Monday, May 30, 2022

Lets Talk About Sex & Stuff. :)


Conjugal Debt (also known as Marital Debt) the notion that one spouse is obligated to provide sex to the other spouse, has existed for centuries. In some cultures and certain religions, it was and still is deemed legally binding and biblically based, and it is not optional. The issue of consent is occasionally mentioned, but not often, and the concept of it is often (again) based on various cultures and religions respectively.

In Medieval times, if a husband was not able to promptly propagate and properly plow her furry fertile field of primed pussy to produce prodigy, philoprogenitive production, it was presumed he was impotant and unable to copulate cuntally with carefree keenness (alliteration spazz out, lol, sorry everyone). 

So, one of the ways that they decided whether or not the husband was at fault, was to have him stand before several prostitutes, wank on his dick, stroke it and jack off, so the "witnesses" could verify whether or not his dick worked. If not, the wife was entitled to a divorce. (This is actually well documented from very old Scottish court records, so it's not myth. It was a regular court procedure, to prove or disprove whether or not a husband was impotent.) 

Never mind for the moment, performance anxiety, meaning some guys cocks might function just fine at home, but standing in a cold room, perhaps first thing in the morning, hung over, in front of a bunch of mocking hookers, he might not be able it get it up. Sure, I know some guys with a small penis humiliation or a CFNM fetish might find this arousing, but keep in mind that this "cock test" determined whether or not he stayed married, plus, if he failed, he was derided, mocked, disparaged and laughed at around town. Okay, so I can see I'm not "selling it" to hardcore humiliation fetishists, lol, you still like it.

But, bear in mind, that most marriages back then were a business arrangement. At least as far as the upper class, the noble class and any "royalty". Marriages were arranged to keep blood lines "pure" and were usually set up between father and prospective groom, where the female/daugher/bride was chattel, had little or no say in the matter. In many cases, the groom was years older than the bride, often decades older, and as the young nymph had her own lustful needs, she was fucking the footmen, the stable boys, the cooks, guards, the ladies in waiting...you name it. Royal Slutty Sluts...can't beat 'em.  :) 


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Okay, consent is consent, we all know that, and we know what it is. And I get that some people enjoy or are aroused by BDSM contracts that covers whatever aspects they deem essential or warranted to suit their needs, and of course people in munches or play parties want to "negotiate" a scene, but some people have gone off the fucking deep end with this. 


What I mean is...I keep seeing "scene munchers" railing about contracts and screaming that anyone that does not agree with them, or does not partake in it, is "obviously" a predator, a violater, someone deranged and dangerous...and to be avoided. To which I say...Fuck you.

BDSM, sex, kinky sex, fetish, it's all as old as humankind is. It was not "invented" the last 10 years or so when the "social media scene munchers" started getting together to beat the hell out of each other on a Friday night. I can't believe some of the stupidity I come across. As in having to explain to some of these self titled "experts" what BDSM means. Many don't even know what the acronym means, and neither do some know that the "S" came from a guy known as Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade and the "M" from a guy known as Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch. The S&M are from their last names. 

So, contracts and all that. We, human beings, with a bit of effort are fantastic at understanding each other, in reading body language, picking up on voice inflections, moans, facial expressions etc. We understand what a smile means, a wink, a nod, and when someone is upset and glaring. We can discern the difference between a friendly wave and that of someone waving the middle finger. We can understand the symbolism of a bow, or a curtsy, versus an aggressive posture or stance. 

Hot and horny sex is great. Spontaneity is hot. That heat, that passion, that lust, when your sex is on fire. Those spur of the moment events, when hormones kick in, action and reaction, one feeding off of the other, it's one of the best things in life. This has served humanity well for...millions of years, and it still does, both in everyday life and in vanilla and kinky sex. Who would bother watching/reading a romance movie, or a romance book, a porn movie or whatever... if, right when the hero and the damsel were getting ready to engage in coitus or bondage, they stopped, paused, sat down with their lawyers and started writing and reading contracts and spending hours negotiating details? No one would watch/read that...no one. I would posit that this is where "real life" BDSM relationships, habits and the whole dynamic, conflicts with the "munch/party" world. Those that engage in this in real life, versus the part timers that do it at some public venue, are not the same. 

I'm not saying one is better than the other, (scratch that, actually I will say it, real life is 100 times better) and no one should ever be forced to do something against their will, but some of this is insane. And it's one of the reasons that less and less people attend munches and play parties...myself included. No way in hell am I getting involved with all that nonsense.  

Plus, it has to be pointed out that the main pushers of this are women. I'm increasingly bothered by the emasculation of men. I'm not talking about basic good manners, or cross dressing, or fetishes. I'm talking about every day, all day, there are millions of posts from women (and sometimes men) in mainstream news and articles, on blogs, fetish websites, Fetlife, Reddit, Twitter, you name it, blaming men for how they are, for simply existing. For how they think, act, walk, talk, drive, work, sleep, fuck, and whatever else. My point is, this ongoing wussification of men, that effort, is no good. Men are men. They are how they are, because that's how they were born. If some hyper politically correct, drama queen, pearl clutching, bitching and complaining women don't like it, men should tell them to fuck off and go buy a dildo. When the endless whining and crying from a bunch of perpetual malcontent females has reached the point that it's getting on my nerves...no wonder men want nothing to do with some of them. Just being male does *not* automatically make them "toxic" and all the simps and whining women with their talking points and hashtags, can either deal with it, or fuck off. :)

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I don't actually have a job, but if I did, this is how I'd spend my lunch hour. :) 

 
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Poor Pelosi, she had a rough week (not that I am at all a supporter of hers). Her 82 year old husband had his Porsche slammed into by another driver, but then he then got arrested for a DUI. And, the Catholic church is saying she can't recieve holy communion based on her stance on abortion. Whatever. My point is...who would take orders from celibate virginal (supposedly) old men...that wear fucking hats like this? Please tell me how it is that a bunch of celibate geriatrics are "experts" and are authorities on sex, and all things sex related.  :) 

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Young romance...

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This cartoon appears to depict Indian people, but you could pretty much replace any nationality and end up with the same thing.  :) 

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After a serious bout of food poisoning, this guy on vacation spent the night in a Moroccan emergency room. The bill was $31. Same thing in the USA would be $2000 to $10,000. 
Comments from a few people from his TikTok account: 
“Americans when they learn that healthcare ain’t that expensive and is free in some countries,” one user wrote. 
And another commenter said: 
“Umm...do americans not realise it's like this almost everywhere in the world…,” another user agreed.

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A brief comment on cuckoldry. On a forum someone asked me how my cuckolds cock and sex skills compare to the superior cocks and skills of my lovers. 

My reply: How does cheap ground beef, undercooked and not flavored...


Compare to a choice perfectly seasoned and cooked Kobe steak?  :)

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The amount of popups, pop unders, side bar ads, the spam, the relentless endless pushing of products from most websites, both large and small...is just brutal. I'm actually spending less and less time online, partially due to being busy with other things, but the stupidity of advertizers and how they insult people with their ads...is brutally overbearing.  :) 

 
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That's...what she said.  :) 

23 comments:

  1. All I can say is’You are amazing’

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    1. All I can say is..."Thank you, wondering why anyone is amazed at my boring rambling and babbling." :)

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  2. I agree with you about the bdsm “rule makers”. Trying to take all the fun out of it…..:)

    But what do you have against Nancy? Anybody who garners that much hate, for that many years, from the pinheads can’t be all bad:)!

    The party of stupid has used her name like she’s the devil herself, to raise money from their uneducated “Christian” masses since she became speaker 16 years ago. Guess what people…..the morons only think that white strait men are suitable to lead us. Tell me again why 56 percent of white women votes for trump over Hillary?

    Obviously they were good little Christian ladies following the good book:). Well look what that got them…. Kavanaugh, Gorsuch and the baby breeder Barrett

    We are all truly fucked:). Pinheads!

    WC

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    1. I don't hate Nancy, I just find her to be useless. Being a born rich lady from San Fran and getting elected to Congress and then doing...nothing unique, serves no purpose to the USA. She's just another hairdo... :)

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  3. Ms. Chaland I do believe you are quite modest. You do possess quite a talent for putting the spotlight on a lot of different subjects in the world around us, and cause some of us to pay attention and use our noggins a little...and you seem to fairly represent your subject material from various points of view....in your comments for sure.....and you do have quite an attractive penchant for the use of alliteration....unlike any I have seen before....very special.....
    In this post I particularly enjoyed your pictorial analogy to the answer to the difference in skills between a cuckhold’s cock and a superior cock....a hell of a set of balls on that Kobe steak. Bravo to your whole posting.

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  4. Bravo Big Boisterous Bodacious Bull Cock Kudos Compliment...got it. Thanks for the comment. :)

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  5. Vanessa I love you work! And reread all of your one of a kind books. Please save all your blog posts to be repurposed in the future with multiple books.

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    1. Thank you, truly, I mean that. Not sure about turning blogs posts into a book, that sounds like a lot of work actually. :)

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  6. Ms. Chaland, you are astounding, awe-inspiring, awesome, appealing, alluring and alliterative.

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    1. Very nice of you to say, but you forgot arrogant, and an ass. :)

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  7. well.....mmmmmm...I think that would be ungentlemanly of me....but yes I have noticed from your writings you do possess a very strong sense of self confidence....and OK perhaps a tad of spice....and maybe a little sadistic pleasure at times thrown in

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    1. Saucy snarky spicey sadistic sesquipedalianism...got it. :)

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  8. Ok..."sesquipedalianism"....a stiff uppercut to the groin....stunning and took my breath away.....for a while....admittedly I had no idea....but after a little investigation....your vocabulary is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.....and pretty impressive. Thanks sincerely for the learning....

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    1. My motormouth loquacious verbose verbosity is tantamount to a rancid pile of floccinaucinihilipilification. Hey, I read the backs of a lot of cereal boxes, lol, what can I say. :)

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  9. You are the queen of the p words

    Prurient is one that will work well with your prose. Prurient people or prurient pulsating purple penis or what trump likes to grope:)

    You do have prurient grasp of vocabulary!!:)

    WC

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  10. Trump likes to grope "hamberders" and tax payer dollars. Anyway, I find your comment particularly perturbable, pertaining to my personal pruriency per penises or pussies, perhaps pumped and primed, pumping and pounding...or not. :)

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  11. Interesting rendition of ancient customs of determining why husbands might not be able to perform sexually. I am afraid if I was called to prove it in front of all those people I would find myself divorced. I get shy around others. I would not pass the audition of a porn star. I dont know why it happens but it does....maybe that is why my natural state is of a cuckold...at this point I embrace it.

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    1. Some would say, embracing sexual inferiority is a mighty manly thing to do...but of course *I* would never suggest such a thing as...I am way too fucking polite. :)

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  12. I definitely prefer cleaning up seasoned Kobe compared to the bland under cooked whatever it is that I can offer up.

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