No One Lives Here.

I'd move to some of those isolated places.

Why?

Because as I've said before...

I am a semi-misanthropic hermit who creates BDSM furniture, Queening chairs, Smother boxes, Spanking benches, whips, straps, clothing, Hotwife jewelry & body and/or masturbation lotion. I've written multiple books about my exploits, if you care to slog slowly through a myriad of my myopic slaggish musings. I am a Pro-Sarcastic Snarkatrix, Vocabularyistic Savantatrix & I know about your lingering lascivious licentious cuntalingus cunnilingual carnal lust you rapscallion reprobates.

 

 

Society?

Civilization?

What they hell do I need with that?

I just need a submissive with a tongue, a Bull once in awhile, and my rescued puppies and kitties. 

 

Speaking of which...here's a Fatty Kitty.  :)

 

For every woman in political office in the United States there are three men.

Not for long boys....not for much longer.  :)

 

 

Sex in the News...But not Necessarily "Sexy News". :)

The Cowgirl, Museum of Sex Partner for Month-Long Exhibit

 

 

Sex Doll Brothel Opens in Paris, Marks Trend

 

 

Have Sex Toys Become Too Expensive?

 

Mother Load of Matriarchal and Sundry Memes From The Web.

Amber Heard in "3 Days to Kill".

(I just love her look & attitude, juxtaposed with the Nuns.)  :)

 

 

 

 

A couple of retro photos?

 

 

Ask Anna: How do I introduce my fetish to a vanilla partner?

Dear Anna, I’m a totally submissive boy! I bought a queening chair in ’08. It’s never been used and I want to introduce it to my vanilla girlfriend. But I’m freaked out! — Anonymous

                                 (He bought a Queening chair, 10 years ago and never used it?
                              My advice would be..."Man up, grow a pair, and pop the damn question".)  :)

30 harsh things to say to a naked man!

{I found this online, author unknown and found it amusing and very applicable to my lifestyle.}

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

 

Pussy Worship?

Cunt Worship Calendars? I came across something written on a blog about this. A FemDom couple has a structured and documented arranged time when her submissive husband is either allowed, or ordered, or forced to engage in pussy pleasuring worship. On the surface (pun intended) this sounds like a fabulous idea. But then I thought about it and in some ways isn't this a bit like a form of self induced chastity for her? I mean obviously its her choice and may match her own needs and desires. Not every dominant woman has a rampaging and out of control sex drive like I do. :)

 

 At the same time, for me, I want it when I want it. While many aspects of a totally female dominated marriage or lifestyles sounds good on paper, the doctrines, the rituals, the various words, deeds, acts both symbolic and actual sort of give me a little rush and slight twinge in the pussy region, lol..... they may not be practical. If I want my pussy eaten, my clit licked and sucked, there is no way in hell I'm waiting a day, or a month or whatever. Its going to happen NOW!......or there's going to be trouble, meaning a spanking, caning, perhaps some T&D and or ballbusting. "Might as well just do it and get it over with, because you're going to do it one way or the other" is a term my submissive cuckold husband hears a lot. It might be ass licking or licking up my lovers sperm etc, but he's going to do it either way.

 

 Of course she (or whomever) may be still getting sexual satisfaction from something, or someone else. The majority of FemDoms do not cuckold their husbands (from what I know of) so most are not getting dick on the side. Obviously masturbation....some quality time spent with a vibrator is an option as well.....but I never go "artificial" if a real life tongue or cock is around. So for me at least, this doesn't sound like a good idea. Again, as I do get off on tease and denial, not allowing my husband to fuck me or eat me for weeks or months at a time, is a thrilling notion, denying myself any pleasure is not going to happen. The sexually greedy bitch in me will not allow that. :)

 

Cuckold Study Gets Conservative Panties in a Knot.

Sex Researcher Thinks Many 'Cuck'-Obsessed Conservatives Harbor Private Cuckoldry Fantasies.

Cuckold Study Gets Conservative Panties in a Knot.

 

Cuckolding Story Slammed: Humiliating Critiques Emerge As Benefits Of ‘Sexual Fetish’ Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is how you have a party...

I gotta say...they went all out in that era with wardrobes and jazzy bling.  :)

 

 

 

 

'Text neck' is a thing because people look at their phones too much.

Keep Your Head Up: How Smartphone Addiction Kills Manners and Moods. 

 

I see this but know little about it as I don't use a cell phone.

 

CNN Touts Dan Savage Study: ‘Cuckolding Can Be Positive for Some Couples’.

(More or less same article...3 different sources.)

 

Cuckolding can be positive for some couples, study says.

For Many Couples, Getting Cuckolded is a Good Thing, say Scientists.

CNN Touts Dan Savage Study: ‘Cuckolding Can Be Positive for Some Couples’

 

D.C. Joins States in Net Neutrality Lawsuit.

                                             D.C. Joins States in Net Neutrality Lawsuit.

 

Pee Cock?

#GoldenShowers? :)

 

This is "Murica damn it and we have opinions!  :)

 

 

 

 

Hate Mail. :)

(I get a fair amount of anonymous hate messages posted to my blog, which I just delete. Some are worried about my "soul" others dislike my political ideology, or both, or dislike any woman that doesn't genuflect in their "Domly" presence. I find it amusing and below is a reply to one. )  :)

 

It is unfortunate, that the vapid vacuous invective laden jackanapes that post hate mail here are under the notion that they're expounding with edification on the subject matters at hand. In fact their lack of obsequiousness and obeisance speaks volumes about their lack of evolution and intellectual stunting. But, my mission presses on...my domesticating males through verbal cues and matriculation...backed up by and reinforced with corporal punishment for those that are untoward and wayward.  

 

Unlike the diatribe you spewed out to me, laden with unfounded accusations and assumptions, (like a motivated fluffer in a glory hole) I shall infuse facts into this discussion.

Point A: I am not a ProDom, nor a harlot, a tramp, a strumpet, a concubine nor whore.
Point B: That my sexual empowerment threatens your sexually inferior micro-penis is telling. As I flout societal conventions and rail against the mores of a monotheistic Patriarchal structure....I grow emboldened by my efforts as more of the credulous masses are seeing the bigger picture.
Point C: For those that do not yield our minds to your silly little notions of monogamy and lust being sin, your puerile insults are summarily ignored. Pity you have such a narrow view of the world and human history.  :)

Test Drive a Car, Test Drive a Sex Doll?

Sloppy sex doll seconds?

I think not.  :)

 

Net Neutrality Explained With A Whopper. (A burger...not a dick...you perverts.) :)