Welcome to the Frigid Cock Gallery. :)

Welcome To The Icelandic Phallological Museum.

What?

No shrinkage?  :) 

  

Yes...its a ball sack.  :) 

Super (Homoerotic) Bowl Sunday & Other Pop Culture Mockery. :)

I rarely look at a calendar...but I think there is a game on soon. Boys playing a boys game...playing with their balls right? Ass slapping, chest bumping, high fiving, hugging, fans taking their shirts off, painting their faces and chests, eager to hit the showers and steam room for some good old fashioned "manly" towel snapping, pecker checking and all sorts of other "macho" homoerotic activity....God Bless Mostly Manly 'Murica....and Be Best.  :) 

  

I must be getting old because I don't "get" much of the music or fashion of today.

Witness: This is something/someone called "Tekashi 6ix9ine" and...

Tekashi 6ix9ine pleads guilty to nine counts, could face a minimum of 47 years in prison.

The Brooklyn rapper agreed to nine federal counts, including racketeering, weapons offenses and narcotics trafficking, and also admitted to paying a person to "shoot at a rival".

 

I'll take Lionel Richie any day of the week.   :)

Does this photo remind you of anything...Cuckold?  :)

Hər Kəs Mənim Salvarımı Gördü? :)

The Language in the Title is known as Azerbaijani.

And translated it means...

Has Anyone Seen My Pants?    :)

 

 

UK Won’t Target ‘Consensual and Legal Activities’ for Obscenity Prosecution.

UK Won’t Target ‘Consensual and Legal Activities’ for Obscenity Prosecution.

So then....they will be going after rapists and pedophiles?

Good job.

This is different then their current agenda...how? 

Tourists in Japan About to Face a Smut Shortage.

Tourists in Japan About to Face a Smut Shortage. 

NY Bill Would Set $2 Surcharge on “Sexually Oriented Media”.

NY Bill Would Set $2 Surcharge on “Sexually Oriented Media”.

New York General Assembly Member Félix Ortiz has introduced a bill which would establish a $2 “surcharge on sexually oriented media,” the proceeds of which would be used to establish a “crime victims fund” in the state.

Just curious, does he have any legit study that shows a connection between porn and crime? Whats that? No? He doesn't?

So then why the hell do they think its appropriate to charge one industry for crimes that have nothing to do with it? I mean why don't they do a $2 surcharge on all kids toys or coloring books and use that for the victims crime fund. Both suggestions, are equally asinine. 

10 Inexpensive Sex Toys To Stock Up On For Valentine's Day.

10 Inexpensive Sex Toys To Stock Up On For Valentine's Day. 

Legal Brothel Sheri’s Ranch Releases Website Stats, Interpretation.

In 2018 74% of the website’s visitors were male and 26% female – a shift from a 79%-21% split between the sexes the year before – which the brothel said indicates “a significant shift in the number of women interested in seeing a prostitute.”

Sheri’s resident madam, Dena, said this shift came as no surprise to her, as she has observed an increase in the number of women frequenting the brothel over the course of the last decade. “Women are more comfortable than ever when it comes to seeking a sex worker to assist them in satisfying their needs and exploring their curiosities,” Dena said. “Sheri’s has seen an enormous boom in the number of women and couples visiting us in the past several years, so it’s understandable that the proportion of women browsing our ladies online is steadily increasing.”

 

Building a Wall around My Lady Parts, & Making Trump Pay For It. :)

  

Solution for Trumps Wall....by Spinal Tap. :)

A solution to Dotards Wall...make him an 18 inch replica, similar to the one of Stonehenge that Nigel Tufnel drew up for their stage in Spinal Tap. :)

Tumblr's Major Traffic Dive Post Porn &...I seem to Have Lost my Pants. :)

Tumblr traffic stats according to Alexa as of yesterday. It would appear that a large percent of the traffic & visits to Tumblr were for...wait for it...porn. How do they think they'll regain its popularity & status in order to monetize it? Gluten free recipes & cat memes?  Maybe America, social media & various other media genres should grow up & just accept the fact that, adults like sex & nudity as they should because...there is nothing wrong with sex & nudity.  

Without sex, none of us would be here. Without nudity, no one can have sex. God and/or Goddess and/or Mother Nature made us & obviously that includes our naked bodies, our sexual lust & our lascivious lustful sexual desires. We really don't need fundamentalist cranks with their made up religious sexual guilt & their version of "sin"... telling us otherwise.   :) 

Sexy pic of Zelda Boden, 1910s. 

Circus performer and Belly Dancer.

 

 

 

  

 

Wiggle and Wine! :)

I love anything that just makes people smile, laugh and be happy. :)