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Thursday, June 10, 2021

Deconstructing the Aforementioned Collective Of Chaotic Callipygian Clusterfuckery... :)


Me...pretending I have calf muscles.  :) 


 

Johnny Showcase.
He's my new..."hero".  :)

   

Johnny Showcase on AGT. 


A bakery lost a client when it made rainbow Pride cookies.  

 

 

"Couple met on FetLife, fell in love, now facing difficulties over porn, secrets, & cuckolding."

Sometimes people are too quick to jump into fetishes or kink. You know how it is, hormones are raging, pussies are pulsating, cocks are..."cockulating". (What?) Take cuckoldry for example, there can be issues and problems. Potential pitfalls? The potential negatives are numerous and can be serious. Being outed and affecting family, careers, STD's, jealousy, pregnancy, divorce, insane lovers, insane lovers ex-girlfriends or wives, and so on.  

But another one that most people never mention is...disappointment. Finding worthy lovers is challenging. Most guys are all talk and no cock. They get scared and don't show up. They get nervous and can't get, or stay, erect. They orgasm too fast. Or, they've watched too much porn and read too many fictional stories and have misguided notions of how things might play out. Some think they're getting a sex slave with me, they are not. I am not submissive to them, or anyone for that matter. Some think my cuckold might be their sex slave, he is not, and would laugh at any man that ordered to serve them. He is *my* submissive, not anyone else's, and he would submit to no man on this planet. Most are out of shape, fat, skinny, sometimes both (if you can imagine that) small or average size dicks, some are not real intelligent, many are chronic liars and on and on. For all the stories, websites, porn, forums that focus on this, far *less* actual cuckolding happens because of those reasons...as opposed to what some people might think. Its fantastic when it "works" but that is a rarity. Just something to consider as...sometimes fantasy is better than reality.  

Things need to be discussed and boundaries set, with any BDSM relationship. I know some people like to use "contracts" for this, and while they may be fine for some people, I am not a fan of them myself. For me, sex, like life, BDSM, and most things...its all fluid. We have to change, we evolve, we adapt and adopt new methods, ideas, interests, philosophies and I would not want the strictures of some formatted, or preconceived set of rules or a "plan". Spontaneity is a big "thing" for me, and having anything that might stifle that would sort of minimize or "kill" that...at the moment, on the spot, new act or idea, but that's just me, they may work for others. :) 



Check on your family and friends, especially those that are elderly. Doctors in the USA are massively overprescribing hardcore drugs, with no clue what's in them, little to no knowledge of the long term side effects, half the time its simply for profit as they invest heavily in Wall Street Big Pharma, and people are sick and dying because of it. 


Thank God AI is helping to "educate" people online...  :) 




 

GOP Louie Gohmert asked if Feds can change Earth's - Moon's orbit to fight climate change. 

 





 

Want to know why I rarely take nudie photos and/or film homemade porn? Because in order to do it "right" and make it look really good, it requires far too much effort. For example, check out the video below for some porn site...huge amount of money for cameras, lighting, costumes, makeup, then time spent editing, trimming, it would be like...a job. Its far more fun to just "do it" and not have to worry about documenting it. :) 

Monday, April 26, 2021

Manic Monday Morning Mundane Musings...

 

There is this erroneous notion amongst some people that only "Alpha" males can be dominant and only "Beta" males can be submissive. But beta does not equal submissive within the sexual realm just as neither does Alpha equal dominant in the same (That is one fucked up sentence...but I'm not fixing it, lol).  

Ones sexual orientation, their preferences, what yanks their crank, what turns them on is neither depicted nor influenced by their life, personality, mannerisms, occupation, education, social status, wealth or poverty etc...when they are outside the "bedroom"...so to speak. Think of it like this, there is a perception, myth, that only powerful rich businessmen go see ProDoms. You know the one, this long held and oft told story that the hugely successful and powerful 9-to-5 CEO type guy wants to relinquish control, flip the power dynamic and submit to a Domme, and all that. Nonsense. There are just as many guys that fit that stereotype that are sexually dominant in their private lives as well. And what about all the successful female CEO's that are of the kinky persuasion, dominant and/or submissive, or switch? 

Beyond that, the stereotype of a gay guy being effeminate, ergo a wimp, submissive, or a dyke lesbian being "butch" therefore she must be dominant, again myths, lies and falsehoods. Some people are one way, introvert, extrovert, dominant, submissive, other people are switches, or blended, and all those characteristics are subjective anyway. There are a myriad of things that make us "kinky", nature, nurture, who knows for sure, and what drives someone in that part of their life, that orientation, is not broken down into something so simplistic as "Alpha/Beta" as some would posit. Or not. I mean...what the hell do I know...I'm just babbling over here.  :) 
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From a Reddit group called: "ShowerThoughts"...
You can get arrested for peeing in front of other people, and then in jail you will be forced to pee, in front of other people. 
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On a forum I frequent a fellow FemDom was bemoaning how so many guys (mostly younger guys from what I gather), via social media and chat rooms, are looking for a Domme talk a good talk, then fail to follow through or to show up. Could be many reason for this. For one, we now live in a culture where people are worried (rightly so) about Covid-19, plus the economic impact of that, which has been detrimental to so many peoples finances, which in the case of young guys, being broke, some living with their parents, they view as a source of embarrassment (which they should *not*). Factor in a decade or so of Femdom memes, anime, cartoons, porn, video games and so on, and we have a whole generation of people (male and female) that have unrealistic expectations and a tenuous grasp on reality. That is not meant to disparage anyone, its just a fact.  

Add it all together and we got a gabillion young guys that talk a good game, but are scared to follow though with meeting, with commitment, with doing much other than...recessing back into their dungeon/bedrooms for more fantasy, more fiction, more dreaming, more angst, and less action. Its unfortunate, but the modern world has numerous examples of this. For several years now I've been seeing articles about the same sort of thing happening in Japan (and other countries), where a high percent of a certain demographic has just...checked out. They're fine with cartoon porn, masturbation, no desire for a real life girlfriend, no desire to get married, its having an effect on their version of social security, falling birth rates, and all kinds of other social implications and effects.  

The above makes me glad I'm not single, alone and horny, because it sounds a bit tough out there. What is bizarre, is the sheer numbers of ads I see from submissive guys, and increasing numbers of ads from dominant women, but it seems that few "matches" are made. Okay, "dominant" women are not running around town, scowling, with a whip in one hand, leather clad, vying for a sub. However, dominant women, or potentially sexually dominant women, are everywhere that anyone else goes. At the store, the gym, the park, church, work, the laundromat, the bar, out hiking, jogging...everywhere. My point is, open minded women, sexually demanding women, so called dominant women, or potentially so, are just women that would be curious about or inclined to living a unique lifestyle, or for some play a role, that bespeaks a paradigm shift from societal sexual norms.  

I've used the term "I became sexually dominant...for tongue!" many times. Graphic and blunt? Sure. To the point? Sure. Because it amuses the hell out of me? Damn straight. But beyond the salacious effect of it, the larger point is I was tired of dating men that were sexually selfish. So are most women. We get tired of guys that won't "go downtown", or that want to mansplain everything, or that are rude, lazy, boring, intellectually incurious, emotionally distant and so on. When it comes to that, if that's our only option, most of us just buy a dildo, use it, get a cup of tea and read a book. I mean, right now, next door to you, right down the street, around the corner there are single, bored, lonely and horny women, who'd love to have someone in their life, would love sex, kinky sex, some attention, some affection, some companionship. And right now, 10 billion dildos are flying over your head, in airplanes, being shipped from some sex shop warehouse to their homes. So, if guys would get to know the "woman" first, and then explore domination aspects secondly, well...most of those guys (and women) would not be single. If a guy looks for a premade, made to order, fantasy driven "FemDom" first and primarily, he's going to mostly get replies from ProDommes, bots, FinDoms and pretty much no one else, if that makes sense, and it probably does *not* because again...I'm just rambling over here...sans pants. 
 

Sunday, April 25, 2021

*Still* Hiding in My Blanket Fort... :)

                           

  


How's it gonna play with the family, if in a few years the kid comes out as...transgender?  :) 


Upskirt Selfie....just to see if anyone is paying attention.  :)



Serene. 

 

No Caption Needed.



 










 


Look, I'm not that smart...but I was under the impression that the amount of daylight hours had to do with the sun and earths rotation, *not* just simply...changing the clock to reduce daylight hours. But for further explanation of this typical bonehead conservative politician (shown below with his sexually repressed & frustrated, dildo loving wife), he graduated from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. When you want to know about crime, astronomy and science, yea, go with the "theologian". And not to put too fine a point on it...most crime happens during the day, when politicians, bankers, insurance adjusters, doctors scamming Medicaid, Wall Street etc...are open for "business".  :)



 

Baby Elephant...doing baby elephant...stuff. :) 



I always appreciate when someone titles a video...accurately and definitely. :)

"Drunk white lady standing on her roof, bangs beer can on her head, slips on a skateboard while being flipped off by a 5 year old child standing near a care free pig."

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Big Vagina Ladies. Golden Showers. Random Asinine Idiocy. :)

What "Subspace" Is.
Its the confluence of being with the right person, the right setting, where the atmosphere, the tone, the ambiance, mood music, temperature and other variables such as that, meld with the "right" (right being unique to the individual) combination of sensations, pain, humiliation, pleasure, hedonistic effects, dopamine, endorphins, adrenaline, and other body chemicals, sexual arousal, heightened state of awareness, where one "opens their mind" and at the same time "closes their mind" and "Boom Shakalaka"....sub space. Or something like that. :) 
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I see posts about "unwilling or unsuspecting" cuckolds on forums. From a terminological exactitude standpoint, definitively speaking, historically and in many/most cases currently, *all* cuckolds are/were unwilling or unsuspecting. That some online people sort of tried to *change* the definition into one meaning something akin to swinging is unfortunate, as that removes a crucial element from the entire dynamic for women like me...whose husband matches that. :)
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Small Dicks versus Big Vaginas. The following stupidity...is from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" wherein there is a question/debate whether or not Jeff has a small dick, or his girlfriend has a big vagina. (Part of 2 and 3 are repeated...only clips I could find.)   :)

 



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Short version of "2257" is...during the insane Bush years, spineless bitch and religious fundamentalist jackass John Ashcroft, capitulating to pressure from the Christian Theocrat wannabes, created laws that virtually *no* adult content producers could comply with, with the hopes of driving them out of business, since the unpatriotic dicks can't control what you, as an adult, read or view due to that pesky little thing called...The Bill of Rights, which assures free speech, including and especially so called "offensive" speech. Anyway, after nearly 20 years, a gazillion wasted tax payer dollars, numerous lawsuits, an enormous number of lawsuits, all kinds of fear and anxiety on the side of both big and small time "porn" site owners, with some spending a fortune on lawyers, others closing their sites out of anxiety and fear, the courts ruled that it is....not constitutional.  

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The “Law of Urination” states nearly all mammals (including humans) empty their bladders over nearly constant duration of average 21 seconds. Why then, pray tell...has no one ever made a Golden Shower porn flick titled something like..."21 Seconds of Gold"?  :) 


 Also the 2010s and certainly the 2020s...


Winter nights in the Finnish wilderness.


Smokey Mountains. 


 


Fresh spring snow. Boulder's Flat Irons, Chautauqua Park, Boulder, Co.


Cameron Highlands in Pahang, Malaysia.








 

 Post office locations in the continental USA from 1770-2002.
 
 

Regular readers know I mostly don't watch porn. Sure, I make my own incredibly low quality home video's that I post here...but that's it. However, the clips below...sort of interested me.