Your dick stiffens when I humiliate you because you are happy to get whatever show of affection I choose to grant you. You know that I could fuck any man I want, and can get better men than you to fuck all day long, and will, so you have to do something special to be able to give me pleasure at all.
See, those men that I seek out to fuck are studs, and highly superior to you sexually. They are meant for breeding, spreading seed, and I gladly help them spread that seed (don't I Cocky?). They are not to be asked to do other things for me, that is where you come in. You are inferior to them, but you can fill other "voids".
You work hard to help me reach a clitoral orgasm with your tongue. You use your tongue to soothe my stretched, swollen, red pussy after being stuffed with a real cock. You lap my pussy clean of all sperm left behind by my lover, or even placed by me, with your tongue. Your tongue is splashed constantly with my juices as the stimulation & my arousal mixes with the realization that I have a faithful oral subby hubby that loves me and wants me to be happy. I reach orgasm rubbing against your mouth, and you know you made it happen.
Your tongue is now orgasmically connected to your dick because of this. That is why your dick is hard, Cocky.
Friday, February 10, 2017
The thirty things I have learned about love by watching porn...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman is caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always have orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "oh Yes" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them, they high five each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking you both.
24. Women never have headaches, or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
{Found online, author unknown, not relevant to me, but funny anyway. Vanessa}
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman is caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always have orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "oh Yes" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them, they high five each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking you both.
24. Women never have headaches, or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
{Found online, author unknown, not relevant to me, but funny anyway. Vanessa}
Thursday, February 9, 2017
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