FaceTime? Meaning like...this?

  

                                

New research indicates that women are more likely to fall asleep after sex than men.

New research indicates that women are more likely to fall asleep after sex than men. 

Yea, yea, that's all good and interesting...but it still doesn't explain why so many women are falling asleep *during* sex.  :)

Pants!!

Thought I had a brainstorm on how to use all my unwanted pants.

Just slip them off (along with my panties) and sew them into a face mask.

But then it occurred to me...no one would want those right?

So, pressing on... :)

 

 

"Praise" for Donald Trump.

From a SmartAss... 

Our President is such an authoritative alpha male figure with his thick meaty hands and tall athletic build. His lush head of hair could easily be compared to a dominant male lion in its prime. His amazing encyclopedic vocabulary creates tears in the eye and a lump in the throat as he speaks with such smooth elegance like a seasoned playwright. And let’s not forget his solid commitment to marriage vows and faithfulness to Melania. It is awe inspiring his ability to function at such a high level, pushing through his bone spur pain. 

(Found Online) 

 

1965 camper with a boat for its top.

They made really cool looking stuff back in those days.  :)

Ohh....its gonna get ugly the next few months for the Democrats. 

Public Service Announcements. :)

 Some auto insurers giving refunds, here's how to get a break.

I know nothing about this auto insurance thing...but there are many people that had their income interrupted, so it might help.  :)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus PSA on Staying at Home.

 

Loreto Island.  

I want this island. :) 

 

 

 

Sauna in Finland. 

Andrea Bocelli - Amazing Grace. Easter Sunday.

How to Wear Panties...

This is the proper way to wear panties/bikini.

I highly suspect that some guys that have been buying my creations are...

Wearing them on their face.  :)

This could be me...just about any day of the week. :)

 

Feliz Happy Merry Easter Everyone!  :)

 

Female Grandalas are brown, the Males are blue.

How typical that the flamboyant fancy boys are the...pretty ones.  :)

 

This roofer must *really* love his job. 

  

                                

Japanese Government Allows Sex Workers in on Relief Package.

Japanese Government Allows Sex Workers in on Relief Package. 

They don't have a government dominated by brain dead fundamentalist sheep. 

Daily Snark in Memes...And Wholesome Videos. :)

Me...looking for Bull Cock.

But out on the ocean.

I guess that would make them....Aquatic Bulls.  :) 

  

Damnation...I got another DWI.  :)

 

Is the last sentence sarcasm?

Or just a bad choice of words?  :)

 

Spot on accurate. 

Sadly, far too many people won't even get the irony, or the reality of it. 

A condor gauges the wind, after being released into the wild.

                               

This next video amazes me...and its also hurts my brain. :)

Fibonacci, Me and Arben Vllasaliu, Digital, 2020

                               

Welcome to Finland! 

                              

                                   And, possibly the best video ever, anywhere, ever.

                                             Kid with cerebral palsy finishes triathlon.

This...is a Blog Post. :)

Bored people...trying to have some distracting fun. 

                                   

                          When you think you’re being discreet buying adult toys online...

 

 

Someone made Homer's spice rack from the Simpsons.

Obviously they did a lot of research...and matched it correctly. :)

Stracciatella maqui berry and white chocolate cheesecake.

This crater lake in Iceland merges with a powerful glacial river..and a surreal sunrise.

 

 Solar eclipse in the Arctic.

 

Setting all political details aside...what a stunning couple.