Friday, January 12, 2018

Stroke it! Flaunt it! Suck it!

Cumming soon...to a hand near you!
(Laughs at sarcastic self.)  :)
 
 
 
Hey, if you got it...flaunt it.  :)
 
A surprised tourist was stopped from using a public toilet in a national park near Perth because a sexy kangaroo was striking a pose in the entrance.

 
 
 
This same activity works equally well for sissies, cuckolds, wimps and various submissive men.
Just mentioning that.  :)


 
Be who you are. 

Searches for Sex Robots and VR on Porn Sites Rocketed Up in 2017.

 

Fucking People. (You Know...Real Live People.)

I know I'm old fashioned....but when did human beings stop having sex with other human beings? I mean that room is full of nice healthy looking people. They should just throw the stupid doll away....and have a fucking orgy. With people. Fuck other people, real life people, I mean holy fuck people....have sex with other people.   :)
 

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Two Powerful Women -- And Sundry Stuff.

Now is a good time to remember that both Lady Freedom and Lady Justice are women. :)
 

 
 
Apparently a restaurant in Prague has a meal honoring, and named after...Ron Jeremy
 
 
 
Trump bragged about winning as POTUS his first try. First of all its a lie...just like most claims that come out of his mouth. Secondly, three past POTUS decided to troll him on Twitter.



 
 


Wisconsin school district settles transgender student’s suit.

 
We could probably pay off the national debt with what they wasted...endlessly losing as well. :)
 

Porn’s Greatest Deception: The Fake Cumshot.

Who knew?  :)
 

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Groundfridge chills food without electricity.

 
 
 
Need one of these as well. 


 
Regardless of what era your from....its all about the attitude.
 
 


Sunday, January 7, 2018

Covfefe :)

 
 



 
 



 
 
This little harlot Ladies and Gentlemen...
Is Covfefe  :)
 
 
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Saturday, January 6, 2018

Spanking Straps - Tawse - Taws.

 
 




 
 
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