Monday, April 17, 2017

Body Worship.

 I think erotic massage should be a career. Some people are just born & driven to please people, & there should be a place for them to give everyone happy orgasms, like a spa. A few days ago I told my submissive to give me a massage. He wasn't heavy-handed, it was about relaxing & opening up than to work out knots at all. I lay on my stomach & he gently rubbed oil on me, changing up the pressure & the location often so that as his hands moved from one place to another, he would lightly run his fingers across my pussy & ass, teasing & sometimes not teasing so much. He rimmed me a bit, while alternating kneading my thighs & fingering my pussy with just the tip of his finger.

 One at a time, he wrapped his lips around my toes, & slowly pulled them out of my mouth. It was an amazing feeling, it wasn't gross, sloppy licking everywhere, his mouth felt nice on my feet. Then he had me turn over, & once he had massaged me up & down again, he spread my knees, placing the soles of my feet together. He paid such good attention to my breasts, & I was in so much ecstasy at this point, I knew I would come soon. I relaxed further into it, & he was so busy. My eyes were closed, but I could feel so many things going on...his mouth & hands alternating positions constantly, & when I started squirting, I had two small gushes, & I felt my big orgasm start.

His mouth was on my breast, & one hand just barely even touching my pussy & clit. There was a huge gush as I climaxed, enough at once to feel it splash all over my thighs & ass. As my climax kept on, still gushing, he quickly put his mouth on my pussy. My orgasm was so large & it completely calmed me. I lay there smiling....& he rubbed my feet while I basked in the glow.

Cuckolding: Female Domination in Real Life.

I have been very busy, and it’s been difficult to find time to do anything.  First of the year is that time when we all try to keep things in order, from the beginning, taxes that go on for months.  I have not had sex in a while, and for many reasons that I won’t bore you with, but when the immediate need washed over me at a moment when I was home and working hard on this and that.  With so much more to do ahead, no cock five minutes away, and not really desiring plastic, my eyes turned to my cuckold.

He helps out with the work I do at home, does my laundry and the dishes, sometimes I even have him arrange my computer desk so that I can sit on his face as I work.  But today I would give his dicklette a try.  I called him to me and told him to pull down his pants, he was a bit nervous, because usually, this order is given just before I punish his tiny balls.  He has the third smallest balls I have ever seen and I regularly tell him he has the smallest ever.  They are so fun to slap, and sometimes, I flick them with my finger, that is especially amusing.

I ordered him to stroke his inadequate dick, and get it as hard as he could, that I was going to allow him access to my pussy, and he’d better hurry up before I change my mind.  He stroked faster as the command escaped my lips, and I could tell he was nervous.  He has only had the pleasure to try and fuck me like a real man should, and it disappointed me greatly every single time.  He’s a beautiful man, and at first look you would never guess him to be anything but a stud, which is how he got the first chance to fuck me.

I told him not to stop stroking and to follow me to the bed.  He watched as I undressed, and lay down, then told him to hurry up and fuck me before I changed my mind about it.  He had a very hard time entering me, I wasn’t wet.  I asked him what the problem was, because everyone I've been with knows how wet my pussy usually is, obviously, the thought of settling for him was not getting my juices flowing.  He was hard, and he’s is a bit below average , but my taunting has an interesting effect on him, his dick was smaller than usual.  

When I pointed out that it seemed smaller today, he started pumping away faster, in hopes that he could reverse the shrinkage.  But going faster only made it more clear that he can’t possibly reach very deeply with that thing, even on a good day.
This was frustrating me to no end.  I continued to speak to him, telling him that if I had been having all of the orgasms I should be, I wouldn’t be able to speak so clearly to him.  Taunting him to try harder, daring him to get me to break my verbal stride.  The look on his face is priceless, so pained by the fact that every word spoken by me is another fact pointing to his lack of manhood.

Still dry as the desert, and knowing it would hurt if I allowed this to go on this way, I decided I would think of one of my lovers. That did the trick. I finally grew wet and starting calling out my lovers name. The added humiliation pushed my cuckold over the edge and his inferior ejaculate entered me.

Over two thirds of women love this kinky act and wish men would do it more.

 
Yea sure...you can spank my ass...with your tongue.  :)
 

Marijuana - Weed - Pot: Republicans/Democrats in Congress are joining forces to defeat Sessions’ war on weed.

 

Sunday, April 16, 2017

My "Staff".

Zeus. Customer Service. Always happy. I mean always, always, perpetually, frustratingly, even nauseatingly happy. Secretly wants to be an archeologist I think...he must, as he digs a lot of holes in his spare time.          
 
Fat Cat. Photographer. Lazy do nothing, lay around on cardboard all day, bossy, cantankerous, demanding, all around general pain in the butt.
 
Shay. Assistant: She runs the house, the yard, rules over the flock (gaggle, herd, school?) pack of dogs in my yard. 6 pounds of attitude.     
 
 Sumo. Security Consultant: Ankle biter. Literally. He likes to grab the back of my flip-flops or socks when I walk through the yard. His idea of fun, my feeling is I'm gonna need a neck brace soon.
 
Grey-Gray. Mid Life Crisis Kitty: She's having an identity crisis. Can't decide whether to spell her name Grey-Grey....or Gray-Gray. Secretly, I think she thinks she's a saber tooth tiger.    
 
Yoda. Criminal: This is a wanted poster. Yoda is wanted on multiple charges of stealing things from the garage/yard and hiding them in his dog house. Screwdrivers, rags, a bottle of Kahlua once (not a joke) and then feigns innocence. #1 Kibble reward offered.     
 
Misti. Tennis Ball Chewer: A fat Rottweiler with a one can a day habit of chewing tennis balls (three balls per can). 
                                                

 
Marka. Best Friend: Rottweiler...in heaven.          

Friday, April 14, 2017

Submissives Of The Future?

Easter Weekend Pontificating Postulation. (Pontificatrix?) :)

Its not a secret that I am not conventionally religious nor do I adhere to any specific doctrine. I have my own religious/spirituality and I'm just fine with that. Its mine, and my own alone.

However, we are mostly a "Christian" nation according to most people, and the GOP tends to think they have some superior authority and majority on those "Christian morals" and the "Family Values" and whatever other blathering platitudes they spew at high volume on their various programs.

So, we have this new POTUS and his swamp draining agenda (whatever the hell that means) and we've got his administration attacking....women, abortion, LGBTQ, trans people over restrooms, the environmental groups, Muslims, Mexicans, cranking up the war on poor people, mocking the disabled, immigrants, homeless, pretty much any and all disadvantaged group that exits...is fair game to the Trump Republican people and most members of the GOP Congress.

So, in the spirit of "their" own religion and its founders doctrines and agenda:
Pope makes Easter visit to fortress prison holding ex-Mafiosi.


 
 
Humility, grace, compassion, benevolence, altruism, forgiveness, charity and:
And the second is like it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is no other commandment greater than these.  ~ Jesus

Cuckolding...is it just me?

I find the actual "act" of cuckolding not quite as exciting as the before and after. By the "act" of course I mean the technical and literal point of having sex with another man. For me, a huge part of the "before and after" is as exciting as the "during". 

What I mean is when I have a date, with a recurring lover or a new one, I (usually) announce several days to my husband what my intentions are and when. This of course causes him great sexual anxiety, a tad bit of nervous jealousy.......which I thrive on. So there's a great deal of teasing, taunting, oblique references to sights, sounds, smells and tastes and all that entails. It means I will be demanding extra oral servicing and he can expect blue balls and some CBT and punishment due to my pent up....sexual anger, if that makes sense. 

I think what I'm trying to say is the actual "act" of cuckolding, meaning my lover penetrating me, might only last a few moments and he's out the door. But the "event" itself, from first notice to final cleanup and orgasm, can last all week. Just rambling here. :)

Mormons. Proselytizing.

I just went off screaming and cursing at some Mormons. The sign on my gate says: "No Trespassing. No Solicitation". Can't these fuckers read? I don't care what someone else's religious beliefs are. Think, practice, worship however you want. Just keep your religious laws out of my doctors office, out of our schoolrooms, court houses and my bedroom.

And get a clue. When you approach a property that has 6' to 8' block stucco walls around it with signs that say "No Trespassing. No Solicitation"...show some respect and leave the person alone. Its just the arrogance that gets me. Be it Muslim, Jew, Christian, they all are so sure that their brand or version is the only true one, and that they alone have superior knowledge and insight. And then if you do talk to them about religious plagiarism, parthenogenesis, the Apocrypha, gnostic texts...they have no idea what they hell you're even talking about which means they know dick other than some random rote memorized scriptures.

Lol, I'm becoming like Clint Eastwood as I get older...what was the line from the one movie? "Get off my lawn!"  :)