Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Cuckold.....is your dick in yet?

As I am somewhat between lovers again, (I think, not sure yet) earlier I decided to let my cuckold husband have sex with me. I've written about before, one of my greatest frustrations with him is that he comes within about 30 seconds of entering me. So as he, not unlike some other guys, has a harder time coming when wearing a condom, I insisted he put one on. It didn't really matter. I was bent over, legs spread, ass in the air and after he pushed his dick inside my pussy, I turned over one shoulder and said "Is it in yet cuckold?" and he came. I was truly a bit aggravated, really. 
 
When I turned around I sort of grabbed/smacked at his cock and ended up dragging the condom off which I promptly slapped him in the face with and then threw it at him while charging out of the room. I noticed that some sperm had flung out and was on the side of his face. Anyhow, I used my Rabbit to masturbate and am calmer now. But still, its frustrating when he does that. No cock control at all...and just one more aspect of being a sexually inferior lesser-man.  :)
 
 
 
 

BDSM Fetish Furniture - Providing Multiple Options.

We live in a time where there is quite a bit of economic disparity. Some people have discretionary income for luxury items, some people are just trying to pay the bills and buy some diapers for the kids. As one who was not born rich, hand-me-downs, no vacations, wrong side of the tracks, dented up old cars that half the time wouldn't start...I get that.

At the same time, being a very pro-sex humanist, as we all are, a huge part of our lives sexuality and sexual activity is very important to us. While the majority of people are "normal" or what we often call "vanilla" there are millions and millions, if perhaps not a billion of us, that prefer some version of an alternative sex life. This is a good thing, even though many can not understand it, or us.

However, sometimes with that aforementioned alternative sex drive and interest, you need a variety of accouterments and/or accoutrements (not quite the same thing), clothing, nipple clamps, a cock cage, perhaps some implements, sex furniture, maybe even rubber gloves and a turkey baster and God only knows what other things you freaks use to...get your freak on.  :)   

So as some may know....my interest as far as this is to make unique furniture and implements, sometimes jewelry, using both traditional and alternative materials, trying to achieve comfort and durability, but for a fraction of the price that most other people and/or companies charge. 

Ergo why some of the items on my Etsy Shop, are premade and for sale as is, and why I offer so many DIY downloads as well for those that are on a more....limited budget. The DIY (Do It Yourself) aspect encourages people to make their own, rather than buy premade. Why? Because where one company may charge $350 for a Queening Chair for example, you can do it yourself for less than a 3rd of that, or by using alternative martials, perhaps make the same chair for roughly $30 or so. And in many cases all you need is a razor knife, some glue and some paint. You can make one in a few hours, with most of that time being spent watching the fucking paint dry while you get high off the glue fumes. :)

A good part of any online retail cost is shipping. Often an items shipping charges will be cost prohibitive as it can double or even triple the purchase price....but many vendors don't tell you that as they advertise 'Free Shipping". There is no such thing as free shipping. You, the consumer, are paying for it somewhere, somehow, as its factored into the overall purchase price. We, most of us know this, but if you consider that the material to make some piece of fetish furniture is maybe $30, and the shipping charges might be $85 bucks...you see my point. Or maybe you don't. Could be you're so fucking drunk and bored with this post your eyes are crossed and you lost interest moments ago. 

                                           If that's the case feel free to kiss my....:)






FemDom Memes....now with 27% Less Gluten. :)



 
 
This is an interesting whipping bench.



Monday, October 16, 2017

The Simple Life.

The world seems sort of crazy right now and I'm kind of yearning to sell everything and move to a sleepy little place like this.  :)
 

Can someone explain this to me please?

(I was unable to sleep and came across this on Craigslist. I don't get it. I don't understand the "joke" and never mind the stupidity of the text that accompanied it blaming a whole generation because that sort of stereotyping is just dumb. But what is the cartoon supposed to mean?)
 
 
Fucking millennials and their unruly dogs      
 I swear, fucking millennials raise their dogs like they raise their children, with no boundaries. I was reading how some of these young and dumb types actually take their 5 year olds and older to camps where they can chose their sexual identity. Nice parenting, mills!
 I was at Homedepot yesterday and there were two couples in different parts of the store and they let their dogs run left, run right and one partially wrapped it's leash around me. I told the guy "Nothing better that a well trained dog". His cunt wife looked at me like I pissed in her Wheaties. Fucking brainless assholes! If you insist on bringing your dog to a hardware store then at least have the common courtesy of training the fucking thing to heel! •do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
 
I was unable to sleep and came across this on Craigslist. I don't get it. I don't understand the "joke" and never mind the stupidity of blaming a whole generation because that sort of stereotyping is just dumb. But what is the cartoon supposed to mean?

Sunday, October 15, 2017