Implement Overload.

Recently I started doing a casual inventory of fetish related items in my home and was a bit stunned by the sheer volume of random items scattered about. Spanking implements everywhere, straps, canes, hairbrushes, paddles. Obviously Queening chairs...there's at least one in every room and some rooms have a few stacked in them. Liberator sex pillows in a closet...where the box is dusty on the flaps, so that proves no recent use....and the need to spank the "maid" for not tending to better housekeeping chores, even though the "maid" is a rather large submissive cuckold, lol. :)

Dresser drawers where you find old small dildos you thought you threw away back during the Clinton administration, (a small bong, but that's another story), lace gloves and penis whips, or nipple clamps, packages of unused condoms that are tossed into the trash as they are *way* past the expiration/safe date. 

Armoires full of leather and thigh high boots and he of corset, crotchless panties that I can't recall if they were a gift or if I bought them...but unopened and still brand new. 

So I thought I would part with some of it via my Etsy shop. And I have. Some delightful very dominant woman bought this leather strap shown below...and I know I have too much....

 

So why do I miss it?

Stainless Steel Cock Ring Series.

PHS International has expanded its top-selling stainless steel cock ring collection to include new finishes, a new color and eye-catching detailing.

                   Is that what Beyoncé meant when she sang about "Put a ring on it"?  :)

Man E. Kin Tits Porn.

Made you look. 

Perverts.  :)

 

A few Photos...

Comcast is putting a data cap on Internet plans....

And people are not happy.

Budgie Nine....

Nine Australians arrested for stripping off at the Malaysian Formula One Grand Prix have walked free from a court.
The group, branded the "Budgie Nine", were charged with public nuisance, which carries a fine but no jail time.
The men were detained after posing in swimwear decorated with the Malaysian flag to celebrate Australian Daniel Ricciardo's win in Sunday's race.
In a letter read out in court, they apologized and expressed their "deepest regret".
They said the incident was "purely an error of judgement" on their behalf.

More Cuckold Musings from a Reader.

{The little dicked sexually inferior half man, lesser man, marble balled whacking wanker wussy womb wooing writing wimp....is at it again.} :)

 

 

 

WHERE THE SKIN PUCKERS
(Previously titled "Certitude")
I long to live beneath Her ass!
I know to some this might seem crass...
But I don't care, it's my confession!
I'm tired of all this thought repression!
I know, I know, it makes no scents!
Oh, wait, it does! My bad! (I'm tense!)
With this confession I still fight!
It makes no sense I meant to write!
Back to Her ass that's -- well, PERFECTION!
If there's a flaw escapes detection!
My cock is tiny. Sad, but true...
(And that's Confession Number 2)
I know I'd never measure up
Her Bulls are Pints! I'm sippy-cup!
But I've a tongue, a servant's heart!
So at the bottom I could start!
Beneath Her ass with upturned face!
Where I suspect I'd feel my place...
Feel it to my deepest core...
"Cuckold bitch," "Ass-licking whore"...
Terms of -- Well, terms of endearment!
My tongue forever in arrearment...
I'd learn to please this muscled ring!
A dark and dank, though Sacred Thing...
Yes, it would be my heart's delight
To live beneath it day and night!
To follow it where'er it led!
To lie beside it in the bed,
my face against it snugly pressed...
Okay, my secret I've confessed...
Confession done, I'll move along
I am The Man of Lesser Dong
Keep my secret! Tell no soul!
Tell none the depths of Her CONTROL!
How with Her ass cheeks pulled apart,
that She, the Ruler of my heart,
could tell me to, and know I would,
to know it would be understood,
that She her asshole could present,
with certitude of my consent;
that hot and sweaty , dirty, clean,
I'd keep it evermore pristine.
How, you ask? Why, with my tongue!
Down here at the lowest rung!
A place for one of lesser dick!
Bulls get to fuck! I get to lick!
("Dirty Jobs"? Call Mike Rowe?
Please do not! Oh, HELL no!)
Cucks "The Lickers", Bulls "The Fuckers"
My life, my world, down "where the skin puckers"...