Queening Chairs - Spanking Benches

Friday, May 18, 2018

Vanessa Chaland...No Panties?

I was checking some search stats. The obvious/normal ones are the first few pages. The "good" stuff is back on like page 107. This is from one of my shops. Who goes to Amazon, EBay, Etsy and searches for things like this and are they expecting to find anything? Its a shop...not a porn site, lol. :)

Oral sex positions.

Butt Plug?

Its old....but a classic. :)
Prank Call - Butt Plug

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Queening Chair - Face Fuck...Cage...Seat? :)

I came across this on some social media site and have never seen one like it before. I would have to say...Bravo for the effort, its a great concept and a good idea, it shows they are indeed trying...but it just doesn't seem at all comfortable for the "face fuckee" on the bottom.

I like this design better.

But then I freely admit to being quite...biased. :)

As an American..."Get Chuffed" just sounds dirty. :)

I was going to write another book today so I got up early...

Then hit a slump...

My memory going limp like a limp dicked cuckolds dick...

And I suck at punctuation anyway....

So I took a nap instead. :)

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Women...on Top.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Marketing Yourself....To Yourself. :)

I don't know if I've mentioned this but we (husband and I) do martial arts. Anyway, he sometimes watches that MMA stuff and last night came across this while on YouTube. Apparently I'm paying to market my own whips...to myself.

Suns-O-Bitches. :)

Monday, May 14, 2018

Portraits Capture People's BDSM Style Against Their Everyday Looks.

"Everyday Looks"?

What the hell do they mean by that? :)

Hate filled homophobes, racists & bigots...I'm not wearing pants!

Please, seek help. Its a beautiful world filled with marvelous people, stunning landscape, gorgeous sunrises & sunsets, incredibly good food (fortunately, for those in 1st world countries) fascinating things to do, places to go, things to learn, people to share your life with. Don't sit at home being lonely & bitter and projecting your hardships and unrealized plans onto others while blaming them for your life. You don't have to live your life this way. If you're protecting large ruthless, greedy, polluting multinational companies over impoverished refugees, if you're supporting & protecting hate filled homophobes, misogynists, racists, bigots over those they oppress, that's who, & what you are.

We Are Who We Protect. :)

Welcome to the Age of the Twink.

UK Media: 16-Digit “Porn Pass” Codes To Be Sold By Retailers.

I don't know what any of this means as I'm just a simple 'Murican...but this is mouse bondage. :)

My objective is to show others that kink can be healthy, happy and fun.

Oh...Hello! :)

And to think about the nonsensical rules and laws that suppress us.

Somewhat true because as I've mentioned before:

I am a semi-misanthropic hermit who creates BDSM furniture, Queening chairs, Smother boxes, Spanking benches, whips, straps, clothing, Hotwife jewelry & body and/or masturbation lotion. I've written multiple books about my exploits, if you care to slog slowly through a myriad of my myopic slaggish musings. I am a Pro-Sarcastic Snarkatrix, Vocabularyistic Savantatrix & I know about your lingering lascivious licentious cuntalingus cunnilingual carnal lust you rapscallion reprobates. :)