Change your Cocks...err, I mean Clocks. :)

What sort of sadistic jackass puts nearly invisible chairs in a waiting room where people with bad eyesight will be at a Laser Eye Clinic reception office?

  

Fall in Virginia. 

 

It's hard to argue with her assessment. 

I don't think that's how spirals work...

 

Giving a best friend a hug.

Eiffel Tower from below. 

 

 Posted by a horse vet: "This adorable little guy fell asleep on my feet while I talked to his people."

 

The colors and lines are just amazing. 

 

These guys are goldcrests, the smallest birds in Europe. They weigh 1/100th of a pound and their eggs are the size of peas. They also looks really grumpy all the time.

 

  These aren't real people right? I mean...this is just a bad episode of "Punk'd" or a prank or something correct? No one, I mean no one, could actually be this cheesy with the clichés...right? No one would actually take a twat waffle like this serious...right?

I've said it before and will say it again...I love a good smartass.  :)

  

Rare Insult... 

  

Why is this sort of unnerving...in the way that "Independence Day" or other similar movies were? Or perhaps less so, if they're just delivering dildoes and chastity cages?  :)

 

Red Panda....going crazy. 

 

How a real Stag sexes up a..."Doe"?

 

  

And that, kids, is how I met your mother...

Commotion in the Underpants. :)

(I was lying. There is no commotion in my underpants. Its a slow night at the...orifice. Insert rim shot if desired. Instead...you got whatever's posted below.)  :) 

 Bachelorette' contestants strip dodgeball game fiasco. 

 Tuesday’s episode, 10 bachelors were divided into two teams to play dodgeball, per request of  Bachelorette Clare Crawley, who told them, “I really do want a man who has some balls!”

Fine, sure, whatever. Imagine the uproar if it had been a male Bachelor asking 10 females to strip nude for a dodgeball game. The country would have exploded into screams of sexism, exploitation, moral decline, sexual harassment, social media might have collapsed under the sheer volume of pissed off "feminist's" losing their minds, people would have been fired, fines would have been levied by the FCC, there would have been boycotts of the show and its advertisers, #Hashtags would have been created at an astonishing pace, #MeToo would have gone apoplectic, careers would have ended...does anyone else sense a bit of a....double standard here?   :)

Utah. 

 

Rozenhoedkaai canal in Bruges, Belgium. 

 

Pointlessly gendered water coloring. 

 

Perfect Forest. 

 

No means no, but if you’re a guy, then how dare you?

 

This is what a baby camel looks like. 

 

Frozen blades of grass. 

 

Fluffy...

 

Fierce tiger roaring. 

 

 

Caught red handed at the scene of the crime. 

A happy family.

   

Woman spends $120K on body modifications to morph into a 'blue eyes white dragon'. 

Obviously people can do whatever they want, its their body, but I fail to see how this is an "improvement". The two photos of the blonde lady below are her...before the alterations. I think she was gorgeous, just in her natural state and original body. 

 

Look at this monster. 

Found online...

 

During the 2010 Zheng-Kai marathon Jacqueline Nyetipei Kiplimo from Kenya saw a Chinese elite athlete struggling to drink water. She ran with him from the 10km to the 38km mark aiding him through all the water stations. This slowed her time to 2nd place. This is what real "winning" is all about. Those that don't get that....I can't help them.  :)

I'd be willing to bet this guy is somewhere in the "Virgin/Incel" spectrum.  :)

Proof that chivalry is not dead. But...intelligence is.  :)

 

Fall leaves. 

  

Friends. 

  

Smiling and waving while doing insane plane aerobatics. 

Wintertime Sexual Submission. (E-mail to my husband.)

 

 

Things have been chaotic and busy lately, but a calmer time is here now, so the following is what you can expect tomorrow evening, and many more evenings after that. You apparently need refresher instructions, since you still don't seem to know your job very well yet, or simply forgot, so here's what will be happening...

Tomorrow evening you will be giving me a massage, followed by a tongue bath. You will need to set aside quite a bit of time for this, as you will be under me for hours. Throughout your oral worship session, I will be punishing your balls. If you take what I dish out like a good boy, I may let you jerk off your little thing in front of me. That shouldn't take long will it...Speedy?

The next day's instruction will be given tomorrow, and from now on, you will have one day to prepare for my needs. I will require something from you almost every day, as I have been indisposed. For obvious reasons, I haven't been able to meet with lovers as often as I'd like lately. That doesn't mean I won't be soon, and seeing you after we're done.

I am disappointed that no worthy prospective Bulls have written anything that I care to respond to, but soon enough one of them will be fucking my swollen, slutty pussy. Just like Mike has done a few times, in my Covid-19 "safe" method, though now that its wintertime, I'm going to arrange for those types of trysts out in the shed. You need to make sure to put a space heater in there, and a box of condoms. Magnums, of course.

I should do a blog post, telling the world what a let down you were fucking me the other day. You are my husband and I love you so much, but why must you be so totally worthless in bed? Why must I think of Ben or Mike, or other men, real men, to get wet at all? You saw and felt how much I squirted while you were licking me the other night...just from mentioning one of their names. It's a pathetic and humiliating disgrace that you can't do that to me on your own. Well, at least I can revisit those memories of sex with superior men, if I fuck you once in a while. I'll just have to remember them, and remember how their large cocks penetrated me so easily, so deeply, and call out their names, and I can almost feel like I'm fucking them again....except for one "little thing", right Cuckold?