Comcast is putting a data cap on Internet plans....

And people are not happy.

Budgie Nine....

Nine Australians arrested for stripping off at the Malaysian Formula One Grand Prix have walked free from a court.
The group, branded the "Budgie Nine", were charged with public nuisance, which carries a fine but no jail time.
The men were detained after posing in swimwear decorated with the Malaysian flag to celebrate Australian Daniel Ricciardo's win in Sunday's race.
In a letter read out in court, they apologized and expressed their "deepest regret".
They said the incident was "purely an error of judgement" on their behalf.

More Cuckold Musings from a Reader.

{The little dicked sexually inferior half man, lesser man, marble balled whacking wanker wussy womb wooing writing wimp....is at it again.} :)

 

 

 

WHERE THE SKIN PUCKERS
(Previously titled "Certitude")
I long to live beneath Her ass!
I know to some this might seem crass...
But I don't care, it's my confession!
I'm tired of all this thought repression!
I know, I know, it makes no scents!
Oh, wait, it does! My bad! (I'm tense!)
With this confession I still fight!
It makes no sense I meant to write!
Back to Her ass that's -- well, PERFECTION!
If there's a flaw escapes detection!
My cock is tiny. Sad, but true...
(And that's Confession Number 2)
I know I'd never measure up
Her Bulls are Pints! I'm sippy-cup!
But I've a tongue, a servant's heart!
So at the bottom I could start!
Beneath Her ass with upturned face!
Where I suspect I'd feel my place...
Feel it to my deepest core...
"Cuckold bitch," "Ass-licking whore"...
Terms of -- Well, terms of endearment!
My tongue forever in arrearment...
I'd learn to please this muscled ring!
A dark and dank, though Sacred Thing...
Yes, it would be my heart's delight
To live beneath it day and night!
To follow it where'er it led!
To lie beside it in the bed,
my face against it snugly pressed...
Okay, my secret I've confessed...
Confession done, I'll move along
I am The Man of Lesser Dong
Keep my secret! Tell no soul!
Tell none the depths of Her CONTROL!
How with Her ass cheeks pulled apart,
that She, the Ruler of my heart,
could tell me to, and know I would,
to know it would be understood,
that She her asshole could present,
with certitude of my consent;
that hot and sweaty , dirty, clean,
I'd keep it evermore pristine.
How, you ask? Why, with my tongue!
Down here at the lowest rung!
A place for one of lesser dick!
Bulls get to fuck! I get to lick!
("Dirty Jobs"? Call Mike Rowe?
Please do not! Oh, HELL no!)
Cucks "The Lickers", Bulls "The Fuckers"
My life, my world, down "where the skin puckers"...

Backpage CEO Charged with Pimping, Money Laundering.

Here we go again. Money laundering and exploitation is something he should be prosecuted for. But not "pimping" unless it was forced. I hope to live long enough to one day have adults acknowledge that humans like sex, that some want marriage, some want kink, some want celibacy with a side order of masturbation, some want to pay for sex. So what...grow up.   :)

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Polish parliament rejects abortion ban after mass protests.

Good for them. No one should have to live under the oppressive rule of other peoples mythical Gods and the texts that they allegedly inspired. 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/polish-parliament-rejects-abortion-ban-092252996.html

 

Spanking - OTK Spanking - Hairbrush Spanking - Paddling.

I much prefer using a hairbrush when administering a bare bottom spanking as when its being done OTK, the body-to-body contact is something I enjoy. I love how his penis hangs between my bare thighs, and the harder I spank him the harder his erection gets....except sometimes I really punish him extra hard and his erection deflates. Penis's are weird like that. :) 

But, finding real wood paddles that are roughly the size of a hairbrush is a bit of a challenge. Most seem to be the size that you might row a boat with. So, I'm making these which are shaped with an ergonomically angled handgrip, that are solid, but that can still be used in a closed in environment, and best of all....I can carry one in my purse....just in case someone gets out of line. :)

                                      https://www.etsy.com/shop/VanessaChalandStudio

                         Paddle is about 9 inches long, 2.75 wide and 3/4s of an inch thick.