Little Home Video of me "Working". :)

Cock Gobbling - Fluffer Whore Mongering Felatrixes Sucking...Bananas? :)

Banana drama: Protesters photograph themselves eating bananas after Poland's national gallery bans 'obscene' 1973 video showing a young woman eating the fruit. 

A Polish museum drew criticism for banning 'scandalous' banana artwork. The Poland National Museum removed artwork that showed a woman eating a banana after authorities deemed it to be "too scandalous." The museum has reportedly returned the piece after people shared photos of themselves eating bananas in protest of the removal.  

The "Poles" don't like rock hard erect..."Poles"?  :) 

 

 

 

STFU You Whining PC Feminist Bitches!!! :)

To save you time, (unless you want to watch the videos) a brief overview: Its well known that I am a major proponent of egalitarianism in our world. For some, they view that ideology as being on par with feminism, however I do not and a couple of examples are in this post.  

In the first video we have Tayla Harris, who is obviously a very talented athlete from Australia, who  does football and boxing or something. The point of my mentioning her is the hoopla controversy over the video below, and the first photo. She was kicking a ball (and who amongst us doesn't like ball kicking, um?) and a photographer snapped a photo with her in mid kick, legs splayed, crotch out for the world to see. As is typical and to be expected, social media went nuts, guys making lewd, graphic, lascivious sexual comments. So some website, or their local news site, whomever, whatever, removed the photo and then caught even more flack for doing so, so they placed the photo back up. Her claim in interviews is that she was "sexually abused" on social media.

More text below after photos showing that sports photographers...doing their jobs in taking sports related action photos, of females and males, who as athletes are also doing their jobs doing whatever sports thingies it is they do, which in this case is...you guessed it...kicking balls.  :)

 

 

 

In the BBC clip below on misogyny, starting at roughly the 11:20 mark, we have some young social justice warrior (Warrioratrix?) in a scary unlucid rant, implying that men that whistle, wolf whistle, or make sexual comments to random women on the street, should have a police report filed on them, and then be tracked for the rest of their lives, because, according to her, they may show a propensity to...become rapists. 

According to the feminist manifesto, we are fighting for equality. Equality does not mean seeking favored status or special protection based solely on the fact that we have an innie and not an outie. Equality means having all the opportunities that men have as far as sports, voting, education, careers, autonomy, business and land ownership etc., and it also means being subjected to the same negative things that happen in life, like dickhead bosses, jobs that suck, paying taxes, going bankrupt, and having to tolerate rude comments made by horndogs with no class. 

You, we, me, I, us, humans...do not have a right to not be offended. I might be offended by comments guys have hurled out of passing car windows at me, or not, maybe I took it as a clumsy compliment. I might be offended by your clothes, or you may be with mine. I might be offended by your religion, politics, dietary choices, how you decorate your house or your yard, your car, your bumper-stickers and a myriad of other things...and its my right to be offended. However, it is not my right to force you to change any or all of the examples I mentioned above. People are offensive. Life is offensive. But I totally reject any agenda where we are treated as equals when it suits us, but want extra laws to protect us from anything we deem rude or obnoxious. That's not empowering us...that's treating us like delicate flowers, or adolescents, or helpless babies that are not worthy of equality, but need special rules, laws and protection to enable us to make it through life. In other words, it defeats the whole agenda, purpose and concept of being treated as...equal. 

  

For those women that want the benefits of equality but none of the responsibility...

Go suck a bag of...

 

 

Best Video of the Day. Blind USC Football player - Jake Olson Bench Press for Charity.

Jake Olson grew up a USC Trojans fan and leaned on that fandom for support when he lost his eyesight at age 12. Jake eventually fulfilled his dream of playing for the USC football team as a long snapper. Now, he's using USC's Pro Day to raise money to cure the disease that left him blind.

 

Trump’s Attorney General Pick Might Go After Porn — Again. GOP Censorship.

Trump’s Attorney General Pick Might Go After Porn — Again.  

 For millions of years human beings were largely naked with the exception of wearing animal skins and gigantic leafs and/or fronds and the like for protection from the weather.

Roughly 2500 years ago mankind invented monotheistic Gods and they also invented the notion of "original sin"...part of which is sexual guilt. "Porn" or nude depictions of the human body and sex acts have been around as long as modern man has been. History of erotic depictions.

The notion/accusation that "porn" influences human beings sexual desires ties in with the age old question of...."Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?"

The first person that scratched a drawing onto a cave wall with a rock was already aroused by the sexual acts he "drew". So that would prove to me that he was not influenced by "porn" or art, or a depiction, but rather he was aroused by whatever was in his mind.

As for children and the effect nudity and some acts might have on them...kids have stumbled upon their parents having sex since the dawn of time. And anyone that lives out in the country (go back far enough and every single human being on the planet lived in the country as cities did not exist) has seen numerous farm animals and wild animals mating. Its the most natural thing in the world. I would posit that sex, consensual sex, is of zero harm to any spectator, regardless of age. That does not mean I'm endorsing showing "Tiny'Tots" video of anal orgies of course, but I have yet to see any responsibly conducted study show one iota of 'harm" done to anyone from seeing what human beings do, will do, and have done since time immemorial...that enabled us all to be here. As in to...be born. :)

Off topic, but I'm not sure why the media insists on using this like...25 year old photo of him. 

The photo below shows what he looks like in 2018.  

Another Anti-Porn ‘Victory’ on the Horizon for EIE?

Nice Rack!

                                       Though I've never seen a...."Panda Rack" before.  :)

  

Computer - Geek - Tech - Nerd Question...Already Answered. PSA

(I had a computer problem. I posted the following on Fetlife asking for ahelp. Below is my original post, followed by the message thread with the guy who helped. As there is good advice its a PSA.)  :)

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Is it considered rude to call people "nerds"? I mean, a long time ago it was an insult from the "jocks". But now, the nerds own computer companies and write apps and make billions, and the jocks work for them. :)

Yesterday I had my PC on and went to forage for food. When I came back the monitor would not "wake up". So after some time I drug out an older PC from the closet and hooked it up to the "same" monitor using the "same" power cord and it works just fine...which I am using to type out this fascinatingly enthralling missive. :)

So a bit ago I rehooked up the "new" PC (its a couple years old) using once again the "same" monitor and cord and....nothing. Like an asexual cuckold without Viagra...nothing. The light comes on, the screen will flash the brand name or something, then some sort of message about not having a connection and....zilch. Nothing....like a limp dicked cuckold...no action, no power, no juice, nothing for Vanessa to "use".

As I live in a smallish area and can't really take my PC down to the local repair shop, due to the enormous quantity of homemade porn on it, would by chance anyone have a suggestion as to how to fix this issue? If so, it would be appreciated. Getting tech support from regular online sources is lame because no matter what you write out, about 99% of the time...the cretins will tell you to....update your browser. :) 

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K

Hi I'm K. I saw your post, and I might be able to help. I'm going to skip the part of asking if "nerd" is a rude term.

The current PC you mentioned, the one that wouldn't "wake up" the monitor, is it a laptop, or a boxy tower unit? Same question for the one that did work.

We can call them PC-A and PC-B. PC-A being the not working one. Did you just swap in PC-B, same cords, same everything except for the unit itself?

VanessaChaland

Both are tower PC's.

I swapped the cord and monitor between the two.

K

That's good. It eliminates that cord and monitor as issues, and now we know that it's happening because of PC-A. Depending on how it's setup, 1 of 2 things has happened:

1 - while your computer was idle, it decided to install an update the screwed up your video settings. While annoying, a hard reset (power plug pulled from the back, wait 10 sec, plug it back in and power on) will usually fix it. This isn't unheard of, and I've had updates reset things before.

2a - Video card / chipset issue. Some systems use a stand alone video processing card, usually for mid to high end gaming systems, or for rendering video or 3D drawings (like for architects and such). If that's the case, then the card could have some loose and just needs to be pushed back in (this is called 'reseating').

2b - A small power surge could have fried your video card / video chipset. This isn't likely if your stuff is plugged into a surge protector, but it's possible.

If you want to text me a picture of the back of the machine so that I can see the layout of all the ports and plugs, then I can tell you if you have a standalone video card or not.

VanessaChaland

Overwhelmed with advice ...let me try to your first suggestion first and see what happens from there. 

K

I totally understand. I used to work a corporate help desk for stuff like this, and it always seemed like some smart ass manager had some "useful" advice. Take your time, and don't worry. Most likely this will end up being something fairly simple in its cause and solution.

VanessaChaland

Okay, I plugged the cord back in, turned it on, it flashed that grey screen with a error message, I saw the word "Processor" and then it says hit escape key. Of course they give you one second to do that, so I missed it. Anyway, the screen turned blue, then the background page came on but with no login window. So, I turned it off at the button again, started it again and it went to the background. I was hitting escape key prior to that but it didn't matter. Getting two photos ready now..

VanessaChaland

Loaded two photos on my profile. One of the back of the PC, the other of the monitor where its on....but with no login window thingie.

K

Ok, that's odd. If you got to the login screen there, then things should be back to normal. But there isnt a login prompt.

So, you definitely don't have a standalone video card. Yours is part of the computer main board. It's an embedded video card. It's pretty common. Do you have your mouse or keyboard plugged in?

K

If windows managed to load to the point that it's showing the pre-login screen, then the system was most likely trying to update. Automatic updates seem to always fuck things up. The happen just because your computer sees you're not doing anything and it just starts to run.

VanessaChaland

I do not have mouse and keyboard plugged into the malfunctioning one at this moment.

K

Plug in your keyboard and see if you press any keys you can get the login prompt to pop up. Mine comes up with just the walpaper and no login box also, and I have to hit a key to bring up the login box. 

VanessaChaland

Okay, going to unplug the plugs and replug the plugs so...back in about 17.3 years. :)

VanessaChaland

It worked!

K

I'm glad your system is up and running now.

VanessaChaland

I truly and sincerely do appreciate your advice. And I'm going to do a blog post about this (with your name removed obviously) as it may assist others in the future. :)

K

I'm happy to help. Nothing sucks worse than needing a working computer and having it just sit there. I mean you know it's not "actually" laughing at you, but even still, it does feel like somebody is fucking with you somewhere. Have a great night :)

Rush: Fastest Growing New Fan Demographic? Young White Women and Black Guys.

I'm not sure if others are aware of the whole "video reaction" thing on YouTube, but apparently its a huge thing. I am usually way behind on things, new trends, technology, fashion, cultural things such as this....but apparently many people do this and presumably if they get enough hits, their channel gets paid. Anyway, when I'm sitting here editing or whatever, I sometimes watch some of them and its interesting to me how younger people, people from different backgrounds are always so stunned that only "3 guys" can create so much sound. A search will bring up numerous people from numerous channels doing the same, but I like these two guys because you can tell they have a musical background and training and based on that, knowing how difficult it can be to be proficient with an instrument, or with so many instruments, their effusive reactions are genuine.  :)

Cuckoldry and Humiliation: Readers Question Answered...

{In the comment section of my blog a reader posted the following question, I'm answering it here. And on a personal note, to the gentleman that wrote this, thank you for purchasing, appreciating and mentioning my books. That patronage keeps me off the streets, and able to buy Tacos. :) } 

{{{{AnonymousAugust 28, 2018 at 9:50 PM

I’ve read several or most of Vanessa’a must-read books several times. I can't get through several pages before I’m rock hard. Continue reading and not what I wanted but forced to orgasm. Her writing IMO is so fucking realistic. Today I was rereading “FemDom Evolution; I Became Sexually Dominant For Tongue.” 

What’s causing anxiety is that you mention and mock with your girlfriend her partner's small cock. And, all women talk about cock sizes. So between my premature ejaculation and less than 5-inch cock they must have discussed mainly in the early 20s. So watching today, your video “Tease and Denial - Ball Busting - Humiliation Video.” WTF, your “cocky” has a big thick cock with a muscular body. Why and do you still search for a stronger man bigger cock to fuck?

Thanks for the excellent well-written book!! People can criticize the work, but it never fails as the best read to get me motivated.}}}}

One thing about cuckolding that seems to be missed by those that get most of that related "education" from online sites, porn sites etc. and I am *not* implying the reader that asked is one of those is....:)

Yes, penis size is one factor. Not only length, but girth, and in many cases girth is more important than length. But in many cases, it can also be about stamina or lasting power or bluntly put, not ejaculating within the first few strokes upon entry into a nice wet and warm pussy. In the case of my cuckold, he's a "Minute Man" at best, often lasting less than say....20 seconds or so. Of course its not really fair to him, as I taunt and tease him, tease and deny, ball-bust, face-sit, tease some more, repeat the cycle... until he's got blue balls and is leaking pre-cum out of the end of his dick, so of course he ejaculates quickly when I allow him inside me....which is rare....very rare, actually. 

And the above ties directly into another aspect which is...I'm a sexual sadist. I get off on mocking and humiliating him. I enjoy his distress, his sexual anxiety, his angst, his begging, his willing to do whatever I ask or demand, his blue balls hurting, his aching for entry and release...so making it worse, making him suffer in that way...is a thrill for me. 

And yes, he is rather large, in all ways. As I've written about several times, finding a lover who is as tall, or taller, as built, or better built, with a dick as big, or bigger is no easy task. When I first met him several years ago, he was (obviously) younger, more muscular, ripped, shredded, jacked, striations, vascular and all that one would expect from someone with good genetics, plus decades of martial arts, exercise, lifting weights and so on. 

This, his being how he is, has actually created complications a few times as other guys, lovers, bulls, are intimidated by him. I wrote once about a guy with a huge 9 inch dick that came over to fuck me, he knew the deal, I'd laid everything out in numerous e-mails while I was vetting him, he knew I wanted my cuckold to watch me get fucked properly by a superior dick, but once he started fucking me, his dick went limp. What happened was he noticed my husband watching from a dressing area, right off the bathroom, where there are several mirrors. I realized later, after I sent the failed "bull" home , that seeing a large muscular man watching, where the offset mirrors might have made it look like two guys, or three guys, just freaked him out. More than once I had lovers or potential lovers be *very* concerned about jealously, a jealous rage coming from my cuckold husband.

But the last thing is, for some people, it could also be the husband is impotent due to age, a health issue, medication or whatever. So, there are a myriad of reasons why a wife might cuckold her husband in the manner I do (meaning FemDom style and not so much the tamer version more akin to swinging or threesomes), everything from health reasons, to size issues. or in some cases, just a very horny slutty Hotwife who loves sex and enjoys it even more with a side order of, sexual sadism. 

Meaning...me.  :)

Everything that's wrong with feminism & political correctness...in one video.

How do I put this politely (by my standards, lol)?

Some of these bitches be fucking crazy!  :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police dog "saving" cop with CPR in demo video. :)

Bat Guano Crazy Ass Republican Blog Readers. I Love Republicans. I'm not wearing pants! :)

 I love the type of Republicans that used to be...you know...Republican.  :)

 

 

I detest, loathe, dislike, disrespect, fight against, and attempt to defeat these sorts of "Republicans". Seriously, GOP voters, get it together. Your party and (to whomever it applies, regardless of party) your religion has been hijacked by insane heretical, fraudulent charlatans who are fucking you over day and night...and that's with no lube.  :)

 

Trump blocked an organization and the voices of 500k military vets and families.

#CadetBoneSpurs....

 

Who's a good Boy!!!  :)

 

 

( I posted a few photos with a couple nudes in them in a blog post a few days ago and some right wing crank sends me a 78 point unsubstantiated copy/paste rant about Obama (posted below). News flash...Obama isn't president anymore, and you should start your own pro-fascist blog...and keep me out of your insanity. Should you see this...seek help. You need it.)

Obama's Greatest Hits
1) Illegally armed Mexican drug cartels and ISIS militants

2) Attempting to shut down gun stores outside of law

3) Spent tax dollars to re-settle illegals inside U.S.

4) Using executive action to restrict Second Amendment

5) Illegally targeted conservative groups via IRS

6) Secretly obtained phone records from Associated Press journalists

7) Carried out military interventionism in Libya without Congressional approval

8) Expanded Bush’s unconstitutional government faith-based programs

9) Supported Bush’s unconstitutional Patriot Act

10) Agrees with Bush’s support of unconstitutional, indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without filing any charges

11) Supports unconstitutional, warrantless wiretapping
(President Obama is a huge supporter of warrantless wiretapping)

12) Had four U.S. citizens killed without judicial process

13) Ordered private company to fire 1,000 employees

14) Stole money from retired teachers and police officers

15) Fired Inspector General for discovering that Obama’s friend had embezzled government funds

16) Lied about letting people keep their health insurance

17) Lied about the cost of Obamacare

18) Gave tax dollars to campaign contributors and lobbyists, and falsely claimed the money was for “green energy”

19) Had “off the record” meetings with lobbyists
(Obama's cabinet members held hundreds of meetings with lobbyists at coffee houses near the White House to avoid the disclosure requirements for White House visitors.)

20) Had armed SWAT agents raid a law-abiding guitar factory because it was owned by a Republican

21) Ignored constitutional requirements for appointees

22) Tried to outlaw family farms

23) Auctioned off ambassadorship to the Netherlands

24) Made the TSA even more abusive and ridiculous than it had been under Bush

25) Illegally demanded monetary payment for Freedom of Information Act request
(Obama demanded the Goldwater Institute pay nearly $79,000 before it would share public records via the Freedom of Information Act.)

26) Stole money from retired Delphi employees
(Obama eliminated the pensions of 20,000 retired Delphi employees in 2009)

27) Used “off the books” funding for military interventionism
(Anti-war activists who helped elect Obama accused him of using the same “off-the-books” funding as his predecessor George W. Bush when the president requested over $83 billion from Congress for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.)

28) Tried to silence criticism of auto-bailouts
(Obama pressured the Ford Motor Company to stop criticizing Obama’s bailouts of General Motors and Chrysler in a TV ad.)

29) Tried to silence video on YouTube
(Obama asked a Jewish singing group to take down its video from the Internet in 2011.)

30) Illegally gave Obamacare exemptions to unions that supported the passage of Obamacare

31) Defended Bush administration’s unconstitutional, unwarranted use of GPS device

32) Was cited by nine states Attorney Generals for committing 21 illegal acts

33) Tried to seize hotel because some of its customers had used illegal drugs

34) Made recess appointments when Congress was not in recess

35) Supports guns for himself and his wife, but opposes them for everyone else

36) Approved giving 20 F-16 fighter jets to a Sharia dictatorship

37) Violated the very same campaign finance laws that he claims to support

38) Encouraged employers to switch their employees from full time to part time

39) Had Freedom of Information Act record worse than Bush’s

40) Supports installation of hidden cameras on private property without a search warrant

41) Accepted illegal campaign contributions from foreign citizens

42) Lied about the Benghazi attack

43) Complained to YouTube about an anti-Muslim video

44) Falsely said that Fast and Furious was started when Bush was President

45) Illegally refused to fire Kathleen Sebelius after she violated campaign finance laws

46) Gave special access to people who raised or donated $500,000

47) Adopted harmful new restrictions on prescription painkillers – even though the House had already voted against them

48) Illegally refused to submit a budget on time during four of his first five years

49) Fined UPS $40 million because some of its customers had used UPS to ship illegal drugs

50) Added 20,000 extra pages to Obamacare without Congressional approval

51) Waited until after the 2012 election to release unpopular Obamacare rules

52) Tried to rig federal auctions of radio spectrum space

53) Put someone in jail for making an anti-Muslim video

54) Rewarded one of his biggest campaign fundraisers by nominating him for the ambassadorship to Canada

55) Asked contractors to disclose their political donations before bidding on government contracts

56) Falsely accused a law abiding news reporter of being “an aider and abettor and/or co-conspirator” in a criminal investigation

57) Asked Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate himself for lying under oath

58) Used Obamacare to illegally give the IRS additional powers without approval from Congress

59) Illegally solicited donations from health insurers

60) Proposed military interventionism in Syria

61) Refused to fire or prosecute more than 1,000 IRS employees who illegally used their IRS credit cards for their own personal use

62) Had the Secret Service visit a law abiding citizen who had criticized his policies on Twitter

63) Had the IRS grant special, illegal favors for his brother’s so-called “charity”

64) Illegally bypassed Congress to delay Obamacare’s employer mandate

65) Illegally forced 2,200 privately owned auto dealerships to close, which destroyed 120,000 jobs

66) Gave 23,994 tax refunds worth a total of $46,378,040 to illegal aliens who all used the same address

67) Used tax money to pay federal employees to organize protests against George Zimmerman

68) Illegally continued giving foreign aid to Egypt after it had a coup

69) Broke promise to end Bush’s surveillance of U.S. citizens who were not suspected of committing a crime

70) Falsely guaranteed that people could keep their doctor

71) Illegally seized a privately owned gun from a law abiding citizen

72) Illegally prevented individual employees of small businesses from choosing their own plan during the first year of Obamacare

73) Illegally avoided enforcing the required income verification of people who receive subsidies for Obamacare exchanges

74) Illegally delayed the caps on out of pocket health care payments without Congressional approval

75) Falsely said the NSA review was being conducted by an “independent” body

76) Nominated a telecommunications lobbyist and Obama fundraiser to head the FCC

77) Tried to violate defendants’ right to a fair trial

78) Threatened internet service providers with contempt of court if they did not install surveillance software