Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Bull Sperm Transportation Method.

                                              Buy a small 2 or 3 inch dildo with small base.
 
                                                                Pussy gets pounded.
                                                        Superior sperm is deposited.
                                                                 Insert small dildo.
                                                               Put panties back on.
                                                                    Drive home.
                                                      Remove panties and dildo and......:)

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Advantages to leaving your bra off.

                                                   Advantages to leaving your bra off. 

                                                                What the hell is a bra?  :)

Monday, September 12, 2016

Blue Balls 2.0

Regarding this previous post a reader tried to insert a link which failed to work correctly. The following photo is what he was trying to insert. You know..."insertion"....the very thing all guys with blue balls try to do seeking some relief. :)

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Memes and Things.

                     I personally keep a good supply of wood cooking spoons handy...just in case. :)
 
Does anyone else notice something odd about the photo below?
                                         
 
He must masturbate a lot.
 
                                                                       I totally agree.


Saturday, September 10, 2016

Hiring Pro-Dommes and a Few Memes.

Many people claim (guys mostly) that there is a massive disparity in the numbers of submissive men and dominant women. Of course this may well be true, but in many cases I think its because some guys have this predetermined notion of what a "Dominant Woman" is supposed to look like, how she would dress, talk, walk, and whatever else that may be specific to his fantasy.

So to fill in this gap some women turn to the "professional dominance" business model...which seems to be loosely based on doing whatever the hell, with no standards, no health or safety measures and probably none of them pay taxes. :) 

So in light of that, and I hate to point out the obvious...especially to the obtuse where things are occluded....:)

But for those that have a fetish and don't mind paying dominant women for that experience...why not find a local broke but curious young Coed and pay her to satisfy your fantasy? I mean the so called "Pros" charge what....no idea really...$100 or $200 an hour?

You just run an ad and find some nice open minded young hard working lady, where you pay her like 50% or 75% less than the "Pros" and have her tailor playact out your fantasy. That's still probably several times more than whatever the pathetic and inadequate amount that minimum wage is. You get what you need, you're maybe helping her with some college tuition or whatever, no downside really. I mean in my opinion the optimal situation is that everyone finds their life mate....but I realize that may not happen so some will end up paying for certain "services".  :) 

                                             Random Assorted Memes I Found Amusing.





Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Blue Balls....

If blue balls is a medical condition...and it is, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls is proper "treatment" covered by Obamacare? :)