Lovebotz Debuts New Power-tool-inspired Sex Machines.

Why? There are horny men with cocks...everywhere. :)

 

6 Tips For Sex In Unexpected Places Around the House.

(Seriously? Is this article about sex? Or OCDs?)   :) 

 

First things first, the not so hot step to having hot kitchen sex: Clean your kitchen before you have sex in it. Make it a part of the experience. Getting everything spic ’n’ span can help boost the anticipation of erotic adventures to come. No one enjoys scrubbing with bleach, but it becomes a lot less tedious when you know you’re going to be naked on every surface in a matter of hours. There is nothing sexy about crumbs and sticky spills getting all over you, involuntarily, during kitchen sex. There is a difference between messy sex with food and gross, unsanitary sex because you’re a slob.

 

Female nurse, 27, posed as male doctor in order to get women patients to send her explicit pictures.

I don't understand any part of this.

Lesbian?

Mental health issue?

What was the point?

 

Its Just Rude...To Pull A Train...On Some Chicks Ass.

Its Just Rude...

To Pull A Train...

 

 

 

On Some Chicks Ass.  :)

All Males Are Horny Sexually Molesting Perverted Skunks! :)

This Guy Is Amazing. Oil On Canvas.

FCC Draft Order Takes a Hatchet to Net Neutrality.

Sons of fucking bastardized whore mouth cow-cunted bitches!   :)

 

That's just hot.

I don't care who you are.

Love how they both put it their outfits together.

 

(I'm sitting here with fuzzy PJs, & a cup of hot chocolate, lol.) 

 

 

 

 

Sweat? Do you like the aroma of fresh sweat?

                                Not dirty/nasty haven't bathed...but rather new and "fresh".

 

                                              Do you like the aroma of fresh sweat?

Dead porn writer’s Upper East Side crash pad asks $4M.

The unit was formerly owned by the late author Kathleen Winsor, who penned a novel, “Forever Amber,” detailing the sexcapades of a heroine in 17th-century England. The book was banned in 14 US states as pornography because of its sex scenes and abortion references that were scandalous at the time. The novel became a bestseller in the 1940s and was even made into a 1947 film produced by 20th Century Fox.

 

I actually love the room because...you know...books. :)

Men With Muscles and Money Are More Attractive to Straight Women and Gay Men—Showing Gender Roles Aren't Progressing.

I know I'm sort of dense...but I don't get the relation of the photo to the story?  :)

 

Trickle-Down Economics - Reaganomics.

If you think it actaully works they way they say it does (meaning blatantly lie), consider this: 

 

While 1.3 billion people live in extreme poverty around the world, with many of them making less than $1.25 a day, someone was able to pay over $450,000,000 for this painting by Leonardo Da Vinci called Salvator Mundi 'Saviour of the World'. 

 

Its not trickling down people...

Because of Apathy for Humanity and Greed.  

A Confused Cluster-Fuck "Collage" of Memes and Photogs. :)

The Official Trophy -- For the Cuckold In Your Life.  :)

 

 

Biggest Sexual Molester: Al Franken versus Leeann Tweeden? Tweeden Wins!

Al Franken has been catching some heat for the photo below.

Granted, you should not mess with someone when they're sleeping...ever.

 

 

 

However, the photos below are of Leeann Tweeden grabbing, kissing, rubbing, spanking, bumping, grinding on a bunch of guys she barely knows. It all looks like it was playful and lighthearted to me, so why is her long term friend Al Franken...in the proverbial doghouse?

 

Double Standards.

 

Plus Leeann wanted some more face time on TV to further her career while nearly ruining his. 

This qualifies her as a "Skanky Ho With No Conscience".   :)

 

 

 

 

Caning Before Oral Service.