Here's how much money it takes to be among the richest 50 percent of people worldwide.

Here's how much money it takes to be among the richest 50 percent of people worldwide.

If you have just $4,210 to your name, you're better off than half of people around the globe. 

Only $4,210 you say? 

Damnation...I'm almost halfway there!  :) 

 

I FINALLY found some Pants I can Wear with Pride! :)

Swim shorts too.  :) 

Guys, Subs, Men, Bois & Gurls of All Types....Make *Her* Feel Special. :)

I saw the following ad on Craigslist:

The title said:

woman wanted 

The body of the message said: 

contact me

On another forum I came across the following ad: 

You would think it would be easy to find a Mistress, but it isn't. I mean what woman would not love to have her own little cuckold that will serve and adore her and be completely faithful to her while she has total freedom to cheat on him as she wishes. Oddly, it's actually pretty hard to find. But I am here and craving a cuckoldress. 

So, based on these two ads, the qualifications, parameters, experience and "compatibility" requirements are:

Be a woman, have a vagina, come over here and satisfy my sexual urges. 

And they wonder why they never get any replies. :) 

Beneath all the leather, or lather, makeup, lingerie and heels, or strap-ons and combat boots (if that's her thing) and the attitude and the rules and demands and hopes and expectations, is an actual living, breathing female human being with emotions. If you're approach is that of one placing an order at a fast-food drive-up window, any old "thing" will do, why would anyone reply?

That tact might be acceptable if you're doing a "paid" arrangement. You know, with a ProDom or a hooker or webcam sex or something. But outside of that, its or critical importance to appeal to "her" desire to feel that shes going to be treated and appreciated as something more than just a new set of tires for your Jeep. 

If you notice with the second ad posted above, its rife with projections. He's projecting his fantasy out on the potential "her" and assuming that her desires will meld identically with his. That only happens in porn people, and of course some chick-flicks. In real life, she has a name, she has a job, hobbies, a family, she was once a little girl, she has goals, ambition, lust, drive, her own agenda and...feelings. No one wants to be approached like a generic doormat....any old doormat will do. Human beings don't work that way, nor should we. You are asking someone to open up their mind, their fantasies, the ego, their heart, to offer up their time, mental and emotional energy with you....not for you. 

Unless you actually are asking her to do it for you, in which case....might I, not so politely, suggest a FemDom blowup doll?   :) 

Found online...and I found it amusing.  :)

  

Totally unnecessary (and ineffective) censorship. :) 

   

Me. After a full meal...and a joint.   :)

Face Sitting Chairs - Sex Furniture - Pussy Licking Chairs - Sex Chairs.

 Face Sitting Chairs - Sex Furniture  - Pussy Licking Chairs - Sex Chairs.

Fox News says it will support CNN in legal action against the White House.

You know you're some kind of wannabe dickhead fascist dictator when even Fox News....sides against you on free speech. Kudos to Fox for, after many decades, finally, getting something right.  :) 

UK Delays Age-Verification, May Extend Measure to Social Media.

UK Delays Age-Verification, May Extend Measure to Social Media.

Sans Pantalones. :)

 

 

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