23 Profoundly Disturbing Photos Of Homemade Sex Machines In America.

23 Profoundly Disturbing Photos Of Homemade Sex Machines In America. 

 

I don't like all this fake dick on a robot thing. I want the real thing. But what the hell do I know? I'm just drunk, disoriented, confused, flustered, flabbergasted and of course belligerent. Fucking fake robotic dicks...how disgusting. 

 

Scratches self inappropriately, spits on the ground and storms out. :)

 

 

A very rare sight from a Danish off-shore wind farm. Due to a low fog the complex flow patterns formed by the wind became visible.

 

Restoring faith in humanity.

 

 

No idea why its loaded twice on the same clip. :)

 

Lesbians have better sex than straight women according to science.

Only because men haven't been taught how to properly use their lips and tongues.  :)

 

U.K. Pushing New FOSTA Copycat Law to Force Sex Workers Offline.

Labor Party Member of Parliament Leads Call To Ban ‘Prostitution Web Sites’ From Internet. 

 

Men Shouldn't Be Ashamed of Beating Off with Sex Toys.

Yea whatever....get your tongue out your wanking fucking fucking wankers.  :)

 

I've been thinking about wearing one of these to the gym. What do you think?

Too much?  :)

 

 

 

 

5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One).

5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One).

Stripper?
I hardly even know her.  :)

 

 

Sweet Fancy Mother of Moses in the Morning.

Those are some hot-ass bloomers.  :)

 

At first glance, I thought this dress was made out of condoms.

Its actually made out of latex gloves.