Friday, March 10, 2023

Bat Fucking Guano Insane Crazy MotherFucks! :)

Brigitte Bardot.

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I'm not even commenting on each individual post because...people are just fucking nuts. A few days ago when it looked like Blogger might have deleted my blog, one part of me was just fine with that. Nothing to do with readers, but just...social media, news media, information, tech overload. Sometimes I contemplate selling just about everything I own and moving to a semi-off grid place, no Internet, no TV,  no cell phone, and not leaving home...ever again.  :) 

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Brigitte Bardot, again...because this is the only "pleasant", sane and rational thing...in this whole fucking post, lol.  :) 

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

This Blog Might Shut Down....Update.

 



Well, I can't make any sense of this. As I mentioned yesterday, I suddenly had dozens of messages from Blogger (like the 2nd screenshot displayed above) with individual posts being flagged/blocked/banned or whatever. When I clicked on the links to try to discern why, there was an icon to prompt a review, which I did just for the hell of it, and now (about 24 hours later) dozens of messages from Blogger stating the posts have been reinstated (like the 1st screenshot displayed above). So, what they or their AI bots are doing, eludes me, and I have no idea if this means they fixed the problem, or if this will happen again, or will happen to other peoples blogs or...who knows.

 What I do know is I had a different blog a few years back, which had far more posts as I have on this one, with more readers and many, many, many times more views, comments and all of that, which Google Blogger deleted one night while I was asleep. I mean I got up one day, was checking e-mails and just...poof, the blog was gone, no way to retrieve it, no way to dispute it, just...gone. So, between that occurrence and this new...issue, it does not make me feel real confident. It could all disappear in a single keyboard click from Blogger, or their stupidass AI bots. I guess I'll just wait a bit and see if this is over, or not, done, or not. I know one other thing, these eggheads thinking they can run websites, driverless cars, pilotless planes, businesses, the world at large really, based on their little bots...is a scary fucking notion...those arrogant sumbitches.  :) 

Monday, March 6, 2023

This Blog Might Shut Down.

 I am getting endless automated messages from Google Blogger that my posts are not allowed (they are, have been for decades, the same as millions of other "adult" blogs), are not behind a "Age Verification Warning" (all posts are, every single one of them), that some are linked to porn sites (obviously not, I have no links to porn sites) and on and on. It appears to be a bot doing this, but not sure. Anyway, no way in hell am I going to go through 1000s of posts and alter and then resubmit them, especially when there is nothing wrong with them to begin with. So, in the event this blog is suddenly gone, blocked, flagged etc...that would be the reason...not of my own volition.   :)

Dicks Are Growing... :)


Alrighty then...according to one new study, mens dicks are growing larger.
According to another survey, mens dicks are growing (ungrowing?) smaller.
So, can we get some clarity on this dickish topic?  :) 

According to the Stanford study, male genitalia is getting longer, and the average length of their member has increased by 24% over the course of the past 29 years. After analyzing the data, the Standford researchers discovered that the average erect phallus had increased substantially in size. Over the years the average male erection went from 4.8 inches/12.1cm to 6 inches/15.24cm.
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While the study on the increase in the size of the male member was rather complete, some researchers say the opposite is true. Dr Shanna Swan wrote a book titled 'Count Down' in which she claims that the size of male genitalia is shrinking. In 'Count Down,' Dr Swan claims that pollution is also the culprit of smaller johnsons. Swan says that her research indicates that a disruption "is caused by phthalates, chemicals used in plastic manufacturing, which can impact how the hormone endocrine is produced."
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In addition, apparently these dicks, larger or small, growing or not, are shooting less sperm, which means less reproduction. So, more big dick fun, but less "junk" shot means less kids. Win/win? I mean, the world is seriously overpopulated as it is, so...lower pregnancy rates would be a good thing for a few decades.

CNN reported: "Overall, the researchers determined that sperm counts fell by slightly more than 1% per year between 1973 and 2018. The study concluded that globally, the average sperm count had fallen 52% by 2018."
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All I know is this sort of article reminds me of so many "medical" related studies we see, one day a study determines that...coffee, red wine, eggs, etc are good for you, the next day a study concludes, not so much. Same with certain medications, aspirin, and so on. It's important on the important issues, to make sure to know who funded the research due to nefarious companies, Universities, etc, with an agenda.  

Oh, by the way, the photo at the top? Yeah...sent to me by a potential bull/lover...at least he says it's his dick. Still considering him as, if it's true...I'd enjoy it.  :) 

Sunday, March 5, 2023

Porn Writing... :)


The cool breeze from the air conditioning blew across her semi-naked breasts. She closed her eyes and listened to the soft whooshing hum of the sound of the flowing air. Gradually she noticed that her nipples were hardening, and wondered how soon he would be back. She tried to calm her anxious nerves and keep control of her emotions. She was very aware of the vulgar and exposed nature of her body. Her legs were splayed wide, her feet elevated. She felt the moist lubrication that oozed down and out of her. The door suddenly opened and she gazed discreetly out of the corner of one eye as he reentered. He sat before her and she could feel his warm breath on her. He parted the lips of her vagina and inserted the phallic shaped probe. She gasped as it entered her and she tried not to undulate her hips. She felt very vulnerable in front of this very powerful man. She wondered why she continued to subject herself to him, to so freely open herself up to this man.            
                                            
They lay side by side as the hot afternoon sun shown brightly through the window. She thought about rising to close the blinds, but he seemed so comfortable and she didn’t want to disturb him. She listened to his heavy breathing and gazed at his naked body. He looked into her eyes with love, trust and a wondered expression. She repositioned herself so that he could take her full heavy breast into his mouth and he immediately began sucking her nipple. It hurt a bit at first, but she didn’t want to pull away. After a time it became numb and she let him suck till his heart was content. 

Pornography? 
I think not. 
Scene #1 is a woman being examined by her gynecologist. 
Scene #2 is a mother breast feeding her new born son.
Anyway...as you were.   :) 

Friday, February 24, 2023

Jimmy Carter...


Jimmy Carter is in bad health, he's 98 years old, and won't be here much longer. On the one hand, a certain sorrow could be felt about his situation, but the other side of that is...he's finishing his life. That he is pushing 100 and has had a fantastic life, nature following its...natural course, most people would feel fortunate to have that long of a life. 

I've posted dozens and dozens of posts about him. I have deep admiration for him, for the way he conducted himself, for his charity, benevolence, altruism, his composure, his ethics and honesty, his integrity and...just about everything about the man. 

Some people have and will try to "slam" his term as president, which, well most of them are, well to be blunt...stupid. A few always refer to the Iran Hostage Crisis, without knowing what he tried to do to rectify it. Some will talk about inflation, without knowing that the president, regardless of who it is, has virtually no control over inflation. 

Anyway, there are very few people on the planet that have done as much good, that have earned as much respect for him that I have...and the world would be far better off with more people like him. 

Brought to You By The Letters A.S.S. :)


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As mentioned in my previous post on the topic of home movies...I don't find doing photos or movies to be all that much fun. After a time, it's all the same, they all look the same (witness the 4 below, same damn thing essentially, boring and repetitive) it's just visual images of my naked nudity, which to me is not all that thrilling, all I see is...what I've seen my whole life. I hate editing, hate posing, hate the process, I never know what I've posted before, can't keep track, don't want to keep track, have no desire to keep track, most photos are extracts from video, I hate selfies, hate editing...much prefer writing.  :) 




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The "booty shot" photo below is my "favorite", lol. 
My normal around town, around the house attire.  :) 

Thursday, February 23, 2023

People are *Still* Pissing me Off. :)

  Okay, just for the sake of clarification, I am not "actually" pissed off, not in this post nor the previous one. I'm in a great mood. The blog titles I select are...just to amuse me.  :) 

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So, here's the thing...identity wise, how you identify, how that affects your life, that journey, those challenges, all the baggage, guilt, soul searching and hassles that can go with it for some people, it's of massive importance to the person that is undergoing it. However, it's of massive importance...to you, but not necessarily to me, or anyone else.

 In this post-Oprah, expose your soul, tell your story, Instagram, share your...everything, every detail of your life era, I get it, but don't always agree with it. Yes, I have a blog and books, some BDSM products that I've created, so some people could view my above statement as a conflict, or even hypocrisy...but I would point out a major difference. I am promoting ideas, thoughts, experiences, knowledge and opinions, not promoting myself. What I mean is, I'm not seeking fame nor popularity. There are almost no photos of my face "out there" and the few that are, are mostly with me wearing a mask (or wigs, shades, etc). I can walk down any street, and no one knows who I am. And I am going to keep it that way. 

So, people that are doing an "identity realignment"...more power to you. It's a revelation and transformative event...for you. However, I'm just wanting to buy some gasoline, get my groceries bagged, or whatever. I don't want nor need to know whether you are gay, trans, Muslim, male, female, Episcopalian, on vacation, on drugs, losing or gaining weight...I'm just trying to pay my fucking electric bill. I want to be able to read the news, go out for coffee and not be inundated with the latest tell all, exposé, graphic detailed, photos included of...whatever is going on in your life. I'm happy for you, but I have my own life. People that want to read stuff I write about in my books or on this blog....seek it out, they are not having it forced upon them everywhere they go. If I want to read about it, I will seek it out myself...I don't want it forced on me in the oil change center or the gym. Big difference.

 And the same applies to privacy. My husband was making a doctors appointment the other day, so we were having a sort of Zoom type interview with their staff and the lady (nice lady, just doing her job) started asking my husband if he was gay or straight, how he "identified" gender wise and...I interjected and told her point blank that was none of her or the doctors office business. I mean it simply is not. At all. I know in this era where every website, business, store, shop, and social media site wants to gather and store information about you, for marketing or statistics or demographics or whatever...fuck you, I'm not doing that. My private business is just that, it's my business...and no one elses. Period. 
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An example of "self identifying" run amok. The story below reminds me of Rachel Dolezal. To refresh your memory, good old "Rach" decided one day she was "black", starting darkening her skin, recreated her entire childhood and upbringing and ended up running an NAACP chapter, until her family outed her as being some white chick. 


Apparently the lady profiled below did the same thing. I don't get it. I don't get the mental disorder that makes someone decide they want to "identify" as another race. There are limits to the whole "self identifying" thing. We can't just have people self identifying as a frog, a dog, a clog, or Detroit. I mean seriously, what happens when someone wants to self identify as a city, a coffee table, a jet ski or a solar constellation? Fucking nutcases.  :) 


 
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Booty Calls are Down!!!! 


What I gleaned from the above "article" is...more and more men that write these sorts of articles are simps. And I don't trust nor like simps.

'Simp' is slang for a person (typically a man) who is desperate for the attention and affection of someone else (typically a woman). 

 The guy below, stating that "men don't have more to give". According to who or based on what criteria? Give what? Maybe they have more to give, but are keeping it in reserve. Maybe they don't find the women they see in the dating pool as being worthy of offering up that "giving gift". All the recent hoopla about "Incels", has it occurred to anyone (besides me obviously) that maybe these guys have such high standards, sane or not, rational or not, that most women can't meet them? Sure, perhaps his "standard" is based on some porn chick, melded with a Super Heroine Marvel Comic Book Movie character, and a sexy Anime woman (or whatever) thrown in. This compilation being the ideal women of his fantasy, unrealistic as it is...how is that different from 50 Shades of Gray guy mixed with Prince Charming and some romance novel and Rom-Com studly dude that women are lusting over and hoping to meet and marry? I mean, why are they picking on men and ignoring the fact that women do the same thing? Maybe in his mind, his attitude is..."basic bitches" don't need to apply. Granted, he's in love/lust with a fictional "woman"...but so are far too many women waiting and wanting to be swept off their feet by some fictional "man". 

Women are tiring of their stereotypical role as full-time therapist for emotionally distant men. They want a partner who is emotionally open and empathetic, the opposite of the age-old masculine ideal.  “Today in America, women expect more from men,” Levant said, “and unfortunately, so many men don’t have more to give.”

As of 2022, Pew Research Center found, 30 percent of U.S. adults are neither married, living with a partner nor engaged in a committed relationship. Nearly half of all young adults are single: 34 percent of women, and a whopping 63 percent of men.  Not surprisingly, the decline in relationships marches astride with a decline in sex. The share of sexually active Americans stands at a 30-year low. Around 30 percent of young men reported in 2019 that they had no sex in the past year, compared to about 20 percent of young women.  Only half of single men are actively seeking relationships or even casual dates, according to Pew. That figure is declining. “You have to think that the pandemic had an impact on some of those numbers,” said Fred Rabinowitz, a psychologist and professor at the University of Redlands who studies masculinity. Young men “are watching a lot of social media, they’re watching a lot of porn, and I think they’re getting a lot of their needs met without having to go out. And I think that’s starting to be a habit.

Maybe the world has just changed and the norms of conventional dating, marriage, kids and all that are a thing of the past. Maybe it will never be the same. Who knows...but I know that it seems like every article I see on this topic are people slamming men, about how they're not needed, and then the next article is women bemoaning how they can't find any decent guys to date. Which one is it? If you're convincing men they're scum, not desired nor needed, but then whining about a lack of "datable" men, after just stomping all over them...does anyone else see the stupidity in this?  
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Moving right along (lol) this article sort of goes with the two above. Another article where the author...just seems confused. Slamming men for being "cock toxic" in the title, but praising them for being loving, while mocking how the media portrays men and women, but then attributing everything negative to...So much of how we think about interactions between men and women are rooted in white supremacy, patriarchal religious dogma, and western capitalism....men, meaning white men, race, and capitalism, (Capitalism? How the fuck does that factor into this?) and written by someone who renamed herself  "Feminista Jones" (real name Michelle Taylor)...what in the actual fuck? 

Side note, I am beyond tired of the term "POC", meaning "People Of Color". News flash *all* human beings have "color". We all have melanin...just different amounts. I believe most Albinos have melanin, be it very small amounts. Human beings are not invisible. We all have color. 


I don't get it. Black people were called "colored people" for decades or a century, took offense to it, now want to be called "people of color". Colored people...people of color...what's the fucking difference beyond the arrangement of the words? And BIPOC? Black, Indigenous, and People of Color. What the hell is that? Do black people in Africa, born in Africa, indigenous black people of Africa call themselves "Black, Indigenous, and People of Color" or do they just call themselves...you know...Africans?

And the SWERFs?
 An acronym standing for Sex Worker-Exclusionary Radical Feminist.
And the TERFs?
 An acronym for trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

 People...this PC nonsense...it's just so stupid and childish. I am now going to "self identify" as the following...a Pissed Off Intelligent Human Being Opposed to Political Correctness. Or in other words, acronym wise a POIHBOTPC, lol. Alright, fuck me...I'm done.  :) 
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Said it before, saying it again. One of the reasons I hate filming video for public consumption is...I want to enjoy myself and not have to worry about camera angles, lighting, editing, etc. So, this is obvious from my little home movie below, compliments of my lovely...$25 webcam.   :) 

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Oops, nearly forgot...for those who complained about my last post not having a "sans pants" ass shot...here you go, lol.  :)