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Wednesday, August 14, 2024

What the Fuck Are We Doing People? :)

Quick note, see, there was a party, there was alcohol, nudity, frivolity, salaciousness, might have been some sex, and medical exams, which I am not qualified to give but...I did anyway. :)

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Anyway, let's talk beauty and fashion for a moment. Yes, it is all arbitrary and subjective. It's not agreed upon nor ubiquitous. It's up to the individual to decide what they want to wear, how they want to dress and "bedeck and bedazzle" themselves. At the same time...can anyone really state what transpires now is...an improvement? Seriously? How could we compare the beauty of human beings in their (mostly) natural state, with what is done by plastic surgeons, drugs, makeup, filters, and overdoing some or all of it? I just don't get it. I leave home, go out in public, wondering if there is a freak show or a circus in town.

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Men then...

And men now...

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Yes, bodybuilders do steroids, on top of a huge amount of working out.

Now people inject synthol oil into body parts, avoid working out with the hope that it will make them look muscular. It does not work. It's tragic, dangerous, stupid and ugly.

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A photo of normal human bodies, circa the 1970s. Notice, no tattoos, no obesity, no piercings, no implants, no filters, no Botox, pubic hair, just normal natural young healthy human bodies.

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Women (celebrities) of the...maybe 1970s and 1980s.

Women (celebrities???) of the current era.

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In 1965 the average woman was about 5' 2" and weighed about 120 pounds.

In 2024 the average woman is about 5' 2" and weighs about 175 pounds.

And yes, the average guy is fat, has a pot belly, saggy ass, no muscle tone...it's not just women. Equality is happening here...and it's not good, for anyone.

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A little mascera, some blush, lipstick, sure, it enhances and contours a womans facial features and adds to it. Couple that with a complimentary hairstyle...something that works, stunning.

But, what the fuck is this?

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Jeans on a guys butt can look fantastic and sexy.

Or...not.

Jeans on a womans butt can look fantastic and sexy.

Gettting BBLs to get huge ass, or to fit jeans...again, it's tragic, dangerous, stupid and ugly.

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So, I reiterate my original question in the title...What the Fuck Are We Doing People?

People are spending a fortune, going into debt, going broke, getting sick and harming themselves, and in some cases dying (BBL procedures are considered “the most dangerous plastic surgeries.” The gluteal area is full of major blood vessels. If a surgeon goes too deep with the insertion, fat can enter the bloodstream and block the heart (fat embolism) or the lungs (pulmonary embolism), potentially resulting in death.) to look like...freaks? I mean, stating an opinion here, and others can disagree, but these people look like...freaks. They are not attractive. I would not and could not find any of them sexy, appealing, hot or attractive. Might just be me....but maybe, just maybe, people should stop being influenced by the media, by social media, by TikTok, by "influencers" and...clean up their diet, bathe, groom, wear sensibly priced complementary clothes, go to the gym, be healthier and happier...live longer and have more money. Yeah, I know, I am very opinionated...and don't give a fuck.

And yes, I realize that my not giving a fuck about this, should translate to others not giving a fuck about what fucks I give about what the fuck they wear or do with their own fucking bodies. I just think there is a difference in not giving a fuck, versus if you spend a gazillion dollars seeking the attention and approval of others, which means you do give a fuck. If you go to all that trouble, all that effort, all that surgery and "work" to be attractive to others, then you can not say you don't give a fuck, because you fucking did all fucking that so others would give a fuck about the fucks you give. You get my fucking point? :)

The greatest thing in life, the greatest freedom, is when you don't give a fuck what people think anymore, that's real freedom. ~Dorian Yates

Speaking of not giving a fuck...

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Spanking - Riding Crop - Paddle - Home Movie. :)

Someone asked me earlier about movies on my blog. I said yes, there are some. Then got curious and searched for them myself, and could not really find much. Here is what I think the issue is: Sometimes I may have put in the title (for example) "Spanking Movie" so that might come up on the little white search engine box in the upper left top of the blog page. However, if someone searched for that, and I titled it "Spanking Movies" (plural with an "s" at the end) or "Spanking Video" as opposed to "Spanking Videos" (again with the "s") or "Home Movie"....you get my point. I guess if the search does not match the title perfectly, it won't bring up the post. And some of them (meaning movies) might be buried within a wall of text in a post, or at the bottom, or not, what the fuck do I know. As I have said before, I like "doing" but don't care so much about "watching" so never really pay attention. Same thing with my books. I do what I did, write about it, then never, ever go back and reread them. And after a bit, all the photos and movies mostly look the same to me. Yes, there are some variations, different theme, different acts, different attire, there are some with my girlfriend or girlfriends (from some time back). I have about a billion hours of home movies, but as mentioned, I film sometimes the "fun" (for me, not so much for him, lol) and then usually forget about them.

Anyway, this is 1 clip divided into 3 sections from a much longer movie that also has hand spanking, OTK, caning and other stuff I think. Whatever. Click on the little thing in the center, it should play and work. (That's what she said.) See what I did there? The little thing in the center? As in the play button, or a clitoris? Did you get that? Huh? Cuz I'm not sure you got that. Awww, fuck it, never mind. :)

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Saturday, August 3, 2024

Big Dick Challenges. :)

French Pole Vaulter’s Massive Penis Dashes Olympic Dreams.

21-year-old pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati became an instant viral phenomenon after an incident involving his crotch. He missed his target height and knocked down the pole with his bulge, which caused him to fail his qualifying track for the final. The scene left commentators scrambling to find words but it quickly sparked memes and jokes all over social media.

He Cock Blocked Himself from the Gold.

He can store that "pole" in my "vault" anytime.

The Pole versus Pole Battle.

Plenty of women now want to "vault" themselves on his "pole".

Self racked in the balls, by a pole, while jumping a pole.

Holy Pole Batman!

His bulge barged in and polls are clear, nice pole.

He should get some sort of Honorable Mention Gold Medal...just because.

The Golden Pole Award?

No doubt his phone is ringing nonstop now...modeling agents, women, gay men, offers, offers, offers. Nice looking guy, talented, young, fit, in shape, well hung...this might be the best thing that ever happened to his career, and social life. :)

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Queening Chairs - Queening Stools Facesitting Chairs - Smother Boxes.

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One of the things I love about Queening Chairs is the symbolism they represent. For anyone that lives a Female Dominant lifestyle, certain items are like a photo in that a picture speak a thousand words. A queening stool is a 'stand alone' piece of furniture and its very existence dictates a great deal. It is singularly functional. It exists for the purpose of a dominant woman to receive oral pleasure from her submissive. It does not double as a dining room chair, a bed or foot stool, one would never stand on it to change a light bulb.

They are treated with almost a type of reverence and even awe to some people. A submissive wandering through a home, a website, a magazine that came across a queening chair would often feel a quickening of the pulse, perhaps butterflies in their stomach, a tightness in their chest and of course a stirring in their loins. The immediate thought is that of a dominant woman seated regally there, her intimate sex organs splayed and accessible. Her scent, her juices are just a couple inches away should he/she be allowed to lie beneath it.

Its like a queens throne in some quarters. She is seated above her submissive. She is in a Female Superior position, and her submissive must now lie beneath her on the floor to perform what some feel is a disgusting and humiliating task. She may temporarily smother him. She may squirt on his face and into his mouth. She may order him to perform analingus on her.

Being a fully grown, educated and successful adult, and being ordered to lick someone's ass, or your Hotwife before and maybe after being fucked by her superior lover...must be demeaning on some levels. I love that aspect, simply love it. :)