Monday, May 30, 2022

Lets Talk About Sex & Stuff. :)


Conjugal Debt (also known as Marital Debt) the notion that one spouse is obligated to provide sex to the other spouse, has existed for centuries. In some cultures and certain religions, it was and still is deemed legally binding and biblically based, and it is not optional. The issue of consent is occasionally mentioned, but not often, and the concept of it is often (again) based on various cultures and religions respectively.

In Medieval times, if a husband was not able to promptly propagate and properly plow her furry fertile field of primed pussy to produce prodigy, philoprogenitive production, it was presumed he was impotant and unable to copulate cuntally with carefree keenness (alliteration spazz out, lol, sorry everyone). 

So, one of the ways that they decided whether or not the husband was at fault, was to have him stand before several prostitutes, wank on his dick, stroke it and jack off, so the "witnesses" could verify whether or not his dick worked. If not, the wife was entitled to a divorce. (This is actually well documented from very old Scottish court records, so it's not myth. It was a regular court procedure, to prove or disprove whether or not a husband was impotent.) 

Never mind for the moment, performance anxiety, meaning some guys cocks might function just fine at home, but standing in a cold room, perhaps first thing in the morning, hung over, in front of a bunch of mocking hookers, he might not be able it get it up. Sure, I know some guys with a small penis humiliation or a CFNM fetish might find this arousing, but keep in mind that this "cock test" determined whether or not he stayed married, plus, if he failed, he was derided, mocked, disparaged and laughed at around town. Okay, so I can see I'm not "selling it" to hardcore humiliation fetishists, lol, you still like it.

But, bear in mind, that most marriages back then were a business arrangement. At least as far as the upper class, the noble class and any "royalty". Marriages were arranged to keep blood lines "pure" and were usually set up between father and prospective groom, where the female/daugher/bride was chattel, had little or no say in the matter. In many cases, the groom was years older than the bride, often decades older, and as the young nymph had her own lustful needs, she was fucking the footmen, the stable boys, the cooks, guards, the ladies in waiting...you name it. Royal Slutty Sluts...can't beat 'em.  :) 


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Okay, consent is consent, we all know that, and we know what it is. And I get that some people enjoy or are aroused by BDSM contracts that covers whatever aspects they deem essential or warranted to suit their needs, and of course people in munches or play parties want to "negotiate" a scene, but some people have gone off the fucking deep end with this. 


What I mean is...I keep seeing "scene munchers" railing about contracts and screaming that anyone that does not agree with them, or does not partake in it, is "obviously" a predator, a violater, someone deranged and dangerous...and to be avoided. To which I say...Fuck you.

BDSM, sex, kinky sex, fetish, it's all as old as humankind is. It was not "invented" the last 10 years or so when the "social media scene munchers" started getting together to beat the hell out of each other on a Friday night. I can't believe some of the stupidity I come across. As in having to explain to some of these self titled "experts" what BDSM means. Many don't even know what the acronym means, and neither do some know that the "S" came from a guy known as Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade and the "M" from a guy known as Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch. The S&M are from their last names. 

So, contracts and all that. We, human beings, with a bit of effort are fantastic at understanding each other, in reading body language, picking up on voice inflections, moans, facial expressions etc. We understand what a smile means, a wink, a nod, and when someone is upset and glaring. We can discern the difference between a friendly wave and that of someone waving the middle finger. We can understand the symbolism of a bow, or a curtsy, versus an aggressive posture or stance. 

Hot and horny sex is great. Spontaneity is hot. That heat, that passion, that lust, when your sex is on fire. Those spur of the moment events, when hormones kick in, action and reaction, one feeding off of the other, it's one of the best things in life. This has served humanity well for...millions of years, and it still does, both in everyday life and in vanilla and kinky sex. Who would bother watching/reading a romance movie, or a romance book, a porn movie or whatever... if, right when the hero and the damsel were getting ready to engage in coitus or bondage, they stopped, paused, sat down with their lawyers and started writing and reading contracts and spending hours negotiating details? No one would watch/read that...no one. I would posit that this is where "real life" BDSM relationships, habits and the whole dynamic, conflicts with the "munch/party" world. Those that engage in this in real life, versus the part timers that do it at some public venue, are not the same. 

I'm not saying one is better than the other, (scratch that, actually I will say it, real life is 100 times better) and no one should ever be forced to do something against their will, but some of this is insane. And it's one of the reasons that less and less people attend munches and play parties...myself included. No way in hell am I getting involved with all that nonsense.  

Plus, it has to be pointed out that the main pushers of this are women. I'm increasingly bothered by the emasculation of men. I'm not talking about basic good manners, or cross dressing, or fetishes. I'm talking about every day, all day, there are millions of posts from women (and sometimes men) in mainstream news and articles, on blogs, fetish websites, Fetlife, Reddit, Twitter, you name it, blaming men for how they are, for simply existing. For how they think, act, walk, talk, drive, work, sleep, fuck, and whatever else. My point is, this ongoing wussification of men, that effort, is no good. Men are men. They are how they are, because that's how they were born. If some hyper politically correct, drama queen, pearl clutching, bitching and complaining women don't like it, men should tell them to fuck off and go buy a dildo. When the endless whining and crying from a bunch of perpetual malcontent females has reached the point that it's getting on my nerves...no wonder men want nothing to do with some of them. Just being male does *not* automatically make them "toxic" and all the simps and whining women with their talking points and hashtags, can either deal with it, or fuck off. :)

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I don't actually have a job, but if I did, this is how I'd spend my lunch hour. :) 

 
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Poor Pelosi, she had a rough week (not that I am at all a supporter of hers). Her 82 year old husband had his Porsche slammed into by another driver, but then he then got arrested for a DUI. And, the Catholic church is saying she can't recieve holy communion based on her stance on abortion. Whatever. My point is...who would take orders from celibate virginal (supposedly) old men...that wear fucking hats like this? Please tell me how it is that a bunch of celibate geriatrics are "experts" and are authorities on sex, and all things sex related.  :) 

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Young romance...

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This cartoon appears to depict Indian people, but you could pretty much replace any nationality and end up with the same thing.  :) 

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After a serious bout of food poisoning, this guy on vacation spent the night in a Moroccan emergency room. The bill was $31. Same thing in the USA would be $2000 to $10,000. 
Comments from a few people from his TikTok account: 
“Americans when they learn that healthcare ain’t that expensive and is free in some countries,” one user wrote. 
And another commenter said: 
“Umm...do americans not realise it's like this almost everywhere in the world…,” another user agreed.

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A brief comment on cuckoldry. On a forum someone asked me how my cuckolds cock and sex skills compare to the superior cocks and skills of my lovers. 

My reply: How does cheap ground beef, undercooked and not flavored...


Compare to a choice perfectly seasoned and cooked Kobe steak?  :)

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The amount of popups, pop unders, side bar ads, the spam, the relentless endless pushing of products from most websites, both large and small...is just brutal. I'm actually spending less and less time online, partially due to being busy with other things, but the stupidity of advertizers and how they insult people with their ads...is brutally overbearing.  :) 

 
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That's...what she said.  :) 

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Random Stupidity. :)

                                   

She is totally...not playing fair.  :) 


 American science communicator, astrophysicist, STEM advocate Sarafina Nance is calling out internet trolls following her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit debut. "Women aren’t objects. We don’t exist for conception. The point is that we can be everything, and anything, we want. Period. I wanted to show that women can pursue our dreams, defy stereotypes and be anything we want to be, no matter what.”




I love vintage black and white photos. 



Uh-oh. Some women are going to have figure out another..."career".  :) 



Yea, the medical establishment and what they bill for in the USA is...just fine.  :)



We all know Shaq is big...but this is insane. I mean, Stephen Colbert is probably...what, 6' tall or something? Sheesh...



Patrick Hernandez...rocking some sort of skirt or something.

 

Who is Patrick Hernandez you might ask? 


Bad video quality, but hey, it's old. Some people might find it interesting that Madonna did backup vocals and dancing for this 1979 disco hit when she was just starting out.

"Righteous Brothers"
 "You've Lost That Loving Feeling."


And not that it matters, but Cher is one of the back up singers in the song/video above.

Friday, May 20, 2022

Humiliating E-mail to my Cuckold...


(My cuckold husband never reads my blog. So, I'm writing this post (and sending him the link) with the express instructions to read it, thoroughly, repeatedly, while pointing out the reason I'm posting it here is simply...to increase his public humiliation. Italicized text below is from my book "Cuckold Journal".)

Cocky, you should think about the new word of the day, GLOPPY, and hope you don't have to deal with that word first hand, because gloppy semen is harder to choke down.  You would have a much easier time cleaning up wet and runny sperm from my pussy.  However, if it's pungent and strong to your sense of smell, the texture and consistency won't matter, right?  Either way, you will have to clean it up, and don't make it any harder than it has to be.  The more you resist, the more I will be convinced that your mouth is not exposed enough to the semen of a real man.  Resisting will only make me think you need to deal with a fresher load of sperm.  What could be fresher than taking it straight from the source?  
Don't make it harder than it has to be Cocky....Good night. 


Cocky, remember when I wrote you the above email some time back...and told you this is what would happen one day? I have not forgotten, and your time is coming, sooner than you think. From the source cocky, you will be taking that sticky, pungent load of superior man sperm, thick, creamy, but with little chunks, directly from...the source.   :)


Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Random Stupidity. :)

Just wondering...have I told you to suck my balls yet today?
No?
Alrighty then... :)


Just curious, if anyone ever tried out the website Locanto? From what I gather, it's sort of a Craigslist, where anything from clothes, cars to dates can be advertized. So, I'm think of running an ad for lovers, but am wondering if it's worth the effort.  
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The Jetsons Flying Car...Has Arrived.  :) 


Jetson ONE - Take Off in Tuscany


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Found online snark, based on a models covershoot:  :) 
Until they feature a non-binary, plus-sized Chinese leprechaun with red hair and webbed feet who identifies as a yak, I'll remain unimpressed. Non-binary plus-sized Chinese leprechauns with red hair and webbed feet who identify as a yak matter.
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In the category of learning something new every day, I just came across a whole section of the fetish world known as "Black domestic discipline", which I never even knew existed. Anyone curious, Google the term for links to websites, YouTube videos etc


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I'm all for interracial breeding, but I draw the line at interspecies copulation!  :) 



That’s the conclusion of a British employment tribunal who ruled that using the word could be “inherently related to sex” and amount to a form of discrimination.

No, no it isn't you fucking idiots. Something "inherently related to sex" is not the same as sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is innuendo, not giving a raise without a blowjob, pressuring for a date and examples like that. Besides, this is saying a woman with a bald head (due to choice or disease) does not qualify...as only men can? Morons... :)




Why would anyone be surprised? This religious fruitcake has for years persecuted gay adults...his stupid ass probably assumes "trans" automatically equates "gay" as well.  :) 




Yep, I have thin, fine brown hair. 
My husband has full, lush, wavy, thick blond hair.
This planet is not fucking fair.  :) 



DamnitToHell!
Those Pjs, are getting more action than I am.  :) 


Some people complain that strippers are "cold" and sort of "plastic"...
This is not going to be an improvement.  :) 

 
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I make and sell long ones...
  



I make and sell shorter ones...



I also got perverted mannequins...which are not for sale.
I'm not a pimp damnit!    :)


Saturday, May 14, 2022

Weekend (Sheesh) Update. :)


This post sponsored by Ganja & related inhalable, flammable, intoxicating substances. :) 

Rush - A Passage To Bangkok (with Lyrics)




Prime Minister of Finland, Sanna Marin.
All education, rationality and class. 


Insane Republican female politicians in the USA.  :)


Republicans...the self titled party of "small government".  :)

On a serious note, abortion is currently still legal in the USA. The laws regulating it already varied from state to state, but nothing has changed yet. I see posts from people online that indicate they think the SCOTUS leak means all abortion is off the table, right now, in all states, in perpetuity...which is not correct. People also need to keep in mind it's just a draft at this point. It is possible that the sane members of SCOTUS might make it so nothing changes. And it's likely that states that do allow it, will enact legislation to keep it legal, as the SCOTUS determination, if it passes, only means it's a states rights issue, and not something federally protected. Plus Congress can/might pass a law allowing it, circumventing anything SCOTUS does, or can do. There are a myriad of things that could happen...it seems like so many people have a defeatist attitude and have accepted it as a foregone conclusion.

Just to reiterate, one or two members of SCOTUS might change their votes. As for the states, some might allow it, some will not, but some that claim they will not, might have a change of heart. It's one thing for the pompous jackasses to spew talking points and soundbites when it is law, to appeal to their voters, it's quite another thing when it comes down to the state level, and wives, daughters, mothers and sisters are putting pressure on the mostly old white guys that run the majority of state legislatures. We have a couple months to make our voices heard, and then about a half a year to make our voices heard again, meaning prior to and during the midterm elections where control of congress usually switches sides. Giving in, giving up, is defeatism, people should not do that. 

The archaic, near antediluvian flawed legal concept that fundamentalist Christian fruitcake Alito is using, could mean a reversal on gay rights and gay marriage, interracial sex, sodomy laws and many other examples. This is where the hope is over the next couple of months, one or more of the other conservative judges will see the potential negatives and unconstitutionality of it, across the board, and realize it could mean endless chaos, crime, civil strife and even civil war, and it means SCOTUS would become irrelevant. Polls show 60% to 75% of Americans support choice. Having a few theocrats wanna-be's on the Supreme Court create a new legal framework which could undo nearly 250 years of civil rights, and 50 years of womens choice, is not going to work, the US is not Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan.

There are already news articles and bills being proposed to cut Plan B, and even birth control. People, often in the gay community, sort of mock heterosexuals with the term "breeders", but for the truly insane religious nutcases that espouse the "breeder" concept, that means they want to "breed", as in reproduce, as in fecundity, you know, philoprogenitive results of coitus, so they prefer neither condoms nor abortions, and these crazy fucks think the bible tells them this should be law. Don't believe me? Just ask the Vatican.  :)


Just a few "unrelated" images to the above post...
Hardcore religious fundamentalist Christians. 
Hardcore religious fundamentalist Muslims.

 



I'd never make it as a Professional Dominatrix...


It's a wardrobe thing... :) 


In the off chance someone doesn't get the following meme...
"Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round."  ~ Queen


Off topic question, how often do you wash and wax your car?
Mine's looking a little...rough around the edges.  :) 

 




18 year old Mike Tyson's 20 inch neck. 





We now interrupt this blog post to insert a photo of a very happy and pleasant frog.  :)


Gucci's $490 swimsuit that is not suitable for swimming.




We now pause for a word from "The Killers" about..."Runaways".  :)



From their article: In case you're looking for a design that's a little more specific than what's offered, companies like Fetish Furniture Factory will also offer you the "design and building instructions" so that you can customize your chair with all the kink you desire.

"Face sitting can be wonderful but muscle fatigue, leg cramps, backaches and reduced circulation can often mean you don't fully relax and enjoy the experience. If you won't be fully satisfied....what's the point? You should be lounging in comfort ... while receiving oral service." ~ Vanessa Chaland 

You know what's odd...I don't even really remember making this particular Queening chair. 
I guess that happens when you've made 1000s.  :)


And now...a nonsensical incoherent Trump Ramble. Keep in mind...74,222,958 confused souls voted for this buffoonish cowardly, traitorous, whiny little bitch.  :) 



Trump said: “And once and for all, Joe Biden should put the question to rest — I don’t think we really need to know the answer because we already do — by taking a cognitive test and releasing the results for the entire world to see. Just like I did.” “I did it! I got tired of these fake stories from these fake reporters. Then I took the test. And Ronnie Jackson, Doc Ronnie, right? He’s Doc Ronnie, he’s Admiral Ronnie, and he’s now Congressman Ronnie from Texas. He’s a great man. And he was the doctor of Bush and Obama, younger Bush, who got us into the Middle East. He did a great job, didn’t he? One of the worst presidents in our history, whether you like him or not, whether you like a Republican or not. He got us into the Middle East. He should be ashamed of himself for what he did. And he never got us out. And neither did Obama get us out. But I got you out. With the support of all of these patriots, and he should take the test. And by the way, everybody running for president should be forced to take this test. You see that now,” said Trump. “And I started by saying our country’s at the most dangerous point in history. That’s so true. And we have people, some of them maybe don’t care? Others don’t get it. They’re not into the world of deals or psychology or dealing with other people. But this is the most dangerous. And, you know, now they’re all bragging about what they did. Let Ukraine take the credit. But you gotta get out. They gotta make a deal. Gotta make a deal. Russia’s gonna make a deal. They would make a deal. Ukraine should make a deal. There’s not a lot left, though. You know, the, the time to do it was at the beginning before it started. It would have never happened. Even if they didn’t make a deal, it would have never happened. I spoke to Putin about it a lot, and I told him what would happen if it did. And he understood that. And we never had, you know, a lot of people they say, actually a lot of the radical left say, we agree that if Trump were president that would not have happened. That’s just such a horrible thing. But they knew that it was not something that was going to. And the fact is, for four years, it didn’t happen. So never even thought about – nor did Taiwan happen with President Xi of China. That didn’t happen. With the support of all the patriots here tonight, we saved our country once and together we will save our country again”. 


 


Pennsylvania will be holding primaries for governor and senator, but The Philadelphia Inquirer won’t be endorsing Republicans this year because the paper says none are “operating in the same reality.”


Meanwhile on Facebook...

 

 

Texas...this weekend. 

 

North Korea at night.
Notice, both North Korea and Texas...are run by dumbfucks. 

 

If straight guys doing gay porn for money is called "Gay for Pay"...
Woudn't an actress doing the same thing be called a "Thespian Lesbian"?  :)


I hope you appreciate and enjoy my posts. I feel a decently written post should include snark, sarcasm, proper eloquence, backed up with substance, attitude, expletives, and either nudity or Disco pants. And now, back to my...Ganja & related inhalable, flammable, intoxicating substances. The End.  :)