{I found this online, author unknown and found it amusing and very applicable to my lifestyle.}
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
I have personally heard 2, 3, 11, 16, 18, 19, 26 and 27 with the most common being 11 and 26!!!
ReplyDeleteBut I have other talents as mentioned in 27!!!!
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Kaaren
Well some of us have learned that our short cummings make us excellent submissive cucks. As ex told me " It looks better in a cage" Wonderful site you have shared. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGlad you all enjoy it. :)
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