It's spring. The "outside" is nice. Nice weather, birds chirping and singing. Butterflies. Random wildlife roaming and frolicking and the animals are out too. (See what I did there? The implication being that the "wildlife" was me. Did you get that? Do I have to explain every joke? Okay so my jokes aren't funny...fine.) So I'm outside, yard stuff, hiking, jogging, working out, seeing people and doing big huge important stuff like...taking afternoon naps and things like that. Lipping off and pissing people off on Bluesky. Kicking ass and taking penis measurement sizes. Probably get banned soon, I pretty much get banned from all social media, and any public speaking events due to the fact that...I state opinions based on facts, and a lot of people these days...truly dislike facts, lol. Whatever. See? I told you this blog post would have no interesting information, and would be stupid, but if you see this, it means you read it anyway, which means that you too...ignored the *facts* I stated in the title. 🤣
In a not at all related story, I recently won the "Vanessa Chaland No Pants Vodka Drinking Contest" at the "Vanessa Chaland Creative Drinking Center", which is inside my house. What an honor! Can’t wait for the awards dinner tonight! 😁
