Saturday, February 16, 2019

Random Memes...



























Who the Hell Designs Kids Toys and Christmas Ornaments? :)




















Happy Valentines Day Cuckold Husband.

Your soft lips, when you kiss me tenderly.
Your big masculine hands, covered with scars from life, veins, so gentle and secure.
Your calm patience, when I am frazzled or upset. Your heart and soul so filled with a zest for life and the desire to make the lives of those around you, as best as can be.

Your beautiful mind, which is a font of knowledge, and has an indomitable yearning desire to know more. Your beautiful heart, so filled with compassion for others, for your empathy towards those without a voice, those without options, for those that drew the short end of the stick in life, through no fault of their own. For your endless energy and optimism that things can change for the better, and your sense of duty that its up to those of us that have more, to do more, those that know more, to share it freely, those who earn more, to help those that earn less, and for those that have nothing, you figuratively and literally would, you will again, and you have given them your last dollar and the clothes off your back. 

You know just when I don't feel well, and bring me my fuzzy slippers, bathrobe, hot tea, soup and a grilled cheese sandwich, you turn up the heat, fill up and turn on the humidifiers, you find my favorite old movies to watch, and you go to the library to get me books to read. 

You take care of the house, the yard, the gutters, the garden, the bird feeder, the puppies and kitties, the strays, the cars, laundry and shopping. You keep the salesmen, the politicians wanting money, the religious proselytizers, and other bothersome rude people away from the front door, so I never have to see them.  

You're kind to my noisy nieces and nephews, to my loud gigging girlfriends, to my somewhat obnoxious brother-in-law and you never ever ever have been anything but kind to my mother. You are always so polite to the waiters and waitresses, the doctors office staff, the mailman, the cashiers and anywhere we go, you hold the door open for anyone and everyone, and allow them to go first.

You make me laugh, give me solace, serenity, happiness, peace of mind, a positive outlook for the future, for our future and instill in me the hope that things can improve, for all of mankind. You know when I need silence, when my mind and body needs quiet, to be alone, to rest or to reflect, and you never encroach on those times with any self-serving neediness.  

You mean everything in the world to me. I am the luckiest woman on the planet to have met you, to know you, to be married to you...and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and all of beyond.

I Love You.  :) 


Thursday, February 14, 2019

In Defense of Men.

Men are increasingly getting a raw deal in our society. From the insane screams of "toxic masculinity", to the statistics showing men are most likely to be homeless, most likely to commit suicide, likely to serve longer prison sentences for a like-crime to what women would serve, percentage wise less men are attending college, for a couple decades, at least, male blue collar workers lost their jobs (yes, many females as well), fathers are getting shafted by the courts on divorce and child custody issues...and a plethora of other examples, things are a mess all around.

The #MeToo movement has been huge, and largely with merit. However, some seem to be myopic when it comes to this topic. Accusations of women sexually harassing men are dismissed with jeers, rolling of the eyes, and an attitude that the accuser should "Man Up". Along the same vein, if one looks at the miles long list of hot young female teachers having sexual relations with their students, its easy to see a double standard of what pedophilia and rape is when women engage in it, as opposed to when men are. These are crimes, and all should be taken seriously...equally. 

The transsexual, transvestite and/or cross-dressing movement has been building for a few years now and its growing at least a modicum of acceptance in some quarters. However, jokes about women wearing pants don't exist, jokes about men wearing skirts are abound. It appears that something like a "megakagillion people (yea, I made that word up) like watching lesbian porn, that girl on girl action, while talking about being open minded and accepting, but many of those same people display revulsion if its bisexual men, or gay men, getting freaky on that TV or computer screen. 

 Sadly, far too women in the USA right now are 2 issue voters...abortion and glass ceiling issues and not much else seems to matter. Right now special interest groups, groups focused on women's issues, (and race, culture, etc) are scurrying around trying to gain favor for their own group, rather than trying to elevate humanity at large with true equality and fairness...and yes I'm talking to you my fellow "feminist sisters". Its your fathers, brothers, sons and husbands that are being marginalized by all this. Sure, men, especially white men, dominated the planet for centuries and did horrible things, and those grievances are legit. But beating men down, allowing them to fall behind, being apathetic to this shift in power, economics, education and health is not "justice" for the wrongs of the past, its just shallow petty vindictiveness and should be beneath us....just like how sexually, men should also be beneath us.  Male, female, whoever and wherever you are on the gender scale...be who you are.  :)







The Porn People Watch On Valentine's Day.



Cuckolding. I’m Weirded Out by My Boyfriend’s Porn Fetish. Is this what he wants in our real sex life?



Should Porn Viewing be Allowed in Public Libraries? Should Religious Texts be Allowed in Public Libraries?


 


Should Religious Texts be Allowed in Public Libraries? 
I mean, if some people are opposed to salacious, lewd, sexual violence, forced sex, rape, pedophilia, bestiality, genital mutilation and so on, why do religious tomes get a free pass, when they contain some of the most graphic descriptions ever recorded & promulgated? I'm not slamming organized religion specifically, just making a point about double standards.  :) 

SEX AND OBSCENITY IN THE BIBLE
GENESIS
17:9-14 Circumcision mandated
19:1-8 Rape virgins instead of male angels
19:30-38 Righteous man impregnates his 2 daughters while drunk
24:2-3, 9 Place your hand "under the thigh" (sexual organs) of someone swearing sacred oaths
25:1-6 Keeping mistresses is not adultery
32:25 God grabs Jacob's testicles
34:1-31 Brothers are riled when sister is defiled
35:2 Reuben sleeps with father's concubine
38:1-10 Onan's method of birth control not approved
38:12-30 Tamar plays the harlot to seduce father-in-law
39:1-20 Women tries to rape man
47:29 Joseph ordered to place his hand under father's thigh
EXODUS
20:26 God specifies building of altar to prevent exposure of nakedness
22:19 Death decreed for bestiality
33:17-23 God moons Moses
NUMBERS
31:1-18; 28-47 God commands genocide of Midianites, Moses orders that virgins be kept, other captives slain
5:11-31 God's fidelity test for women only
LEVITICUS
12:1-8 Bible calls childbirth a sin and bearing females a greater sin than bearing males
15:16-18 Sperm and intercourse are unclean
15:19-33 Menstruation unclean; elaborate rules
15:29-30 Women must make sin offering for menstrual periods
18:22 Homosexuality declared an abomination
18:23 More bestiality
19:1,20-22 Man gets forgiven, slave girl gets flogging
20:10 Adulterers shall be put to death
20:13 Death decreed for homosexuals
20:15-16 Death decreed for bestiality (& beast)
26:29 Curse: Eat your sons and daughters
DEUTERONOMY
3:1-7 Kill men, women, & children
21:10-14 God okays captured maidens as trial wives
22:5 Men's clothing not to be worn by women, & vice versa
22:13-21 A bride not a virgin must die
22:23-26 Virgin raped in city given no pity
23:12-14 Defecation: Carry paddle, dig hole, & cover up
25:5-10 Woman has cause to spit in man's face
25:11-12 A woman shall have her hand cut off for touching a penis
22:28-29 Paying father to have sex with daughter
23:1 Man "wounded in the stones" can't enter congregation
23:2 Children born out of wedlock condemned as bastards to 10th generation
23:10-11 Cleanliness called for in nocturnal emissions
24:1 Man can divorce wife through eviction
28:27 Hemorrhoids ("emerods") punishment for sin
28:30 Lord's curse: Another man shall lie with groom's bride first
28:53-57 Curse: Eat your own body & children
JUDGES
3:20-22 Dagger in fat king's gut gets "dirt" out
4:4-22 Hammer & nail murder by woman
8:30 Gideon had many wives, concubines
11:29-40 Jephtha's daughter: human sacrifice
19:1-30 Woman raped and ruined by homosexuals
21:6-25 Amidst carnage virgins captured for wives
RUTH
3:6-9 To "hook" him as husband, Ruth sleeps with Boaz
4:9-10 Boaz buys Ruth
I SAMUEL
5:9-12 Philistines "smitten with emerods" as punishment for stealing ark
6:1-5 To placate God, make golden emerods
15:3 God orders Saul to kill suckling babes
18:23-27 200 foreskins gain David a king's daughter
25:22,34 Any that pisseth against the wall
II SAMUEL
3:7 More concubine hanky-panky
11:1-27 Uriah sent to lose his life so David can get his wife
12:7-12 Obscene performance to be viewed by all Israel
5:13 David had many wives, concubines
Chapter 13 Amnon rapes his sister
16:20-23 Absalom copulates with father's concubines on rooftop
20:3 David imprisons concubines for above
I KINGS
1:1-4 Virgin as therapy for sick old man unsuccessful
11:1-10 Wise Solomon has wives and concubines galore
14:10 Him that pisseth against the wall
16:11 One that pisseth against a wall
21:21 Him that pisseth against the wall
II KINGS
6:24-33 "So we boiled my son, and did eat him"
9:8 Subject not mentioned in sermons
23:7 Male houses of prostitution destroyed
I CHRONICLES
1:32-33 Abraham's concubines have children
II CHRONICLES
11:21 King Rehoboam had 18 wives & 60 concubines
ESTHER
Chapters 1-2 Sexual contest to decide new queen
SONG OF SOLOMON (the whole thing!)
ISAIAH
3:16 "...and the Lord will discover their secret parts"
9:20 Every man shall eat the flesh of his own arm
14:21-22 Slaughter children for fathers' iniquity
16:11 Biblical boast: "My bowels shall sound like an harp"
36:12 Eating dung and drinking piss
JEREMIAH
16:4 Grievous, obscene deaths
LAMENTATIONS
2:19 Something to lament
4:10 Women boil children for food
EZEKIEL
4:12-15 God says: Eat bread defiled with dung
5:8-10 What's for dinner?
8:2 Lord's loins make guest appearance
16:15 Fornications pour out
16:36-37 Their "filthiness poured out..."
23:1-40 Sex organs and ejaculate of harlots' lovers compared to asses & horses
29:7-8 God performs bloody castration via a sword
HOSEA
1:2-11 God tells Hosea to take whore to wife
2:1-15 Complications ensue (lewdly described)
NAHUM
3:4-6 Lord: "I will discover thy skirts upon thy face"
MALACHI
2:1-4 An angry god will spread feces on your faces
MATTHEW
5:27-30 A man may lust but it's not considered just
5:31-32 Man can divorce wife for fornication only
19:3-9 Man who divorces and remarries is adulterer
19:12 Castrate yourself for Jesus
22:24 Law of Onan (you have to marry your dead brother's wife)
LUKE
2:21 Eight day old Jesus is circumcised
ACTS
5:38 Eunuch baptized
15:24 Circumcision is not commandment
16:3 Paul circumcises adult
ROMANS
1:26-32 Gay men and lesbians "worthy of death"
I CORINTHIANS
6:18-20 Abstain from sex
7:1-40 To be more holy, refrain from sex wholly
7:18-19 If you're not circumcised, stay that way
GALATIANS
5:1-4 Paul speaks against circumcision
REVELATION
17:1-6 A whore is stripped, eaten and burned

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Banning Porn was a *Fantastic* idea...eh Tumblr? As Instagram Soon Follows - And...Assman. :)


Not to be outdone with the stupidity of trying to censor what adults can see or read in a "free" society....Instagram (owned by douche-bag Facebook Zuckerberg) has their AI bots set on "Super Puritan" so I received this lovely warning message today. By the way, the following photo is what they got apoplectic about and please notice...no nipple, no ass, no vagina, nothing but...shoulders, arms and "The Dec" (meaning Décolletage).  :) 



Dave Assman of Melville, Saskatchewan, was denied vanity plates with his last name because it was deemed "offensive." He created a giant "ASSMAN" decal for his truck, instead.

Good for Dave.....Fuck 'em!  :)

 



Tuesday, February 12, 2019

'Tennessee Natural Marriage Defense Act' seeks to strip gay marriage rights. (Stupid Fucking GOP)


I really wish someone would explain to the "Big Government" Christian Taliban Republicans that...states rights do NOT trump the Bill of Rights....ever. 

 




I like this bed in many ways....but its almost too busy. 

 

Not my type of fetish...but I am envious of people who possess photography skills and vision. Amazing photo.
 

Sweet! 
Does it come with a dungeon?  :)

I like this tub. 

 



Monday, February 11, 2019

Tiny Dicked Cuckold...

cocky,

Questions are coming, my latest ad looking for a new lover is getting a lot of replies and you know what that means....I am even closer to making a decision. I am going to make sure the guy that pounds me in front of you has stamina.  I want him to fuck me so hard & so well, that his huge cock stretches my pussy out good.  After his exit, & you deal with the mess he made, I will make you stick your little thing in me, so you can feel for yourself how small & insignificant your penis is to me.  While you stab away in vain, I will have no choice but to tell you I'm displeased, & why.  I will watch you squirm in agony & frustration.  I will not let you come for a very long time cocky, if at all.

If I am to allow you inside my wet pussy, & get nothing out of it, I should at least be entertained.  

I've been giving your humiliation much thought cocky.  
Ma'am


Saturday, February 9, 2019

Arizona seeks to Declare Pοrn a Public Health Crisis.


Ever notice when the religious fruitcakes makes these assertions they never have any...what do you call it....evidence or proof of their claims?   :) 

 


 







Negative Knowledge ---- A Rant. :)

What is "negative knowledge" (my version) you may ask? 

Knowledge is knowing things. Negative knowledge is someone that is usually well "educated", that has some sort of college degree, even advanced degrees, but has no common sense, and is therefore so stupid that you can't interact with them. They are not of low IQ, as we protect, advocate and care for those people. Education is not the same as intelligence. You can teach (educate) a monkey to bang a tambourine, and you could teach Albert Einstein to bang a tambourine, but they do not have the same intelligence. 

I'm talking about some blah/blah/blah bloviating assface that thinks they know everything, regurgitates "facts" that are not facts, spew talking points because they heard them on TV, repeat urban myths, are condescending, patronizing, often mansplainers, are credulous, question nothing, have no critical thinking skills, have no "mental initiative" can't think out of the box, and are generally perpetual neophytic sycophants...and arrogant on top of that. 

Examples of Negative Knowledge Facts/Thinking/Experiences: 

Health:
My husband needed a treadmill stress test. For about a year, we discussed with the doctors that he's not comfortable running much anymore due to foot problems. Most likely these problems are due to an accumulative effect of too many years landing on a hard floor from doing martial arts kicks, jumping out of trees as a young boy and things that happen when you get into your 30s, 40s or beyond. Anyway, asking them if  he could do the test on a stationary bike...left them all stumped. He tried to explain that the treadmill is not the test, but simply a device or tool to accomplish the test. You can calibrate the test to any exercise or device wherein the cardio system is elevated. I mean, Michael Phelps, the Olympic swimmer has a fantastic cardio system right? But if he had two broken ankles, showed up for the treadmill test, he would "flunk". His test results would indicate, as he failed the test, that he has a heart condition. While explaining this to the doctors, they stood with mouths gaping open, trying to process this information...I wanted to toss caffeine pills into their gaping mouths to wake them the hell up. 

Alcohol: 
We are told that no one should drink more than 2 drinks a night, and a maximum of 7 to 12 drinks a week. Everyone says this. Everyone knows this, right? But when you ask the doctor what science is behind this claim....mouth gaping returns. There is no test that proves this. There is no science behind it. The same advice is told to a 5' tall, 115 pound man, and a 7' tall ,400 pound man. Doctors (most anyway) don't like it when you question their "advice"...because they can't answer your questions because (perhaps) they are embarrassed that they never questioned the advice they were given and are now giving out to others. 


Trickle Down Economics aka Reaganomics. 
Every single responsibly done study proves, proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that this failed under Reagan, Bush 43 and so now...some greedy bastards gave themselves a 2 trillion dollar tax cut, under Trump. As its been a year or so, and mostly no one gained other than billionaires, those that voted and supported theses self absorbed cretins in DC that pushed this through are acting surprised. How can this be? I mean all the evidence proved it was going to fail...and it has.  

Religion:
Engage in contrarian polemical interlocution with a religious fundamentalist, or a theologian, ask them about the Gnostic texts, the Apocrypha, Hermeneutics, Kenosis, anything to do with archaeology, anthropology, science or history that disproves their "faith" and watch their synapses smolder.

Weed: 
The legal and medical industry has been screaming for 50 years that smoking weed will fry the brains of everyone and/or kill them. Where are the corpses? Where is the evidence of this? Its nonexistent because...its a lie. 


People are just repeating things that they were told and remember via rote memorization. Great. Someone was able to get a degree because they memorized enough information to be able to pass a test that says they are qualified to have a title and some alphabet soup after their names. They are now deemed "experts" by our society...even though a good part of what they are experts in is...a pile of dumbass garbage passed off as "knowledge". Its like...these people are so lacking in knowledge, as in facts, versus fiction and rhetoric and myths and lies and ...its not in the true positive zone of "knowledge, its that they seem to know so little, its in the minus or negative zone. Its...negative knowledge. Okay...rant over.  :)