Marijuana - Weed - Pot: Republicans/Democrats in Congress are joining forces to defeat Sessions’ war on weed.

I would hope so. Prohibition lasted about 13 years. This failed war on drugs has lasted about 50.

 

My "Staff".

Zeus. Customer Service. Always happy. I mean always, always, perpetually, frustratingly, even nauseatingly happy. Secretly wants to be an archeologist I think...he must, as he digs a lot of holes in his spare time.          

 

Fat Cat. Photographer. Lazy do nothing, lay around on cardboard all day, bossy, cantankerous, demanding, all around general pain in the butt.

 

Shay. Assistant: She runs the house, the yard, rules over the flock (gaggle, herd, school?) pack of dogs in my yard. 6 pounds of attitude.     

 

 Sumo. Security Consultant: Ankle biter. Literally. He likes to grab the back of my flip-flops or socks when I walk through the yard. His idea of fun, my feeling is I'm gonna need a neck brace soon.

 

Grey-Gray. Mid Life Crisis Kitty: She's having an identity crisis. Can't decide whether to spell her name Grey-Grey....or Gray-Gray. Secretly, I think she thinks she's a saber tooth tiger.    

 

Yoda. Criminal: This is a wanted poster. Yoda is wanted on multiple charges of stealing things from the garage/yard and hiding them in his dog house. Screwdrivers, rags, a bottle of Kahlua once (not a joke) and then feigns innocence. #1 Kibble reward offered.     

 

Misti. Tennis Ball Chewer: A fat Rottweiler with a one can a day habit of chewing tennis balls (three balls per can). 

                                                

 

Marka. Best Friend: Rottweiler...in heaven.          

Men Belong In The Kitchen. :)

Submissives Of The Future?

Easter Weekend Pontificating Postulation. (Pontificatrix?) :)

Its not a secret that I am not conventionally religious nor do I adhere to any specific doctrine. I have my own religious/spirituality and I'm just fine with that. Its mine, and my own alone.

However, we are mostly a "Christian" nation according to most people, and the GOP tends to think they have some superior authority and majority on those "Christian morals" and the "Family Values" and whatever other blathering platitudes they spew at high volume on their various programs.

So, we have this new POTUS and his swamp draining agenda (whatever the hell that means) and we've got his administration attacking....women, abortion, LGBTQ, trans people over restrooms, the environmental groups, Muslims, Mexicans, cranking up the war on poor people, mocking the disabled, immigrants, homeless, pretty much any and all disadvantaged group that exits...is fair game to the Trump Republican people and most members of the GOP Congress.

So, in the spirit of "their" own religion and its founders doctrines and agenda:
Pope makes Easter visit to fortress prison holding ex-Mafiosi.

 

 

Humility, grace, compassion, benevolence, altruism, forgiveness, charity and:

And the second is like it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is no other commandment greater than these.  ~ Jesus

Cuckolding...is it just me?

I find the actual "act" of cuckolding not quite as exciting as the before and after. By the "act" of course I mean the technical and literal point of having sex with another man. For me, a huge part of the "before and after" is as exciting as the "during". 

What I mean is when I have a date, with a recurring lover or a new one, I (usually) announce several days to my husband what my intentions are and when. This of course causes him great sexual anxiety, a tad bit of nervous jealousy.......which I thrive on. So there's a great deal of teasing, taunting, oblique references to sights, sounds, smells and tastes and all that entails. It means I will be demanding extra oral servicing and he can expect blue balls and some CBT and punishment due to my pent up....sexual anger, if that makes sense. 

I think what I'm trying to say is the actual "act" of cuckolding, meaning my lover penetrating me, might only last a few moments and he's out the door. But the "event" itself, from first notice to final cleanup and orgasm, can last all week. Just rambling here. :)

Mormons. Proselytizing.

I just went off screaming and cursing at some Mormons. The sign on my gate says: "No Trespassing. No Solicitation". Can't these fuckers read? I don't care what someone else's religious beliefs are. Think, practice, worship however you want. Just keep your religious laws out of my doctors office, out of our schoolrooms, court houses and my bedroom.

And get a clue. When you approach a property that has 6' to 8' block stucco walls around it with signs that say "No Trespassing. No Solicitation"...show some respect and leave the person alone. Its just the arrogance that gets me. Be it Muslim, Jew, Christian, they all are so sure that their brand or version is the only true one, and that they alone have superior knowledge and insight. And then if you do talk to them about religious plagiarism, parthenogenesis, the Apocrypha, gnostic texts...they have no idea what they hell you're even talking about which means they know dick other than some random rote memorized scriptures.

Lol, I'm becoming like Clint Eastwood as I get older...what was the line from the one movie? "Get off my lawn!"  :)

Leather - BDSM - Riding Crop - Caning - Female Domination.

Therapy and Domination? :)

Porn, Politics and Strange Bedfellows.

Crazy people making up nonsense.  :)

 

Porn Magazines Have Great Articles.

Giggling to self...:)

The Case for Keeping Your Porn Preferences Private.

Porn? What is the meaning of this word.....Porn?  :)

 

Gay Putin.

Because Putin has been cracking down on any photos or art that depicts him as being effeminate, ridiculed or gay.....Fuck him.  :)

 

What It's Really Like To Be In An Open Marriage.

According to them...not me. 

I mean I'm a chaste virgin.  :)

 

CBB star Kim Woodburn likes being spanked by lettuce in bizarre fetish.

Alllllllllrighty then.  :)