Monday, November 7, 2016

Reposting the Posts that were Posted.

{Since Goggle unceremoniously deleted my other blogs some time back, but as I had everything backed up, I may repost some of those ranting missives again here.}


Top Signs You May Be A Cuckold.

1) You find fresh flowers and chocolates, that you didn't buy.
2) She develops an interest in ankle bracelets with odd insignias.
3) A regularly deleted computer history.
4) Undeleted computer history with some very odd and telling URLs.
5) You find extra large condoms in your home and you wear a small.
6) You find condoms in your home, you had a vasectomy years ago.
7) You come home to find empty condom wrappers in the trash can.
8) You come home and find used condoms in the trash can.
9) She tells you she's "late" and you had a vasectomy years ago.
10) Bedroom smells like a brothel, you've been denied for months.
11) A sudden increase in "girls night out".
12) Strange phone calls late at night, hang ups when you answer.
13) An odd "wet spot" on your bed. On your side.
14) She showers after "girls nights out", before coming to bed.
15) When making love, its hard to "feel" yourself inside her.
16) You notice odd stains and odors on her panties.
17) Come stains on the couch, bed spread, her hair, or skirt.
18) She comes home and kisses you, expels his come into your mouth.
19) When she sits on your face and his come oozes into your mouth.
20) Last but not least, when she orders you to suck him hard for her, then to assist by inserting his penis inside her.
If you haven't figured it out by now buddy, you are a cuckold. :)

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