Musical Face Sitting Chairs...

Its a new game I'm developing.  :) 

You can always tell when my submissive is out of town, I quickly and easily get bored and start doing stupid silly things like this. I'll never understand how some people, kinky or vanilla, gay or straight and any variation or combination between, can maintain an out-of-town relationship. 

I'd go crazy nuts...okay...even crazier nuts then I am already.  :) 

Here's how much the President, Vice President and members of Congress get paid, even during a government shutdown...

President: $400,000, plus expense allowance of $50,000, a $100,000 non-taxable travel account and $19,000 for entertainment.

Vice President: $243,500 per year.

Speaker of the House: $223,500

Majority and Minority Leaders: $193,400

All other Representatives (including Delegates and Resident Commissioner from Puerto Rico): $174,000

Chief Administrative Officer: $172,500

Clerk of the House: $172,500

Sergeant at Arms: $172,500

Chaplain: $172,500

Legislative Counsel: $172,500

Law Revision Counsel: $172,500

Parliamentarian: $172,500

Inspector General: $172,500

Director, Interparliamentary Affairs: $172,500

General Counsel to the House: $172,500

Here's a breakdown of the annual salary of members, officers and officials of the Senate:

President pro tempore: $193,400

Majority and Minority Leaders: $193,400

All other Senators: $174,000

Secretary of the Senate: $172,500

Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper: $172,500

Legislative Counsel: $172,500

Legal Counsel: $172,500

Parliamentarian: $171,315

Chaplain: $160,787

By the way, Federal Minimum Wage is $7.25 an hour, as it has been since July 2009. 

These greedy fucking politicians have not raised it in...10 years. 

 

Now that Trump Made America Great Again by Making Mexico Pay for His Wall...

What's that you say?

Mexico told Trump to go fuck himself and refused to pay for the wall?

The government has been shut down for almost a month because Trump lied about making Mexico pay for the wall that only he and a few brain-dead morons think is a good idea? 

Whats that you're telling me? People aren't getting their paychecks, TSA employees are absent, the FDA isn't inspecting food and drugs, soon 38 million impoverished people will not be receiving their food and housing assistance, city buses will stop running and no new IPOs can be issued, people can't open new businesses because the offices that issue EIN numbers for LLCs are closed, and National Parks are overflowing with hooligans running over rare Joshua Trees in their 4x4s and ruining a very delicate ecosystem due to the Forest Rangers being sent home and our nation is at risk because the Coast Guard and Border Patrol are either at home or being forced to work for free and...I could go on for hours, or weeks and months.

That's a lot of fucking...."winning". 

Fuck Donald Coward Bone Spurs Traitor Trump.  :)  

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But back in the sane world....Don't you hate it when people place stickers on light poles.  :)

 

 

They call it a wine cellar...for me it would be a punishment room...but it would still be called the "Whine cellar" :) 

Check Out this Pimping Caddy. :)

Nah...I was joking. I got bored, & as I have so much left over wood, decided to make Caddies (Caddy's?) & was doing a play on words so the photos will get picked up by search engines.   

Vape Tank Stand - Vape Tank Storage - CBD Pens - Vape Pens - Desk Caddies. 

Vape Tank Stand - Vape Tank Storage - CBD Pens - Vape Pens - Desk Caddies. 

I had a squishy little orgasm when I saw the photo below...

Or maybe I just peed myself again.  :) 

Story of my life.

And its a "Short" story as well.  :) 

Pygophilia - Callipygian - Steatopygia - Ass Booty - Badunkadunk.

 Pygophilia 

pygophilia : A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to the human buttocks.

 Callipygian 

cal·li·pyg·i·an ˌkaləˈpijēən/ : Having well-shaped buttocks.

 

 Steatopygia

ste·at·o·py·gi·a/ : accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.

 

Skinny - Scrawny - No Ass - White Chick - Meaning...

Me!  :) 

Aaughh! I've been Outed! :)

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can (at 6:30 AM) and riding an electric cart in the parking lot, before being permanently banned. :) 

I finally found a perfect girl,

I could not ask for more,

Shes deaf and dumb and oversexed,

And owns a liquor store.   :)

 

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture

 

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture