How to Build a Sex Room. :)

 So, apparently there is some sort of horish hoopla going on with a TV show about building the perfect sex room on Netflix (or something, what the hell do I know). Anyway, the articles, trailers and promos are everywhere...how you, yes, you, simply must/must/must jump on board and Build a Sex Room because otherwise, from what I gather, if any of us fail to jump on this buttsecs bandwagon, we're losers, not in, with the in crowd, failures, flunkies, and not worthy of having sex with, lol.  :) 

So what makes a perfect sex room anyway?

Do you need BDSM stuff? 

Dungeon or "Dungeonesque" setting and accoutrements?

Do you need one of each type of...device, rack, chair, bench, implement, ties, cords, whips?

What about those that eschew hardcore apparatus (apparatuses?) and prefer something more homey, more comfy, a bit more cozy and fluffy? 

Some people want softer, quieter, warmer environs, maybe with some mellow smooth jazz playing in the background, some candles and incense, no dark and dreary dungeon overtones.

Some people might really enjoy a room that looks like Liberace himself decorated it. 

Many people like wood. Earth tones, rustic, and with the ability to bind their partner, or partners, or themselves for that matter. Hey, self bondage...it's a thing, from what I'm told.  :)

Then there's perverts who think anything beyond a Queening chair is overkill. 

Unless it's a whole damn room full of Queening chairs and facesitting stools. 

Like me.  :) 

And then those that would emphatically state...

"Room"? We don't need no damn room!"

Or those that say "Room"?

The backseat of the car as plenty of "room". 

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Maybe the salient point is...the room, any room, a nice room, no room, indoors, outdoors, a room with no doors, sex on some old warped doors, it's the people, the partners, your lovers, husband, wife, boy or girlfriend, or a gang of them, that makes the event memorable, and not so much the room or what's in it. I mean you think about it, people matter, items, meh, not so much. A state of the art sex room, decked out with all the latest gadgets and trimmings, all the newest devices and $50K worth of toys and furniture, means dick, without someone that you really want to...dick down with (wouldn't that be dick up, if you prefer erections) or something like that.   :)

(Note to self, you're one sucky saleswoman 'Nessa. I mean, you design, create, make and sell sex furniture, and you just wrote a blog post convincing people not to buy sex furniture, lol.)