Sunday, February 13, 2022

Supplemental Sunday Sundry Stuff. :)




Come on Eileen?
As in "cum" on Eileen?  :) 







 “There is something about the way the CIA has been functioning that is casting a shadow over our historic position and I feel that we need to correct it.” President Harry S. Truman

Truman argued that the CIA had been "diverted from its original assignment” (intelligence collection and analysis) and had “become an operational and at times a policy-making arm of the Government.”

 Coming off of World War II (and the defeat of a totalitarian Nazi regime), many Americans feared our own government would become what we just had defeated. Truman himself had similar concerns... 



Scientists discovered a rare, untouched coral reef off the coast of Tahiti. It’s deep enough that it’s considered part of the ocean’s “twilight zone” which is the depth where there is just enough light to sustain life. Once you pass beyond that point, the ocean’s depths turn into a pit of darkness. The reef is located roughly 230 feet from the surface, around 230 feet and spreads out for nearly two miles.


'Murica's MAGAness is ranking lower and lower every year. 



Wow, devices that aid in the ability to provide oral satisfaction to the nether regions of a females anatomy? What a spectacular idea.  :) 


  
































































She's grinding...but not allowing access. 
Love it.  :)

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Vabbing Pussy - Porn Platitudes & Matrilineal Women. :)



Vabbing is the act of a woman touching herself downstairs and ‘dabbing’ her lady elixir behind her ears, then continuing to go along with her day as normal. Vagina + dabbing... genius!!

I can see it now, he's nuzzling her neck, and says, "My Dear, you smell like a brothel.
She replies gratefully and with pride, "Thank you, my Love".  :) 

 

Delicate Dabbing?
With me, you're gonna need...a snorkel.  :) 



Ever notice when a conservative government gets into political trouble, they start railing against porn (or start and lose a war) to distract the media and voters from whatever problems they're having? So, Boris is about to get booted out for...the drunken parties during Covid, the whole Brexit flop, all his "women" trouble, his gangs of kids and the lies so...default to Conservative Politics 101, pretend you have "morals" and go after porn so conservative voters will hopefully forget what a fuckup your administration is. As far as the "age check" thing, it won't work, can't work, it's never worked, it never will, plus the danger to kids health and well being is not porn, the danger is...conservative goverments.  :)   




Nothing new here, just another "GOP Christian" spreading fear and hate. It's what they do. Actually, for the last 40 years, its the only thing they do (besides, you know, railing against porn and starting and losing wars).  :) 

 


The bill orders that schools "may not encourage classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity" in primary schools "or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students." The bill does not offer definitions on what would be appropriate. 

Oh, I forgot, GOP Politicians rail against porn, start and lose wars and...rail against gay people. :) 


In China, the Mosuo families are matrilineal and trace their lineage through the female side of the family. Occasionally, in fact, they may not know who the father of a child is. Children belong to and reside within their mother's household and have access to its land and resources. The matriarch (Ah mi, or elder female, in Chinese) is the head of the house. The Ah mi has absolute power; she decides the fate of all those living under her roof. Mosuo women are responsible for much of the work done around the house and financial decisions and also manage the money and jobs of each family member. When the Ah mi wishes to pass her duties on to the next generation, she will give this female successor the keys to the household storage, signifying the passing on of property rights and responsibility. 


Statue of Hermaphroditus. Roman (200-300CE). 
Currently housed in the Louvre Museum.


Craig Shubert, the mayor of Hudson, Ohio, spoke out about the dangers of ice fishing at a city council meeting on Tuesday night. Specifically, how if you allow ice fishing in Hudson Springs Park this winter, then next year someone will expect to bring an ice shanty out on the lake. And from there? Well...  "And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem: prostitution. And now you've got the police chief and the police department involved. 

Because, you know...he's Republican, and Republican politicians are...fucking stupid. :) 

  


I really wish the religious freaks would just...go do their freaky religious rituals and leave "normal" people alone.  :)


His dumbass Christian Taliban Tweet. 


Adidas Reply to His Dumbass Christian Taliban Tweet.  


Boys and their Toys. 😒



Why I like cuckoldry. 
Flouting social conventions. After a gazillion years of being chattel, of being owned, of being controlled, being dominated, there is an extra special thrill in doing the opposite of what we are/were told. Ego, having two (or more) men vying for your attention, while being the focal point of their attention, it's an ego boost. Pleasure. Same as above, having more than one tongue, one cock and two hands with skilled fingers at your beck and call is a win/win. Being a sexual sadist. The psychological domination, the humiliation of one that is trying so hard to please, it kicks off that sadistic "charge" that dwells within some of us, adding one more level of "spiciness" to the whole torrid affair. It's a power trip, with the added benefit of sexual pleasure. Obviously there are a myriad of other reasons, but these are a few. :)

Saturday, February 5, 2022

All About Dicks. :)

He has a Dick. 

 

Most women prefer an average size dick. Some call it "Boyfriend" dick (or husband dick) as opposed to "Fun Time Dick" wherein an extra large one is preferred, just for the thrill. So, what is average? About 5.3" erect and 5" in circumference. The difference between boyfriend dick and fun time dick is...for everyday use, average playtime, possibly penetrating multiple orifices (but not at the same time, lol), different positions, average size is best. For those occasions where you want some super stretchy pussy pounding penis, larger than average is best, but for most women, that's a rarity. 
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The message below was sent to me by someone through my website about custom furniture. Apparently, he thinks its all about....his Dick. :)

Message: I'd like to see a chair that holds a man fixed by the balls. Cock is free for sucking. Can have for the scrotum, a closable hole, or a slide closure, or a padlock, or a loop rope. SHould also immobilize the legs at the ankles, and the waist at the back of the chair, and the wrists on the arms of the chair or downwards. Must give good access for the blowjob. The male probably wears a kilt.
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Most members of Congress?
Yea, they're clueless Dicks.  :)


Never have I ever thought of Canadians as being Dickish, but they've been invaded by some protesting truckers who are...Dicks. 

 



Lauren Boebert....she's a major Dick. How is it even possible these dumbass Republicans don't understand what the word "Amendment" means? It means the Constitution was "amended". As in, it has, and will "evolve" and change. I mean, the last amendment, the 27th Amendment, was revised in 1992...a mere 30 years ago. Lauren Boebert...what a Dick.  :)


I feel the sentiment of "Juanita"...but not in a Dickly way.  :) 

 

More Congressional Anti-Porn Censorship, masked as "Protecting the Children". Did I mention, most members of Congress, from both parties, are a bunch of fucking Dicks?

The Electronic Frontier Foundation commented that the new EARN IT Act would pave the way for a massive new surveillance system, run by private companies, that would roll back some of the most important privacy and security features in technology used by people around the globe. Joe Mullin, policy analyst and digital privacy advocate, added the bill “targets every individual internet user, treating us all as potential criminals who deserve to have every single message, photograph, and document scanned and checked against a government database. 

 


They need to spend less time online looking at photos of dicks, and spend more time in real life, sucking, fucking, groping or bitch slapping...Dicks.  :) 

  


You want to know why? The IRS is told what to do by...Congress, who is told what to do by lobbyists that own their whore asses through campaign contributions. If people were able to file simple tax returns, a gazillion dollars that goes to accountants and for online E-Filing programs would dry up (and be spent on things like food and rent) so the corrupt bastards keep this shady stuff going. Which qualifies all of them as...Dicks. :) 

 


This version of "Christianity" and "Conservative" qualifies anyone participating and supporting them as...Grade A Nimrod Dicks. 

  

This version of "Christianity" and "Conservative" qualifies anyone participating and supporting them as...Grade A Nimrod Dicks. (See that? I didn't have to rewrite anything. One backwards run Dickhead state is the same as another backwards run Dickhead state.)  :) 



Because most elected officals are, in reality, just self promoting and self serving...Dicks. :) 

  


Probably the same story as posted above, but it's a good opportunity for me to point out...
#1: Michelle Obama should run for POTUS in 2024.
 #2: Trump is a bully, but mostly he's just...a Dick.  :) 


That's enough Dick for today.
Unless...you want a bag...of Dick.  :)




Here you go Girls.
Retro Teenage Heartthrob.  :) 

 

Okay...one more, Dick.  :) 

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Whore History - A Whore's Perspective. :)

                                    

Kaytlin Bailey presents "U.S. History from a Whore's Eye View". I found this podcast to be very informative and entertaining. Kaytlin is a former sex worker, now a comedian and writer, advocate and podcaster, funny, and very bright, and they're drinking a lot. So, it's drunk sluts, talking about historical drunk sluts, viewed by, drunk sluts.  :) 

 


You know how some actors you like, because of their performances, and then you're so disappointed when they speak out on something, and sound so moronically stupid? Sean Penn had some roles that I really, really liked, the Harvey Milk movie for one example. And then he says...this? 

 

The CARES Act (Covid bailout money for businesses) does not apply to Strip Clubs or any "Adult Business" but yet churches were handed out more than $521 billion dollars in PPP loans. So, strip clubs and adult businesses pay taxes, but are not allowed access to this money, yet churches that pay no taxes...can. Taxation without Representation? Equality under the law? And yet our "Christian Taliban" are endlessly whining about how they are "targeted" and treated unfairly. Fucking wankers...  :)


Someone, please, make it...make sense.  :) 





Notice a trend? Every few days, I post links, numerous links, to articles about our political "right" burning books. They brag about having bonfires, burning books. Who does that? Fascists, dictators, people from the Dark Ages, that's who. 


Annnd, directly related to the four previous memes/articles... :) 


 

 

Fetishes....some people act on them, then regret it, overreact over those desires and are filled with self loathing. Many people have moments of revulsion due to carnal urges. As we all know, it has to do with specifics like social conditioning and religious guilt, more than anything biological or inherently "wrong". Most people either work through it, or spend their lives denying themselves of something pleasurable, and something they are geared towards. For what it's worth increasingly people do not see what a man does sexually as being a reflection of him as a whole person, or his masculinity, or whether or not he's a good human being. Done correctly fetishes, kinky stuff, BDSM, cuckoldry, whatever it is, enhances relationships, adding some flavor, adds some spark and intensity to life. It is a plus, not a minus. Sure, there are still all sorts of backwards thinking morons around, but thankfully, there are less and less of them. So if people have urges, whatever they are and however kinky they may be, as long as they are consensual, they should consider giving themselves a break, and not beat themselves up over something that is, in actuality, totally harmless. :)