Queening Chairs - Spanking Benches

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Mother Load of Matriarchal and Sundry Memes From The Web.

Amber Heard in "3 Days to Kill".

(I just love her look & attitude, juxtaposed with the Nuns.) :)

A couple of retro photos?

Ask Anna: How do I introduce my fetish to a vanilla partner?

Dear Anna, I’m a totally submissive boy! I bought a queening chair in ’08. It’s never been used and I want to introduce it to my vanilla girlfriend. But I’m freaked out! — Anonymous

(He bought a Queening chair, 10 years ago and never used it?
My advice would be..."Man up, grow a pair, and pop the damn question".) :)

30 harsh things to say to a naked man!

{I found this online, author unknown and found it amusing and very applicable to my lifestyle.}

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

Pussy Worship?

Cunt Worship Calendars? I came across something written on a blog about this. A FemDom couple has a structured and documented arranged time when her submissive husband is either allowed, or ordered, or forced to engage in pussy pleasuring worship. On the surface (pun intended) this sounds like a fabulous idea. But then I thought about it and in some ways isn't this a bit like a form of self induced chastity for her? I mean obviously its her choice and may match her own needs and desires. Not every dominant woman has a rampaging and out of control sex drive like I do. :)

At the same time, for me, I want it when I want it. While many aspects of a totally female dominated marriage or lifestyles sounds good on paper, the doctrines, the rituals, the various words, deeds, acts both symbolic and actual sort of give me a little rush and slight twinge in the pussy region, lol..... they may not be practical. If I want my pussy eaten, my clit licked and sucked, there is no way in hell I'm waiting a day, or a month or whatever. Its going to happen NOW!......or there's going to be trouble, meaning a spanking, caning, perhaps some T&D and or ballbusting. "Might as well just do it and get it over with, because you're going to do it one way or the other" is a term my submissive cuckold husband hears a lot. It might be ass licking or licking up my lovers sperm etc, but he's going to do it either way.

Of course she (or whomever) may be still getting sexual satisfaction from something, or someone else. The majority of FemDoms do not cuckold their husbands (from what I know of) so most are not getting dick on the side. Obviously masturbation....some quality time spent with a vibrator is an option as well.....but I never go "artificial" if a real life tongue or cock is around. So for me at least, this doesn't sound like a good idea. Again, as I do get off on tease and denial, not allowing my husband to fuck me or eat me for weeks or months at a time, is a thrilling notion, denying myself any pleasure is not going to happen. The sexually greedy bitch in me will not allow that. :)