Monday, May 20, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
Menagerie of Moronic and Memorable Memes with Boats, Buddha and Booty. :)
Sweet Fancy Mother of Moses!!!
What is about round beds that makes some people think its about "sex"?
I mean...its still just a bed right?
Ah yes, the infamous Dildo Gun.
It can fire fake dicks at...both fake and non-fake dickheads. :)
You go Dude.
Be who you are. :)
Someone contacted me through my website wanting to know if I could custom build this bondage box. I declined, because...its not my type of thing, but it is interesting.
Me, after a hard workout and/or eating beef jerky.
Me, on my way to the beach. :)
Hotwife wedding?
The "Best Man" awaits? :)
How to never ask " Does my ass look fat in these jeans"?
Ah yes, Olympic Ice Fisting Figure Skating.
Good work if you can get it.
For both him...and her. :)
Friday, May 17, 2019
Smother Box - Plumbers crack with worn out pajama waste-band? Is that a fetish? Pajamaatrix? :)
Can you tell who never, ever, ever goes clothes shopping?
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
I'm Giving the Presidentialatrix Award For Superior Superiorness to....Myself! :)
If this whiny bitch comical clown...can give out a Presidential Medal of Freedom award to some guy for hitting a ball into a hole (Or maybe its 18 holes? Who cares...its just fucking golf.)
I can give myself some awards too. :)
Monday, May 13, 2019
Microsoft to preview new ‘politically correct’ autocorrect feature.
Well fuck that, you fucking "PC" cowardly cunt whore twat waffles!!!!
Saturday, May 11, 2019
Elon Musk weighs in on porn filmed in Tesla on autopilot.
We would have expected nothing less right?
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