Horny Slut Seeks Cock. :)

                             

Someone sent me this. Just between us, I think the guy needs "help" (and yeah, he'll probably read this, which is why I'm saying it, lol) but it's beyond stupid and as a side note, I'm rather jealous of her options and the ability to have a Stable of Studs at beck and call. There is a dearth of dick (Dick Darth?) around here, living in a small area, wanting to be discrete, having sort of high standards, not just any guy will work. One of the downsides to being in a rural area or a small city or town. Anyway, I might need to do a Go Fund Me for the guy that sent this, to get him some meds as...where in the living fuck did he even come up with this? Joking about that, I think he has money (a good, $3 or $4 dollars anyway) but maybe spends too much time huffing paint and glue or something. Anyway, enjoy.  :) 

   

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Someone just contacted me and told me this is from a Mel Brooks movie, which I never saw. I know I'm odd, but I've watched very little TV in my life, and seen very few movies. No Cable, no Satellite, never seen a Netflix, no nothing of that nature, ever. Used to rent movies, a few comedies, but mostly documentaries, and I do watch same on YouTube while riding my bike or stretching, doing Pilates, Yoga etc...but for the most part, nope, which is why I'm usually ignorant to a lot of related cultural references and so on. I read, write, work, workout, cook, volunteer, bitch about politics, rant, read, eat, sleep, read, sometimes have sex (see above, dearth of dick) jog, hike, swim, play with my dogs and cats, read, and then sometimes when I have free time I...read.   :)