I learned long ago to never underestimate the stupidity of people!!! on that note I'd be more than willing to take a couple of homo sapiens home and keep them happy and warm....at least for a couple of hours!!!! I wouldn't want anyone to think I wasn't doing my part!!!! And I'll do it without pants!!!! Kisses Kaaren
Based on that video, there a few Homo sapiens we should probably sacrifice to save the tribe! Every time I see one of these videos I think, "How did we get this far?" My second thought on the video, do you think the woman who said she saw one at the zoo scratching it's balls, was busting the interviewers balls? I watched twice, and I kept thinking she may have a very dry sense of humor, that he totally missed.
Now on to the first comment, and your replying. What the fuck??? How....you haven't gotten any in a long time??? You're killing me! That body, and NO ONE is getting to enjoy it, and more important, to give you pleasure??? You must live in an area that is full of dumb Homo sapiens!
Three years ago I had to have my prostrate removed because of cancer, since then I can no longer get a full erection. I think you would be able to get me there! That body, combined with that wonderful mind, and clever wit, I think I'd be hard just ringing your doorbell! I'D PROBABLY BE ABLE TO RING THE BELL WITH MY DICK!
Even if I couldn't get a full erection, I'd make sure you had an amazing time! Fingers, tongue, and or toys; I'd do everything in my power, and use everything at my disposal, to make you weak in the knees. I'd try to give you so much pleasure, that in the end you'd make all those people in the video, you like Einsteins (temporarily).
It's like your keeping the Mona Lisa, or the statue of David, hidden in a closet!
Your compliments are far too effusive...but appreciated. My old corpse is nothing like the Mona Lisa or David....maybe more like a statue of Methuselah though. :)
Oh. My. God. We truly are fucked.
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Not me...meaning fucked that is. Its been a dry spell around here for so long, I'm not sure it will ever happen again. :)
DeleteOh dear sorry to hear that Vanessa and hope the drought ends with a welcome deluge. There's nothing quite like the feeling of getting soaking wet! :)
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I suppose I should run an ad...see how that goes. :)
DeleteI learned long ago to never underestimate the stupidity of people!!!
ReplyDeleteon that note I'd be more than willing to take a couple of homo sapiens home and keep them happy and warm....at least for a couple of hours!!!!
I wouldn't want anyone to think I wasn't doing my part!!!!
And I'll do it without pants!!!!
Kisses
Kaaren
The story was about homo sapiens...SlutLips, not homosexuals. Get up off your knees and take a cold shower. :)
DeleteVanessa,
ReplyDeleteBased on that video, there a few Homo sapiens we should probably sacrifice to save the tribe! Every time I see one of these videos I think, "How did we get this far?" My second thought on the video, do you think the woman who said she saw one at the zoo scratching it's balls, was busting the interviewers balls? I watched twice, and I kept thinking she may have a very dry sense of humor, that he totally missed.
Now on to the first comment, and your replying. What the fuck??? How....you haven't gotten any in a long time??? You're killing me! That body, and NO ONE is getting to enjoy it, and more important, to give you pleasure??? You must live in an area that is full of dumb Homo sapiens!
Three years ago I had to have my prostrate removed because of cancer, since then I can no longer get a full erection. I think you would be able to get me there! That body, combined with that wonderful mind, and clever wit, I think I'd be hard just ringing your doorbell! I'D PROBABLY BE ABLE TO RING THE BELL WITH MY DICK!
Even if I couldn't get a full erection, I'd make sure you had an amazing time! Fingers, tongue, and or toys; I'd do everything in my power, and use everything at my disposal, to make you weak in the knees. I'd try to give you so much pleasure, that in the end you'd make all those people in the video, you like Einsteins (temporarily).
It's like your keeping the Mona Lisa, or the statue of David, hidden in a closet!
Joe D. Footsniffer
Your compliments are far too effusive...but appreciated. My old corpse is nothing like the Mona Lisa or David....maybe more like a statue of Methuselah though. :)
DeleteDamn.....you are really hard on yourself!
ReplyDeleteThis is not the time to be thinking about cock! This is serious!
ReplyDeleteFinding decent cock...is also serious. :)
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