It's spring. The "outside" is nice. Nice weather, birds chirping and singing. Butterflies. Random wildlife roaming and frolicking and the animals are out too. (See what I did there? The implication being that the "wildlife" was me. Did you get that? Do I have to explain every joke? Okay so my jokes aren't funny...fine.) So I'm outside, yard stuff, hiking, jogging, working out, seeing people and doing big huge important stuff like...taking afternoon naps and things like that. Lipping off and pissing people off on Bluesky. Kicking ass and taking penis measurement sizes. Probably get banned soon, I pretty much get banned from all social media, and any public speaking events due to the fact that...I state opinions based on facts, and a lot of people these days...truly dislike facts, lol. Whatever. See? I told you this blog post would have no interesting information, and would be stupid, but if you see this, it means you read it anyway, which means that you too...ignored the *facts* I stated in the title. 🤣
In a not at all related story, I recently won the "Vanessa Chaland No Pants Vodka Drinking Contest" at the "Vanessa Chaland Creative Drinking Center", which is inside my house. What an honor! Can’t wait for the awards dinner tonight! 😁
Frozen vodka and Jamaican ginger beer makes my panties vanish as if by magic. Enjoy the outdoors, nothing beats the feel of a summer breeze between ones legs or the sun's rays warming ones butt cheeks.
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Frozen vodka with Jamaican ginger beer makes me horny and my panties simply vanish into thin air, as if by magic 😀
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the great outdoors. One can't beat the feeling of a warm breeze wafting between spread legs or the languid kiss of the sun's rays on bare breasts and buttocks.
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Thank you Poppet for the messages. :)
DeleteOops. Sorry Vanessa. I wasn't sure if the first had been submitted properly.
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Submitted properly? You? All you do is submit. Proper or otherwise. :)
DeleteAnother irrelevant fact ...that driver(?) is holding a whiskey bottle...no wonder she lost the no pants vodka drinking! ;-) Great work, keep it up! TT
ReplyDeleteYeah, lightweights...trying to keep up with a pro like me. :)
DeleteOoh, just started following you on Bluesky. Hopefully I get to enjoy some of your salty commentary before the inevitable (apparently) ban.
ReplyDeleteProbably won't take long. :)
DeleteHello miss Chaland,
ReplyDeleteLady Lindsay agreed to a new visit to 'our' BDSM-house.
We are aiming for the end of next month.
So, as from this point, I am a 'marked man', since Lady Lindsay is taking mental notes and it's unknown if I end up on the 'naughty list' or the 'good boys' list'.
With a bit of luck we may also visit a big BDSM-retailer, to purchase new clothing and toys.
I also bought a 46 gallon travelbag.
It is big enough for everything we need for the trip to the BDSM-studio, especially for the cane and crop.
They always 'peaked' through our bags.
I'll keep you posted.
Kind regards,
Marco (from Lady Lindsay)
Sounds fantastic Marco. It's unfortunate that you have to go to extra special steps to "hide" your implements, but good that you figured out a good way to transport them. Hope it all goes well and you both have a great time. :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the win!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks! One of my "proudest" moments. 😁
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