former site of a Scotland Viking Fortress.

 

The type of bartender everyone needs.


Using a vertical installation of moss, a moss bench can absorb as much pollution as 275 trees in 1 percent of the space.

 

West Texas - Storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime of a mature supercell thunderstorm, illuminated at varying heights from the setting sun.




 

What Matters Most...

 

Waterfall...

 

I've never had a strong desire to live in an RV, but sometimes the notion of selling off a bunch of possessions, homes and property, having less responsibility, is a bit appealing.  :)