I walk *really* fast, lol. :)

Memes.

Summer Lovin’: One Night Stands Are in Their Highest Demand Right Now.

Tell me more, tell me more…

 

Boots/Shoes I like.

You had one job.

I'm all alone for a few days as my submissive husband is out of town.

So...I'm very bored.  :)

 

 

Why cat racing never really got popular. 

 

Prove, incontrovertible proof, that Jesus was here.  :)

 

Finally, we know what "covfefe" means. :)

 

Zen and the art of getting your ass spanked.

Just passing along a link some may enjoy reading.  :)

 

Take This Completely Anonymous Poll That's All About Cunnilingus.

This poll is about oral sex on a vagina, just so we're all clear.

 

So nice of them to clarify that.  ^^ 

 

Random.

Intentional super cheesy, ultra vamp-ish pose.

Don't take photos while drunk...that's a tip kids, one that will serve you well. :)

 

 

What is the old saying about getting sleep?

8 hours peace through sexual release.  :)

 

 

 

^^ We need more of this. ^^

 

I need a Chauffer.

I don't know what the heck these are...but I bet I could have some in the back seats. :)

 

8 Erotic Stories That Will Have You Begging Your Man For Oral Action.

"Oral sex"?

I don't know the meaning of those words.  :)

 

'Manspreading' is now a no-no on Madrid's public buses.

Close your legs....man whores.  :)

 

Battle over bare-breasted women brews at one of Maryland’s busiest beaches.

They're just breasts people...calm down. :)