Check Out this Pimping Caddy. :)

Nah...I was joking. I got bored, & as I have so much left over wood, decided to make Caddies (Caddy's?) & was doing a play on words so the photos will get picked up by search engines.   

Vape Tank Stand - Vape Tank Storage - CBD Pens - Vape Pens - Desk Caddies. 

Vape Tank Stand - Vape Tank Storage - CBD Pens - Vape Pens - Desk Caddies. 

I had a squishy little orgasm when I saw the photo below...

Or maybe I just peed myself again.  :) 

Story of my life.

And its a "Short" story as well.  :) 

Pygophilia - Callipygian - Steatopygia - Ass Booty - Badunkadunk.

 Pygophilia 

pygophilia : A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to the human buttocks.

 Callipygian 

cal·li·pyg·i·an ˌkaləˈpijēən/ : Having well-shaped buttocks.

 

 Steatopygia

ste·at·o·py·gi·a/ : accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.

 

Skinny - Scrawny - No Ass - White Chick - Meaning...

Me!  :) 

Aaughh! I've been Outed! :)

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can (at 6:30 AM) and riding an electric cart in the parking lot, before being permanently banned. :) 

I finally found a perfect girl,

I could not ask for more,

Shes deaf and dumb and oversexed,

And owns a liquor store.   :)

 

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture

 

Face Sitting Chair - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chair - BDSM Furniture

A Peachy Dory - Bowling Green Massacre Survivors - Covfefe Extravaganza!! :)

 

 

 

 

That's Fucking It!  

After reading the above...I'm moving to the serenity of the woods, where I can "talk" to animals I understand (because I often don't "get" human beings) and can find Big Cocks.  :)

 

 

The Official xHamster 2019 Porn Trend Report.

The Official xHamster 2019 Porn Trend Report.

Notice about recent change to automatic posting on Twitter and Google+.

No idea what the verbiage below means...but I'm sure its not for the benefit of the users.

  

Hello,

We’re writing to let you know of an update that may impact you. After January 31st, the ability to automatically post YouTube activity (uploads, liked videos, etc.) on Twitter and Google+ will no longer be available. We’ve found that sharing these actions with a custom message (instead of through automatically generated posts) provides a better experience for the sharer and their followers on other social networks.

You can continue to easily share videos to your social network. Here’s how:

On the watch page on any device: click Share, then click on the social network icon.

For more information on sharing videos, check out this help center article.

The YouTube Team

This Blog Post is Spam. Do Not Read It. I Forbid You to Click On...or to Read It!

WTF?

You clicked on it even with my stern warning?

Damn it to Hell!  :) 

See, for SEO (Search Engine Optimization) I have to post photos with tag words for new items I make...like the chair below which I just finished tonight. It needs a home, & will very soon find one... with a woman who wills her wantonly womanly womb to be wantonly worshiped  :)

Face Sitting Chairs - BDSM Furniture - Sex Furniture - Queening Stools - Queening Chairs  Smothering Boxes - Rimming Chairs  - Rimming Stools 

  

 

Me...in a past life. :)

I love this stairway and the windows. 

Face Sitting Chairs - BDSM Furniture - Sex Furniture - Queening Stools - Queening Chairs  Smothering Boxes - Rimming Chairs  - Rimming Stools