Sunday, September 30, 2018

Unexpected Butt Sex Toys? :)

I had a couple visitors earlier today. The details don't matter, but I don't know them very well. Anyway, I noticed they (older married couple) both did multiple glances in the direction of a "device" (shown in the photos below)...and after they left I finally figured out why. 

They may have assumed this was some sort of butt sex dildo device or something. Its not. Its simply a quicky thing I made to allow me to take photos of items on a mannequin. Two prongs insert in "her" leg holes, the other inserts into a tripod.  
Damn perverts.  :) 

But, this does remind me of the radio prank about "butt plugs"
Its old, but still makes me laugh.  :)








Forced Feminization Illustration Art.






Kaaren Sissy --- Qutdoors Queening Chair

You mentioned me with a link to the photo. As I am currently persona non grata on Google+ I can't reply to you there. They suspended by account for two weeks. As you know, I only post "sanitized" photos there....so I think their censorship bots got confused by one picture I posted of a strap laying across a bare bottom. Sadly, the "bare bottom" photo was of my...mannequin.  Artificial "intelligence" my ass....or at least my mannequins ass, lol.  

Anyway, I would love to know the story behind this.  :) 


Thursday, September 27, 2018

People Who Lived to 100 Share Their Secrets to a Long, Healthy Life.

One of the things I found interesting about this article is...how many of them ignored much of the medical advice, dieting advice, and how some of them drink, smoke, consume much chocolate and cake, and pretty much just live an enjoyable life.  :) 




Hot or not?
Either of them, or both?
Its beautifully made clothing and accessories, that's for sure. 


Monday, September 24, 2018

Los Pantalones Cortos. :)


 





Computer - Geek - Tech - Nerd Question...Already Answered. PSA

(I had a computer problem. I posted the following on Fetlife asking for ahelp. Below is my original post, followed by the message thread with the guy who helped. As there is good advice its a PSA.)  :)

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Is it considered rude to call people "nerds"? I mean, a long time ago it was an insult from the "jocks". But now, the nerds own computer companies and write apps and make billions, and the jocks work for them. :)

Yesterday I had my PC on and went to forage for food. When I came back the monitor would not "wake up". So after some time I drug out an older PC from the closet and hooked it up to the "same" monitor using the "same" power cord and it works just fine...which I am using to type out this fascinatingly enthralling missive. :)

So a bit ago I rehooked up the "new" PC (its a couple years old) using once again the "same" monitor and cord and....nothing. Like an asexual cuckold without Viagra...nothing. The light comes on, the screen will flash the brand name or something, then some sort of message about not having a connection and....zilch. Nothing....like a limp dicked cuckold...no action, no power, no juice, nothing for Vanessa to "use".

As I live in a smallish area and can't really take my PC down to the local repair shop, due to the enormous quantity of homemade porn on it, would by chance anyone have a suggestion as to how to fix this issue? If so, it would be appreciated. Getting tech support from regular online sources is lame because no matter what you write out, about 99% of the time...the cretins will tell you to....update your browser. :) 
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K
Hi I'm K. I saw your post, and I might be able to help. I'm going to skip the part of asking if "nerd" is a rude term.

The current PC you mentioned, the one that wouldn't "wake up" the monitor, is it a laptop, or a boxy tower unit? Same question for the one that did work.

We can call them PC-A and PC-B. PC-A being the not working one. Did you just swap in PC-B, same cords, same everything except for the unit itself?


VanessaChaland
Both are tower PC's.
I swapped the cord and monitor between the two.


K
That's good. It eliminates that cord and monitor as issues, and now we know that it's happening because of PC-A. Depending on how it's setup, 1 of 2 things has happened:

1 - while your computer was idle, it decided to install an update the screwed up your video settings. While annoying, a hard reset (power plug pulled from the back, wait 10 sec, plug it back in and power on) will usually fix it. This isn't unheard of, and I've had updates reset things before.

2a - Video card / chipset issue. Some systems use a stand alone video processing card, usually for mid to high end gaming systems, or for rendering video or 3D drawings (like for architects and such). If that's the case, then the card could have some loose and just needs to be pushed back in (this is called 'reseating').

2b - A small power surge could have fried your video card / video chipset. This isn't likely if your stuff is plugged into a surge protector, but it's possible.

If you want to text me a picture of the back of the machine so that I can see the layout of all the ports and plugs, then I can tell you if you have a standalone video card or not.


VanessaChaland
Overwhelmed with advice ...let me try to your first suggestion first and see what happens from there. 



K
I totally understand. I used to work a corporate help desk for stuff like this, and it always seemed like some smart ass manager had some "useful" advice. Take your time, and don't worry. Most likely this will end up being something fairly simple in its cause and solution.



VanessaChaland
Okay, I plugged the cord back in, turned it on, it flashed that grey screen with a error message, I saw the word "Processor" and then it says hit escape key. Of course they give you one second to do that, so I missed it. Anyway, the screen turned blue, then the background page came on but with no login window. So, I turned it off at the button again, started it again and it went to the background. I was hitting escape key prior to that but it didn't matter. Getting two photos ready now..

VanessaChaland
Loaded two photos on my profile. One of the back of the PC, the other of the monitor where its on....but with no login window thingie.


K
Ok, that's odd. If you got to the login screen there, then things should be back to normal. But there isnt a login prompt.

So, you definitely don't have a standalone video card. Yours is part of the computer main board. It's an embedded video card. It's pretty common. Do you have your mouse or keyboard plugged in?


K
If windows managed to load to the point that it's showing the pre-login screen, then the system was most likely trying to update. Automatic updates seem to always fuck things up. The happen just because your computer sees you're not doing anything and it just starts to run.


VanessaChaland
I do not have mouse and keyboard plugged into the malfunctioning one at this moment.



K
Plug in your keyboard and see if you press any keys you can get the login prompt to pop up. Mine comes up with just the walpaper and no login box also, and I have to hit a key to bring up the login box. 


VanessaChaland
Okay, going to unplug the plugs and replug the plugs so...back in about 17.3 years. :)


VanessaChaland
It worked!


K
I'm glad your system is up and running now.


VanessaChaland
I truly and sincerely do appreciate your advice. And I'm going to do a blog post about this (with your name removed obviously) as it may assist others in the future. :)


K
I'm happy to help. Nothing sucks worse than needing a working computer and having it just sit there. I mean you know it's not "actually" laughing at you, but even still, it does feel like somebody is fucking with you somewhere. Have a great night :)




All relationships with women are cuckoldry???





Friday, September 21, 2018

Rush: Fastest Growing New Fan Demographic? Young White Women and Black Guys.

I'm not sure if others are aware of the whole "video reaction" thing on YouTube, but apparently its a huge thing. I am usually way behind on things, new trends, technology, fashion, cultural things such as this....but apparently many people do this and presumably if they get enough hits, their channel gets paid. Anyway, when I'm sitting here editing or whatever, I sometimes watch some of them and its interesting to me how younger people, people from different backgrounds are always so stunned that only "3 guys" can create so much sound. A search will bring up numerous people from numerous channels doing the same, but I like these two guys because you can tell they have a musical background and training and based on that, knowing how difficult it can be to be proficient with an instrument, or with so many instruments, their effusive reactions are genuine.  :)



Is anyone familiar of the origins of this photo?


Instagram’s Community Guidelines Now Ban ‘Sexually Explicit Language’




Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Make up your own damn blog post title. :)


This is just a great photo. 





If I was a Panda....:)




When you don't *really* want to work out...but still want attention.

 

Oh wait...cancel the above comment I made about working out.  :)


Sunday, September 16, 2018

Am I the Best? "We Don't Need No Stinking Badges"!! :)

Its nice of them to give me a "Best Seller" badge. 
But as I'm pretty much the only one that sells them, I'm competing against myself. 

Plus..."We Don't Need No Stinking Badges".  :) 




Saturday, September 15, 2018

Cuckolds know all about "Holes" .

I can not believe you feel for that title.    :)

We have a plumbing leak so my husband is digging on the inside of the yard and the plumbers will do the outside (because of my dogs I don't like strangers in the yard). As my property is terraced, its almost a 6 foot deep hole. Its good for cuckolds to be in a deep, dark wet hole once in awhile.  :) 


So while he digs holes....I give the dogs chicken broth Popsicle's. 
Yes, there is a dog hiding under the tree.  ;) 



I think the following is a mathematical equation that cuckolds use to try to "prove" they have an average size dick. If you're measuring in fractions boys ( 5 & a half, 6 & a quarter, etc) its small. :)


 

It looks like a street gang, of feral thug cats.  :)