Monday, March 18, 2024

Fat Bottomed Girls...Fuck PC!!! :)


That's it. I am 100% officially totally against any and all forms of political correctness (PC). 
Enough. 
Shut the Mother Fucking Fuck Up!
Or not, because I totally support free speech, so say what you want, but...shut the fuck up. I don't care about your whining and whimpering, and am not going to pretend I do, nor will I be silent about it. 

Queens song "Fat Bottom Girls" is adored by women all over the planet. Seriously. Watch any live performance and when Freddy announces the title right before they play it, the women of the audience go nuts with applause, cheers, gratitude, praise and adoration. Millions of women, of all shapes and sizes, all races and ages, from around the world love the song and have loved it for pushing half a century. As they/we should. It's an homage to full figured, large butted, big assed, junk in the trunk, bootielishish, ghetto bootied, rubenesque, callipygian loving pygophiliacs (might have added to/created part of that last word, lol.) 

One overweight woman (or a few) that dislike it can just piss right the fuck off. If they are triggered by shame or guilt over their own body image, go to the fucking gym. 


If we "cancel culture" every single song, lyric, books of fiction, poem, movie, art, history books, novel, there will be nothing left. This concept, trying to erase anything that offends you, is cowardice. It's not brave, it's not taking a stance on anything worthy, it has nothing to do with feminism, it has nothing to do with protecting children, it has nothing to do with anything other than emotionally weak and easily triggered people, wanting to shield themselves from reality. Fuck 'em....I don't care. 

The same way that religious fundamentalists claim to want to repress or censor anything they view as "pornographic" (though all traffic stats show the so called "red states" are the biggest consumers) and the "pronoun pushers" want to demand the end of science via verbiage regarding transpeople, (men are men, women are women, transmen are transmen, transwomen are transwomen, and no, one is not the same as the other, period) and other people want to censor or restrict words that have multiple uses, (the word retarded for example, to retard something, to slow something down, to be slow, paint retarder, flame retardant, accelerating or retarding oxygen or acetylene on a torch or retarding oxygen or fuel on a carburetor...my husband taught me the last two) and saying the term "People of Color" (ALL human beings have color dumbasses, even Albinos have melanin, no one is "invisible", we all have color) and on and on and on....fuck it, fuck this, fuck them, fuck that, fuck me, can't fucking stand it anymore. 

ALL women have a fat ass (to varying degrees). It's what gives us curves. It's called adipose.
(ad·i·pose: (especially of body tissue) used for the storage of fat.) 

If having a fatass (phatass?) is not desirable, then why are millions of women getting BBLs? The Brazilian Butt Lift is a multi-multi-million dollar industry. (Side note, this is also the most risky and often fatal form of plastic surgery. It kills more women than any other type of body augmentation procedure, and is quite costly, and often looks horrible, so don't do it. Go do some squats instead.)





The reason women are doing this, is because guys find it attractive, some guys at least. It's considered sexy, which turns some guys on, which means the women will give the dude a boner, so he will try to ram his bonerfied cock into their wantonly womanly wombs...which they, in part, enticed him into that desire, with their fat asses...aka "fat bottoms".  


Speaking of color, and dicks.
Here is a little demented orange dick...


Yeah, I know this "controversy" is about a half a year old. What can I tell you. I'm always behind. And by behind I mean...butt. And by butt I mean...ass. And by ass I mean...fat ass. And by fat ass I mean...


Anyway, I will now proudly (that's right, proudly) take my politically incorrect, retarded, person of color, fat bottom...and go find something else to do. 

17 comments:

  1. They make the rocking world go round! According to an article in the Grudian last week boys are increasingly seeking bigger butts for themselves too. i know i love a butt and i also wish mine was bigger so i guess it is slam dunk to the....wait, i want that too :)

    p
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  2. I've always been attracted to smaller, tighter booties, but spending time in the gym has increased my appreciation for squat aided butt development.

    there are a few nude squat videos on the internet; I highly recommend them. nude CrossFit should be a thing.

    and yours Vanessa is classically buttiful, as confirmed by the lovely photo.

    Luke

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  3. Vanessa:

    Interesting post…nice ending…I would say you have just about the most perfect womanly ass I have ever been fortunate enough to witness…

    Have a nice day.

    hs

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  4. I have a different opinion
    It’s all just republican culture war bull shit
    The Republicans have no policies
    They have no ideas about how to make the country better
    Zero
    All they got is culture wars bull shit
    Who cares?
    Woke?
    What the fuck is that?
    Politeness?
    Respect for others?
    Not being an asshole?
    Not being a jerk?
    Don’t fall for that crap Vanessa
    There’s no bothsideism any more
    The entire Republican Party and anyone who votes for them are either mean or stupid or both
    Fuck their woke bullshit
    Political correctness is simply respect for others
    Watch Musk’s interview with Don Lemon
    Musk is the worlds biggest snowflake
    Cancel culture?
    Look in the mirror Elan
    WC

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    1. Great rant there WC. Though I'm not sure what it has to do with...big asses. :)

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  5. Thanks Vanessa!
    I prefer smaller asses:)
    WC

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  6. I am offended by those who take offense to anything they deem they do not like. Fuckem and the donkey they rode in on!!!!

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    1. I am offended by people that fuck donkeys...whether they "ride" them or not, and whatever "ride" might mean. :)

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  7. Yeah pretty much Fucking donkeys is offensive. I have to agree....so shall we just say, Fuckem and leave the damn donkey alone!!!!

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  8. Hello miss Chaland. Personally, I am a boobies-man. Big ones preferred. That being said, 'Big Boobs and a big ass' is king (or Queen) in Marco-land.

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  9. A recent phenomenon with women at our gym is working out with tight bands around their upper thighs. The restricted flow of blood helps them build their gluteus to its maximus apparently.

    I’m unable to ignore, but I try not to stare obviously.

    Rosco

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    1. Somebody lied to them. The poor dears should talk to any doctor, exercise physiologist, kinesiologist, read a book on anatomy or talk to anyone with common sense to find out...that's not how *anything* works. :)

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    2. I did hear from a female Dr. of Physical Therapy that it works, but it wasn’t a long conversation. We were both amused by the phenomenon.

      I am reminded that the first time I saw my wife as I was walking along the sidewalk, she was bending over nicely. These days I tell her that her body is magical as her ample bottom is somehow proportional to her petite frame.

      Rosco

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    3. Proper blood flow is what helps to increase and maintain muscle mass. Oxygen, nutrients, minerals etc...all are transported to muscle via the blood stream. Restricting that would have the *opposite* effect...

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