You had one job.

I'm all alone for a few days as my submissive husband is out of town.

So...I'm very bored.  :)

 

 

Why cat racing never really got popular. 

 

Prove, incontrovertible proof, that Jesus was here.  :)

 

Finally, we know what "covfefe" means. :)

 

Zen and the art of getting your ass spanked.

Just passing along a link some may enjoy reading.  :)

 

Take This Completely Anonymous Poll That's All About Cunnilingus.

This poll is about oral sex on a vagina, just so we're all clear.

 

So nice of them to clarify that.  ^^ 

 

Random.

Intentional super cheesy, ultra vamp-ish pose.

Don't take photos while drunk...that's a tip kids, one that will serve you well. :)

 

 

What is the old saying about getting sleep?

8 hours peace through sexual release.  :)

 

 

 

^^ We need more of this. ^^

 

I need a Chauffer.

I don't know what the heck these are...but I bet I could have some in the back seats. :)

 

8 Erotic Stories That Will Have You Begging Your Man For Oral Action.

"Oral sex"?

I don't know the meaning of those words.  :)

 

'Manspreading' is now a no-no on Madrid's public buses.

Close your legs....man whores.  :)

 

Battle over bare-breasted women brews at one of Maryland’s busiest beaches.

They're just breasts people...calm down. :)

 

Black and White.

Fashion and Random Memes.

Fanny packs are back in style.

What the hell is he wearing beyond that. :)

 

Spanking Horses - Spanking Benches - BDSM Furniture

Spanking Horses - Spanking Benches - BDSM Furniture - Sex Toys.

 

Whip, Whipping, Spanking Whip, Penis Whip, Pussy Whip, Breast Whip, BDSM, Dungeon, Fetish, Kink, Sex Toys, BSDM Toys, Spanking Toys

Handmade multi-strand real leather whips. Great for spanking, flogging, punishment of penis, pussy, breast or thighs....or apparently your mannequin.  :)

 

Adam & Eve Asks about Interracial Relationships.

For me, there is only one race....the human race.

Everyone should be treated equally and with the utmost respect and dignity.

 

Except cuckolds of course, lol.  :)

 

Random Stupidity.

I think not.  :)