History of Erotic Depictions.

                                                           History of erotic depictions. 
                           4,000-year-old erotica depicts a strikingly racy ancient sexuality.
     The Turin Erotic Papyrus: The Oldest Known Depiction of Human Sexuality (Circa 1150 B.C.E.)

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany.

Just be Grateful.

                                         Life can be hard. Obviously harder for some than others. 
                                            But considering the big picture....we got it made. :)

Fashion - Slut - Body Shaming.

                   Emily Ratajkowski Defends Dress Called ‘Vulgar’ and ‘Repugnant’ by Tim Gunn. 

 

Why the uproar? I think she looks fantastic. And I don't care what a 63 year of, celibate by choice for 36 years.... gay fashion critic thinks. Tim Gunn is an okay guy, but seriously, most women are going to think she's hot or be jealous of her, and heterosexual guys will want to go out with her. So...Mr. Tim Gunn...you've been overruled by the masses. :)

What does "Fuck Off" mean?

There is figurative, then there is literal. When you tell someone to "Fuck off"....what does that even really mean? To "fuck off"? I know what "jack off" means. But as far as copulation or coitus?

Fucking "off"...it makes no sense. Copulation off? Fuck you? I want to fuck you? If you're mad at someone, why would you want to fuck them? I mean you don't like them....sex is the last thing on your mind. Getting away from them is....but stripping down if they say "Fuck you"? Never happens.

And how about "Fuck it"? Fuck what? As in...fucking chair leg broke. You're not going to fuck the fucking broken leg on the fucking chair right? I mean Holy Fuck.

                                            Here's some fucking memes for you. Fuck it.  :)

Bull Sperm Transportation Method.

                                              Buy a small 2 or 3 inch dildo with small base.

 

                                                                Pussy gets pounded.

                                                        Superior sperm is deposited.

                                                                 Insert small dildo.

                                                               Put panties back on.

                                                                    Drive home.

                                                      Remove panties and dildo and......:)

Advantages to leaving your bra off.

                                                   Advantages to leaving your bra off. 

                                                                What the hell is a bra?  :)

Blue Balls 2.0

Regarding this previous post a reader tried to insert a link which failed to work correctly. The following photo is what he was trying to insert. You know..."insertion"....the very thing all guys with blue balls try to do seeking some relief. :)