Implement Overload.

Recently I started doing a casual inventory of fetish related items in my home and was a bit stunned by the sheer volume of random items scattered about. Spanking implements everywhere, straps, canes, hairbrushes, paddles. Obviously Queening chairs...there's at least one in every room and some rooms have a few stacked in them. Liberator sex pillows in a closet...where the box is dusty on the flaps, so that proves no recent use....and the need to spank the "maid" for not tending to better housekeeping chores, even though the "maid" is a rather large submissive cuckold, lol. :)

Dresser drawers where you find old small dildos you thought you threw away back during the Clinton administration, (a small bong, but that's another story), lace gloves and penis whips, or nipple clamps, packages of unused condoms that are tossed into the trash as they are *way* past the expiration/safe date. 

Armoires full of leather and thigh high boots and he of corset, crotchless panties that I can't recall if they were a gift or if I bought them...but unopened and still brand new. 

So I thought I would part with some of it via my Etsy shop. And I have. Some delightful very dominant woman bought this leather strap shown below...and I know I have too much....

 

So why do I miss it?