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Saturday, June 8, 2019

Boys Have Cooties....Just Saying. :)

Manspreading is a thing.

So is this. :)

Seen In Oklahoma.

Swimming for the first Time.

Legal Brothel Hosts “Do Over” Prom for Adults Yearning for a Nonjudgmental Rite of Passage.

I think this is a great idea. And even more so, rather than just "do over" it should be available to anyone of legal age, anywhere and anytime. We have, in the news increasingly, all these crazy ass "Incels" where in some cases they are unhinged and violent. Now I'm not suggesting that some messed up misogynistic guy is going to totally transform, or "see the light" just because he got a piece of ass, gratis or paid. But like most ideas from conservatives, the religious right, fundamentalists, which lets be honest that's where the "public" opposition to prostitution stems from (I say public because in private, they're the first to get a hooker, do drugs, lie, cheat, steal etc). Maybe, jut maybe, a little "Boom-Boom" sans clothes would alleviate some of these tormented souls angst, thereby making them a bit more mellow. At least its worth a shot.

And by "shot" I mean....money shot. :)

When President Trump gains even more power when he is reelected in 2020, this kind of sick behavior will be outlawed MAGA Allan (Read This Please.) :)

The title, is a reply to one of my blog posts.

The post is Sexless Cuckolds and/or Subs.

So, we got ourselves a "live one".

And by live one...I mean, a brain dead, soulless, vacuous, vapid, freedom hating, fascist loving coward. To desire that Trump would have enough power to dictate to 330 million Americans what they can, and can not do with their sex lives, takes a special kind of cowardly cretinous jackanape. I don't mean your everyday sort of "scared of his shadow gutless wussy", I mean one that hates autonomy, hates free will, loathes personal agency, that despises living in a free society, where adults can live their own lives the way they so choose.

"Allan", the spineless dotard that wrote the message, anonymously too I might add, would love living in North Korea, or China, or under a fundamentalist Taliban type regime, where you have zero options in life, no choice, no ability to live freely, and your every move, thought and act is mandated by fiat or edict by the "Supreme Leader".

My reply, to "Allan" as it would be to Trump is...

Because I love Freedom...

And I hate fucking Nazi's like Allan, Trump and "some" of his followers, not unlike how...

...Is also not a fan of Nazis, as we can clearly see by her photo. The irony is this message and its implied "threat" is coming one day after the 75th Anniversary of "D-Day" wherein brave soldiers from the USA and other nations, went to go fight, kill, get wounded and die due to...Nazis.

So, "Allan" and other pussy ass cowards of his ilk can...

Kiss My Ass.

Because the "New World Order" is not arriving...its already here. :)

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

'Murica...we are well & Truly Fucked!!! :)

When Taco Bell runs out of tacos, who do you call? One person called the police.

Didn't they used to issue tickets for making false police reports or for wasting their time or something? It seems to me like these sort of moronic calls happen more and more and its a waste of your tax dollars. I mean there could be a shootout or a car wreck, a missing child, a kidnapping or something happening...and the police are across town dealing with...a taco shortage.

Someone on a forum asked what the difference between a cuckold and a "whittle" was. A wittol is what he meant...but as I can never give a serious reply to anything I said...

Witty wittol whittling wood while wanking with winning winsomeness while wayward wantonly womanly wombs wait in...want?

Because as I've said before...

Its not so much that I have a Drinking Problem...Its that my damn sippy straw won't reach the bottom of the wine box. :)

Ir honor of gay pride, this Sikh (Jiwandeep Kohli) did up a cool looking turban.

I’m proud to be a bisexual bearded baking brain scientist. I feel fortunate to be able to express all these aspects of my identity, and will continue to work toward ensuring the same freedom for others.

Monday, June 3, 2019

An Open Pride Month Letter to LGBTQ+ Allies - We Need You Now More Than Ever.

The month of June marks Pride Month, during which people across the world come together to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community. If it's Pride Month, there's gotta be a parade…But this year, the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall uprising that fueled the fire for a global LGBTQ movement, there's also a lot more…Organizations are filling June with events that commemorate that moment and its impact through the past five decades.

Sunday, June 2, 2019

Want To Do Some BDSM?

Friday, May 31, 2019

Sexless Cuckolds and/or Subs.

On a forum, someone mentioned a podcast where the topic was cuckolds that go months, years or even decades without being allowed "normal" sexual intercourse. For obvious reasons, this baffles some people. One guy asked why, if as these women stated they loved their husbands, they denied said husbands this sort of "physical intimacy".

"Physical intimacy" does not have to equate to coitus, sexual penetration and/or ejaculation...and love may or may not have anything to do with sex. I could be physically intimate with someone I just met, and not even like them, much less love them.

Some male submisives see serving as their goal in life. Some may see denial, sacrifice and suffering as part of that...of which blue balls and that related discomfort is just one more aspect of their lot in life. One could be a eunuch and still be a sexual submissive, or a slave, with no hope of ever having the sort of "physical intimacy" of the type that the OP alluded to. Its a big world...and it takes all kinds to fill it. :)

Chinese Programmer Claims He’s Built Facial Recognition for Porn.

Yiqin Fu, a PhD candidate in political science at Stanford and a Twitter user, translated the tweets into English and posted on Twitter, saying that the original poster claims to have “successfully identified more than 100,000 young ladies from around the world, cross-referencing faces in porn videos with social media profile pictures. The goal is to help others check whether their girlfriends ever acted in those films.

If true, here's what might happen...

You know how multiple countries are upset with, and trying to enact laws against, women wearing the Burka/Niqab in public? I speculate that soon non-Muslim women will start wearing them in public, just to protect their privacy. And not only against invasive dickheads like this guy with the porn stuff, but as it applies to governments as well. Human beings like autonomy and privacy. When/if it gets to the point that every shop, store, bank, library, office and with closed circuit TV cameras posted all over cities have this technology, and people are using and abusing it...people will want to start covering their faces.

I would.

Fuck em. :)

I lost my shoes. And my socks. And my pants. :)

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Hot Hollywood Lesbian Chicks with Bondage Sex Bench!!!!!!

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson carry £360 leather SEX BENCH complete with restraints as giggling girlfriends take extremely racy purchase into their LA home! The supermodel, 26, and her actress girlfriend, 29, carried a £360 sex bench with adjustable restraints typically used in BDSM practices. It is unclear where Cara and Ashley picked up the raunchy item. The bench, designed for a person to lay on all fours on for sexual acts, also features 10 restraints to up the sexual ante.

Or so the headlines scream.

I find it amusing, and frustrating, how mainstream society and related media is still so fascinated with alternative sex, kinky sex, BDSM...if it applies to a couple of hot young lesbian chicks. If its an old couple, an "average' couple, gay guys, or any other demographic...prwetty much, no one really cares.

The double standard is confounding, especially when it comes to the LGBTQ community where if its two women, people are curious, salivating, wondering, questioning, yet if its two guys, far too many people are offended, feel grossed out and repulsed.

For those sorts, its like...two guys?

Sick.

Two chicks?

Sort of hot.

"Straight" women everywhere wonder silently...

Would I?

Could I go downtown?

Just a little flick of the tongue?

Just a taste?

Titillating, empowering, rebellious, experimental...but two guys?

No way.

Its unfair, and its bogus.

I have only the vaguest notion of who Cara Delevingne is, and never heard of Ashley. I can say however, that those are the ugliest shorts I've ever seen in my life. I also wonder, when something like this happens, if its a "Hollywood publicity stunt" to. Hollywood used to be notorious for those sorts of acts, and there are articles and articles and books and websites dedicated to just that. I mean, people can buy just about anything online. And have it shipped to them, wrapped and secreted in packaging that would leave any wandering eyes, wondering, as no label or description would be seen right? And having some sort of paparazzi there, at the "perfect" moment? Seems rather convenient. But then that's Hollywood. :)