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Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Remember This?

Compassion, benevolence, altruism, caring, sympathy, class, style, grace, humility, a lovely man helping an overheated pregnant woman. Compare him and his gesture to...now, and whatever the fuck is in the White House...that cruel, evil, nasty, ugly and moronic "thing". Night & day difference. I miss those days. I miss this guy and his lovely and charming wife. 🙂👍

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I've never seen one of these before but I love the look, the concept, material and the design.

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In other words....be who you are.

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Porn, smut, pornography, salaciously sexy, old school, erotic, good old days naked nudes.

Please pause, my fire is "buffering". 😁😬

Friday, August 1, 2025

Update: From the Home Orifice.

Scientists Observe Synchronized Oxytocin In Couples After Sex.

I found this article interesting. The short version is after engaging in "Boom Chicka Pow Pow" coital pounding fuck sessions, couples oxytocin levels "align" bringing about some sort of serenity and bliss. Of course this would apply to those people that have "normal" sex. I rather doubt this would work if she spent a half hour punishing her submissive, then engaged in ball busting, followed by a protracted session of tease and denial, with some face sitting, and then either denied or ruined his orgasm...as I have been known to do. But that's just me, other peoples mileage may vary. 😁

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If you’re having trouble controlling lights via Google Home and voice commands, Google has acknowledged some issues regarding this functionality and is working to roll out a fix.

I have a simpler solution for this lazyass 1st World Problem...

Use the fucking light switch.

Me...fixer of problems. 😁

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Young Americans' support for freedom of speech in steep decline — as they drift to the right.

This is not good. I know the world is complicated, things are confusing for people, economically things are challenging, social issues, wars, moronic politicians and a plethora of other examples, but drifting towards authoritarianism and abandoning free speech is 100% the wrong direction. In truth, I do not suspect most want to curtail free speech in general, they just want to limit the free speech of those that don't agree with them.

The irony is the people that are most likely to be out flag waving, babbling about 'Murica being #1, saying "ThankYewFurUrService" and other empty jingoistic platitudes, fail to understand the thing that makes the USA "special" in some ways is...the Bill of Rights. Of which the 1st Amendment is...well it's the first fucking one, which assures free speech. So they scream at protests, bitch and babble on social media, rage on podcasts, whine on TV, rant and rage with sayings on their t-shirts and bumper stickers, write critical books and posts, and want to download and create porn, which they would not be able to do without free speech, yet they want to limit...free speech. Fucking idiots.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

The Scotland Scottish Scots Trump Reception. 🤣

I love how they protest with signs that state their sentiment clearly with no concern about being cancelled, censored, PC shamed, etc. A cunt protest is supposed to be cunty, fully cuntal, with cuntificience and with no worries about what politically correct wombs, vaginas, vulvas and nether regions think. 😁

Wonder if you can get it by the ton?

No idea who this guy is....but fabulous and fantastic! 👍

I drink for about 8 hours a day so...I'm good. 😁

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Cher, the Diva! 😁

Dua Lipa & Cher performing “Believe” at Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Ceremony.

Cher Performing “Walking in Memphis” at Love Rocks NYC 2025.

79 years old people, yes, she is 79 years old. 😁

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Sex n Stuff.

Online conversation with someone that...just didn't get it.

Him: Need some assistance. Besides cuckold personals, anyone know of a place to find couples in need of a bull?

Me: Cattle pastures?

Him: App or website or subreddit?

Me: A field. In the country. Where cows graze? 😁

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All humans have needs, desires, proclivities. Our sexual interests are "born" of the "nature or nurture" of everything that happened from our time in the womb until now. Some people are dominant, some are submissive, male, female, LGBTQIA. On the core level, we're all the same...human beings. Live and let live. Mind your own business. Leave people alone. Let them live their own lives.

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Cunnilingus...not cuntylickus. A candaulist, an exhibitionist and a sexually repressed nymphomaniac go into a bar and... 😁

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Kinky Sex. Fetish Sex. LGBTQIA. BDSM. Porn. Regular Sex. Cuckoldry. Hotwifery. Orgies. Swingers. Cross-dressing. Societal & religious baggage aside, those that are always freaking out about what other people do in their private lives, their bedrooms and so on, maybe they should ask themselves a few questions.

Is anyone being harmed by this? No? Press on.

Is it occurring between consenting adults? Yes? Press on.

Is everyone using caution, being safe and staying healthy? Yes? Press on. 👍

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Do you work out? Fine. that's great. Now, drop & give me 20 pushups, with your tongue. If you can do that, damn but does some woman have a job for you. 😁

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So tired of politics in the USA. The majority of our politicians never had an original thought in their lives...they just keep doing the same asinine things over and over, decade after decade, and voters and tax payers let them get away with it...while they turn themselves into multi-millionaires by ripping all of us off. I just don't understand it...