All About Dicks. :)

He has a Dick.

Most women prefer an average size dick. Some call it "Boyfriend" dick (or husband dick) as opposed to "Fun Time Dick" wherein an extra large one is preferred, just for the thrill. So, what is average? About 5.3" erect and 5" in circumference. The difference between boyfriend dick and fun time dick is...for everyday use, average playtime, possibly penetrating multiple orifices (but not at the same time, lol), different positions, average size is best. For those occasions where you want some super stretchy pussy pounding penis, larger than average is best, but for most women, that's a rarity.

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The message below was sent to me by someone through my website about custom furniture. Apparently, he thinks its all about....his Dick. :)

Message: I'd like to see a chair that holds a man fixed by the balls. Cock is free for sucking. Can have for the scrotum, a closable hole, or a slide closure, or a padlock, or a loop rope. SHould also immobilize the legs at the ankles, and the waist at the back of the chair, and the wrists on the arms of the chair or downwards. Must give good access for the blowjob. The male probably wears a kilt.

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Most members of Congress?

Yea, they're clueless Dicks. :)

Never have I ever thought of Canadians as being Dickish, but they've been invaded by some protesting truckers who are...Dicks.

Lauren Boebert....she's a major Dick. How is it even possible these dumbass Republicans don't understand what the word "Amendment" means? It means the Constitution was "amended". As in, it has, and will "evolve" and change. I mean, the last amendment, the 27th Amendment, was revised in 1992...a mere 30 years ago. Lauren Boebert...what a Dick. :)

I feel the sentiment of "Juanita"...but not in a Dickly way. :)

More Congressional Anti-Porn Censorship, masked as "Protecting the Children". Did I mention, most members of Congress, from both parties, are a bunch of fucking Dicks?

The Electronic Frontier Foundation commented that the new EARN IT Act would pave the way for a massive new surveillance system, run by private companies, that would roll back some of the most important privacy and security features in technology used by people around the globe. Joe Mullin, policy analyst and digital privacy advocate, added the bill “targets every individual internet user, treating us all as potential criminals who deserve to have every single message, photograph, and document scanned and checked against a government database.

College students who used social media 'excessively' made more trips to the doctor and had higher levels of a protein linked to cancer and cardiovascular disease, researchers say.

They need to spend less time online looking at photos of dicks, and spend more time in real life, sucking, fucking, groping or bitch slapping...Dicks. :)

The IRS already knows how much tax you’ll owe, so why do Americans have to pay so much to file their tax returns?

You want to know why? The IRS is told what to do by...Congress, who is told what to do by lobbyists that own their whore asses through campaign contributions. If people were able to file simple tax returns, a gazillion dollars that goes to accountants and for online E-Filing programs would dry up (and be spent on things like food and rent) so the corrupt bastards keep this shady stuff going. Which qualifies all of them as...Dicks. :)

Tennessee pastor throws book burning of ‘Harry Potter,’ ‘Twilight’ books.

This version of "Christianity" and "Conservative" qualifies anyone participating and supporting them as...Grade A Nimrod Dicks.

Texas parent who demanded Michelle Obama biography be removed from schools called the book 'leftist indoctrination,' document shows.

This version of "Christianity" and "Conservative" qualifies anyone participating and supporting them as...Grade A Nimrod Dicks. (See that? I didn't have to rewrite anything. One backwards run Dickhead state is the same as another backwards run Dickhead state.) :)