Drugs and Ass. :)

Your average American.

But fear not...weed & tits are still restricted in most areas, so you'll feel "safe".  :)

 

 

 

 

 Florence Welch in 2012's VOGUE.

 

Berlin - Trump - Crossdressing Slaves - Ass.

Berlin wall stood for 10316 days.

Tomorrow is 10316 days since it is gone.

 

 

Happiness is Trump and Melania at their 2018 Super Bowl party in Florida.

Framing is everything.  :)

 

 

Do they sell them by the dozen?  :)

The 'rock on' gesture has another sinister meaning and people are likely to be offended.

Damn cuckolds. Always creating "little" problems.  :)

 

List of Adult Marketing Sites for Dominatrix, Escorts, Providers, and Sex Workers.

List of Adult Marketing Sites for Dominatrix, Escorts, Providers, and Sex Workers.

 

 

Randomly Random Memes...

My mood today.  :)

 

 

Doggie Day Care.  

 

 

GOP candidate blames human trafficking on sexual liberation, saying it leads to ‘slavery’ of women.

I really don't understand how anyone could vote for someone this ignorant. 

 

Almost one in three people use personal lubricants for anal sex.

Holy Buggering Butt Fucking Batman!  :)

 

Tomb of the Whipping - Goddess Inanna.

The Tomb of the Whipping is an Etruscan tomb in the Necropolis of Monterozzi near Tarquinia, Italy. Dated to approximately 490 BC and named after a fresco of two men who flog a woman in an erotic context.

 

Inanna was the ancient Sumerian goddess of love, beauty, sex, desire, fertility, war, combat, justice, and political power.

 

 

The "Burney Relief," which is believed to represent either Ishtar or her older sister Ereshkigal.

 (c. 19th or 18th century BC)

Political Correctness and Raging Feminists Running Amuck.

 Instead of allowing these women the choice to decide whether or not they enjoy their careers, your action have now made them....unemployed. Proof that some women's agenda and ideology behind their version of "feminism" is not about equality...its about trying to make the rest of us...think and live like them. 

 

Well done, jackasses. 

 

Grid girls speak out against Formula 1's decision to ban them.

Queening Chairs. Now Nearly Gluten Free.

But still without cup holders.  :)

 

One Day I Hope to be a Callipygian. :)

Callipygous:

adjective 1.having well-shaped buttocks. 

 

it can also be used as a noun (callipygia), and someone who is callipygous can be described as a callipygian

dag! look at her - she's so callipygous!

wooooah! did you see her callipygia?

you know kim? she's quite the callipygian.

#callipygous #callipygian #callipygian #butt# ass #booty

Writing ‘The Female Sex (Education)’: by Izzy Rooke-Ley.

Just passing on a link. 

Not saying I agree or disagree with the author, or anyone...including myself!  :)

 

All That MAGA Winning!! :)

No One Lives Here.

I'd move to some of those isolated places.

Why?

Because as I've said before...

I am a semi-misanthropic hermit who creates BDSM furniture, Queening chairs, Smother boxes, Spanking benches, whips, straps, clothing, Hotwife jewelry & body and/or masturbation lotion. I've written multiple books about my exploits, if you care to slog slowly through a myriad of my myopic slaggish musings. I am a Pro-Sarcastic Snarkatrix, Vocabularyistic Savantatrix & I know about your lingering lascivious licentious cuntalingus cunnilingual carnal lust you rapscallion reprobates.

 

 

Society?

Civilization?

What they hell do I need with that?

I just need a submissive with a tongue, a Bull once in awhile, and my rescued puppies and kitties. 

 

Speaking of which...here's a Fatty Kitty.  :)

 

For every woman in political office in the United States there are three men.

Not for long boys....not for much longer.  :)