Fake or Real?

Because, you know.....Oh My God.

 

Spanking Bench - Spanking Horse - Sex Furniture.

I really need to hire a model and a photographer. :)

https://www.etsy.com/shop/VanessaChalandStudio

 

Study: 1 in 5 Straight Men Watch Gay Porn.

Can you say....latent homosexual?  :)

 

Random Photos.

My Big Fat Hairy Pussy.  :)

 

 

How lovely that photographic technology has improved so much, lol.

 

Lady Liberty....getting grabbed right in the pussy.

Spanking Bench.

Vanessa Chaland Studio.

 

           

Prisoners Devise Ingenious Porn Contraband Delivery.

Masturbation is the Mother of all Invention?  :)

 

Memes.

The one below is from Prop 60 in California where if it passes, it would mandate condoms on all porn sets. Failure to do so means anyone watching the movie for decades to come, could sue the people that made the movie. This makes sense to the politicians....some how. What's equally stunning is that if you and your husband want to make some "home based" erotica for sale online, small time operation, almost like a hobby, you have to pay $100 just to fuck each other. :) 

Fin Domme Bitch.

                                                                            
                                                                               :)

Women....

By the way....All women (and I mean all) are beautiful. :)

 

                                        Sadly this is probably true....or some variation of it.

 

 

I flaunt none of the examples below....and I'm not wearing any pants.

 

                                                         See? No pants. Just a wedgie.  :)

 

 

 

 

 

A Brief and Incredible History of Pornography.

This is actually quite interesting.

 

No On Prop 60.

                                           Adult Performers to Protest Prop 60 on Monday

Masturbation....

It occurred to me the other day that I haven't masturbated in.....years? I'm not even sure how long its been. Which is a bit odd when you think about it. I mean years ago I spent a small fortune on dildos, vibrators, various insertable and smooth textured items, things with bumps, that hum and vibrate, glow in the dark, round, small and large, one extra large...like a piece of firewood. :)

Shower nozzles, oh my Lord the shower heads, nozzles, anything that could spray a good and steady stream. I should feel guilty for the amount of water I used showering/bathing...and I wasn't even dirty. Well, at least my body wasn't "dirty"...can't say the same for my dirty mind. :)

But when you have a 24/7 on call-on duty "tongue boy" at your beckoning, lovers on the side when the mood strikes you, what need is there for masturbation? b

So that makes me wonder....how often other people do it, or if they even do if they're in a steady relationship where sex is regular and a given? I mean I'm sure that single people do quite often, and of course all those wanking submissive types have their cock in hand at any given moment...but no surprise there. 

If anyone wants to jump in and volunteer information on this exceedingly invasive and personal question, lol......feel free.  :)

Spanked in Panties

 

I like this one....not sure why. :)

Blessed.

Just a regular reminder. :)

 

R.I.P Headphone users :( We loved you all!!

The title is my favorite from the comments section of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wndl_Az0ws